So what you're saying is that you think his large muffin ass is a good thing? No that's not gay.
Wait, you think that is gay? Come on, surely it isn't? No way that is gay. OK, maybe it could be interpreted that way...damn, seriously, you think that is gay? I suppose I have to admit that was gay now that this sort of criticism has been brought to bare on the situation. So many thoughts racing through my head right now....How to tell my folks? What will my wife think, Will I get banned from the Wabash? What will RockyMtnCat think?
Well, I have come full circle with this thing. I can only hope that you accept me for what I am. Allow me to live in peace and afford me the civil union opportunities that I and this DE prospect for 2008 deserve. We'll be happy. We'll make a go of it. Probably end up adopting a little bastard from Russia. Maybe even a black one. People will look, and point fingers. I don't care. Our love is too strong to be denied.
Wow, what a relief to have this off my conscience. Thank you kusucks. Thank you for setting us free.
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