NU Recruit Blaine Gabbert Named MVP of the 2007 Elite 11 Camp

[vanro031]

Sorry, coffee is for closers.

You get red kool aid for not realizing what a colossal dimwit your head coach is.

And with all the discussion following first second third fourth whatever-choice-he-was Callahan's hiring, if you didn't hear about it, it was willful ignorance.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

[KungFoooKitty]

Sorry, coffee is for closers.

You get red kool aid for not realizing what a colossal dimwit your head coach is.

And with all the discussion following first second third fourth whatever-choice-he-was Callahan's hiring, if you didn't hear about it, it was willful ignorance.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

And you gulp from the urinal of stupidity.

[vanro031]

Sorry, coffee is for closers.

You get red kool aid for not realizing what a colossal dimwit your head coach is.

And with all the discussion following first second third fourth whatever-choice-he-was Callahan's hiring, if you didn't hear about it, it was willful ignorance.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

And you gulp from the urinal of stupidity.

It takes you two hours to watch 60-minutes..

[KSU4ME]

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

It takes you two hours to watch 60-minutes..

Congrats.  Both those made the list here:  http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=1306

#30 and #31, can we expect #32 from you soon, or can you be original?

[vanro031]

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

It takes you two hours to watch 60-minutes..

Congrats.  Both those made the list here:  http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=1306

#30 and #31, can we expect #32 from you soon, or can you be original?

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead...  You happy now you butt sniffer..

[waks]

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you just gargle..

It takes you two hours to watch 60-minutes..

Congrats.  Both those made the list here:  http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=1306

#30 and #31, can we expect #32 from you soon, or can you be original?

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead...  You happy now you butt sniffer..

Wow.

[FBWillie]

Really didn't follow the Raiders living in Dallas. Stop being so cocky and get me a fresh cup of coffee you b1tch. 

LOL at Corn fans not knowing about Corn sports 

How is Raider football Corn sports? Tell us ole great Husker reporter located in Lincoln...

After I heard Ron Prince was hired; I spent the next three weeks trying to learn everything I could about him.  kudo's to you for blindly following your athletic dept, the same athletic dept that Hired solich thinking he was the next hall of famer coach, then firing him after giving you a season that his successor has yet to match.

[Pittcat]

Damn you FBWillie, you beat me to it.   

[vanro031]

Really didn't follow the Raiders living in Dallas. Stop being so cocky and get me a fresh cup of coffee you b1tch. 

LOL at Corn fans not knowing about Corn sports 

How is Raider football Corn sports? Tell us ole great Husker reporter located in Lincoln...

After I heard Ron Prince was hired; I spent the next three weeks trying to learn everything I could about him.  kudo's to you for blindly following your athletic dept, the same athletic dept that Hired solich thinking he was the next hall of famer coach, then firing him after giving you a season that his successor has yet to match.

You are just a fricking KSU god. What size shoes does Ronnie wear? The reason you had to learn everything about him is because he is an unknown and still an unknown a year later.. 

[Pittcat]

Really didn't follow the Raiders living in Dallas. Stop being so cocky and get me a fresh cup of coffee you b1tch. 

LOL at Corn fans not knowing about Corn sports 

How is Raider football Corn sports? Tell us ole great Husker reporter located in Lincoln...

After I heard Ron Prince was hired; I spent the next three weeks trying to learn everything I could about him.  kudo's to you for blindly following your athletic dept, the same athletic dept that Hired solich thinking he was the next hall of famer coach, then firing him after giving you a season that his successor has yet to match.

You are just a fricking KSU god. What size shoes does Ronnie wear? The reason you had to learn everything about him is because he is an unknown and still an unknown a year later.. 

But our Ronnie is smart enough to change audibles when needed, and has already beaten a top five team. 




   We need to chenge this emoticon to say "Callahan is Stupid"

[vanro031]

How about 'Change the play Bill'.... Congrats on beating a top 5 team. Didn't they lose a few more after that? Way to catch a fallin star.. 

[Pittcat]

Let's see here, nub comes up short against Texas.  KSU beats Texas.  Nubbies lose to Auburn in post season.  crap we're gonna be 1-0 on Sept. 1st if the trend keeps up.  Go get drunk vanro.

[vanro031]

Let's see here, nub comes up short against Texas.  KSU beats Texas.  Nubbies lose to Auburn in post season.  crap we're gonna be 1-0 on Sept. 1st if the trend keeps up.  Go get drunk vanro.

ATM beats UT and then UT has a hard time against a 6-6 Iowa team. Auburn really isn't that good, but they will most likely kick the crap out of Princie.
Is it Happy Hour yet? Been a easy day of kicking the kitty litter out of you boys all day long..
Bark at ya later..
Your hero..
Vanro03... 

[FBWillie]

Let's see here, nub comes up short against Texas.  KSU beats Texas.  Nubbies lose to Auburn in post season.  crap we're gonna be 1-0 on Sept. 1st if the trend keeps up.  Go get drunk vanro.

