Smoking weed makes you mentally retarded. The climbing up the tree story is BS.
THAT STORY IS 100% TRUE AND I HAVE THE SPLINTERS ON MY ASS TO PROVE IT.*
*Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that I was naked in the tree. As the cold of night settled in I fashioned a banana hammock out of leaves, three bald eagle eggs, and one half eaten squirrel.**
**I was in a tree, high as &@#% with a killer case of the munchies. Oh yeah, I just remembered that I also made a hat out of the mommy bald eagle when she came back and started lecturing me about using her eggs as underpants. Dumb bitch, she never even saw it coming.