If you haven't seen the bball version, I encourage it. Although the football boys put on a good show themselves. Here's the best Rivals.com has given us since 2002....
Honorable Mention
HAIR, OH THE HAIR
Maurice Mack

Cedric Wilson

Brock unruh

THE ATTIRE
Chad "The T-Shirt" Lowe

Jared "The Biggest Pads Ever Seen On A Kicker" Parker

HEY MOM, LOOK HOW BIG I'VE GOTTEN
Chris Carney

Carson Coffman

AND NOW....THE TOP 5!
#5- Scott "Grizz Adams" Krehbiel

#4- Allan "The Christmas Picture" Evridge

#3- Patrick "Wait where's the camera, WOAH, there it is" Turner

#2- Josh "High School Bores Me" Freeman

#1- Sean "Bad Boy Fo Life" Lowe
