K-State Fans Unite To Help ME!

[HaberstrohBVBC]

Alright guys. I have this A&M fan that I work with, and I was giving him a hard time about the nut squeeze. Anyways he went WAY bellow the belt to get back at me now I need something to shove in his face and I am calling on all of you for some good material.
You are probably asking yourself "what could he have done to upset a K-state fan sooo much?"
Well think about our worst memory + A&M = 98' need I say more... Yes because he sent me video of that infamous touchdown looooping so I could see it forever, once again there I was huddled in the corner in the fetal position trying to forget that night.

Please bring me any good animated GIFs or videos of us purely dominating an A&M player or of A&M doing something totally Richard Simmons( )
 

[fatty fat fat]

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[HaberstrohBVBC]

Okay your going to have to explaine the Vince Young one for me.

[fatty fat fat]

Ummm..arch rival winning the national championship in the most celebrated way possible?

If it gets bad, bust the bonfire smack. It'll be over soon.

[steve dave]

Agree with Fatty.  Definately the bonfire smack.  If the guy is some kind of vag' he will probably blow a gasket about that being classless but if he can't stand the heat he shouldn't go to a school with a stupid bonfire.

[HaberstrohBVBC]

I deffinatly want to save the bon fire one when s&*t hits the fan, but I am having like the devil and angel on my shoulder sort of thing right now with that one.

I need some football Us Vs. Them sorta stuff right now, we have to have somthing

[fatty fat fat]

I need some football Us Vs. Them sorta stuff right now, we have to have somthing

We don't. Use the Vince Young thing. Remind them of 77-0. Remind them they are fake soldiers, and if they are real ones they will die in Iraq. Seriously, cmon dude.

[steve dave]

Yeah, you need to go for the jugular on this. 

[pissclams]

fwiw, imo, i think i got eggs-actly what you're looking for.
http://home.earthlink.net/~mike_scott/aggjoke.htm

some of these are a little 'over the top' so use discretion.
hth.

[fatty fat fat]

Jesus Christ. Comedy to the fullest.

Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
            Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.

[KSU4ME]

Sad thing is that Aggies don't see how this is incredibly hilarious.

[steve dave]

Reveille is a five star general hth

[waks]

There is a picture somewhere on the internet of a Kansas State fan pissing all over the Reveille memorial. I looked but couldn't find it.

[steve dave]

Reveille's a bitch

[waks]

Reveille's a bitch

Clever. 

[KSU4ME]

Pure speculation.

Were victims of the bonfire offered burial with Reveille?

[Leyton]

Pure speculation.

Were victims of the bonfire offered burial with Reveille?

Is this similar to the if-a-plane-crashes-on-the-border-between-the-US-and-Canada, where-do-they-bury-the-survivors joke?

[Saulbadguy]

Okay your going to have to explaine the Vince Young one for me.

lol@this quote

[KSU4ME]

Pure speculation.

Were victims of the bonfire offered burial with Reveille?

Is this similar to the if-a-plane-crashes-on-the-border-between-the-US-and-Canada, where-do-they-bury-the-survivors joke?

I toyed with saying "were the families of the victims offered burial for the deceased with Reveille" but it was too wordy.  I shortened it and hoped folks could keep up.

I was wrong.  My bad.

[HaberstrohBVBC]

Reveille will be great. that memorial is the stupidest thing there is.
It would be like us having one for past Willies... Maybe we should?!?

[steve dave]

Reveille's a bitch

Clever. 

God Damnit they can't all be winners!