ATM beats UT and then UT has a hard time against a 6-6 Iowa team. Auburn really isn't that good, but they will most likely kick the crap out of Princie.
Is it Happy Hour yet? Been a easy day of kicking the kitty litter out of you boys all day long..
Bark at ya later..
Your hero..
Vanro03... 

way to leave the back door open.

And you're an idiot if you claim to be a husker fan while simultaniously not knowing how lousy of an NFL coach callahan was.

[Huskerfan]

Gabbert was upgrade to five stars by Rivals this morning, ranked as the #14 prospect in the country. That gives Nebraska four of the Top 100 players in the country, not including our JUCOs, or Robinson, who's a soft commit. Plus word is we're in on a couple more Top 100 caliber guys.

This is shaping up to be a Top 10 recruiting class.

[JTKSU]

Gabbert was upgrade to five stars by Rivals this morning, ranked as the #14 prospect in the country. That gives Nebraska four of the Top 100 players in the country, not including our JUCOs, or Robinson, who's a soft commit. Plus word is we're in on a couple more Top 100 caliber guys.

This is shaping up to be a Top 10 recruiting class.

And, in similarily unrelated news, I had sex with your sister and she gave me crabs.  If that wasn't bad enough, she offered to let me use your dad's crab shampoo.  This is shampooing up to being a top ten piece of ass.

[Huskerfan]

Gabbert was upgrade to five stars by Rivals this morning, ranked as the #14 prospect in the country. That gives Nebraska four of the Top 100 players in the country, not including our JUCOs, or Robinson, who's a soft commit. Plus word is we're in on a couple more Top 100 caliber guys.

This is shaping up to be a Top 10 recruiting class.

And, in similarily unrelated news, I had sex with your sister and she gave me crabs.  If that wasn't bad enough, she offered to let me use your dad's crab shampoo.  This is shampooing up to being a top ten piece of ass.

Dude. if you had sex with my sister, you were asking for it. She gets around.

 

[steve dave]

Gabbert was upgrade to five stars by Rivals this morning, ranked as the #14 prospect in the country. That gives Nebraska four of the Top 100 players in the country, not including our JUCOs, or Robinson, who's a soft commit. Plus word is we're in on a couple more Top 100 caliber guys.

This is shaping up to be a Top 10 recruiting class.

And, in similarily unrelated news, I had sex with your sister and she gave me crabs.  If that wasn't bad enough, she offered to let me use your dad's crab shampoo.  This is shampooing up to being a top ten piece of ass.

Dude. if you had sex with my sister, you were asking for it. She gets around.

 

   Quality post

[Huskerfan]

Quality post

Thanks man. That's the best way to combat mom (and sister) smack.

[steve dave]

Quality post

Thanks man. That's the best way to combat mom (and sister) smack.

QFT

[Huskerfan]

Quality post

Thanks man. That's the best way to combat mom (and sister) smack.

QFT

Why?

[steve dave]

Quality post

Thanks man. That's the best way to combat mom (and sister) smack.

QFT

Why?

Because I agree.  Q(uoted)F(or)T(ruth)

[vanro031]

Steve is just a little worried because of the itch he has developed after this weekend with your sister.. 

[steve dave]

Steve is just a little worried because of the itch he has developed after this weekend with your sister.. 

No, that was already there.

[bigdeal]

First of all, Vanro...dude, you have been so completely owned that for you to not know it enough to crawl away and end your life just shows how pathetic you truly are.  Now Bandwagon on the other hand....great response on the sister thing.  Calm in the face of fire.  I salute you...you are a worthy adversary. 

[ksuguy9]

I think gabberts completion percentage was like 50%. lol

[vanro031]

First of all, Vanro...dude, you have been so completely owned that for you to not know it enough to crawl away and end your life just shows how pathetic you truly are.  Now Bandwagon on the other hand....great response on the sister thing.  Calm in the face of fire.  I salute you...you are a worthy adversary. 

Wow, what a comeback from no-bigdeal. From my famous book of quotes:

No-BigDeal donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

Now get back to the drive-thru and take care of them Burger King clients... 

[JTKSU]

First of all, Vanro...dude, you have been so completely owned that for you to not know it enough to crawl away and end your life just shows how pathetic you truly are.  Now Bandwagon on the other hand....great response on the sister thing.  Calm in the face of fire.  I salute you...you are a worthy adversary. 

Wow, what a comeback from no-bigdeal. From my famous book of quotes:

No-BigDeal donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

Now get back to the drive-thru and take care of them Burger King clients... 

Man, the way you added a "NO" to the front of his name is pure genius.  How did you ever come up with that one?  Bet you're some sort of rocket scientist or something similar.  I bet you also use the term KSUucks, too, don't you?  We have a god damn Albert Einstein on this board and we didn't even know it!

[vanro031]

Thank you JT, glad to see you have recognized my greatness. You and I will get along just fine this season.
Carry on..

[Bookcat]

I refuse to acknowledge Gabbert as a playmaker until he bashes his girlfriends head into a mailbox.

Right of passage in Husker land.