This is an important message from the Management at KSUFANS.
This thread contains extremely large amounts of Nebraska Kool-Aid in it. It has known hallucinogenic properties and causes increased euphoria and feelings of (unwarranted) superiority for those who are infected with it. There are anecdotal reports of serious lapses in judgment and those who have been infected should not drive automobiles, trucks, forklifts, ice cream vans, or operate dangerous equipment. Signs that someone may have ingested Nebraska Kool-aid are those that believe a recruit has capabilities before he plays in school, has been designated a first round draft pick, and shows talent well above his years, or all of these and before being coached by Bill Callahan. There is no known antidote. It appears to be highly contagious to other GBR and HUSKER fans. It shows it's greatest epidemic reach during recruiting reports. While it does not appear to be fatal, it has been known to cause mild irritation among those who are not infected, including headache, nausea or extreme hysterical laughing. Some more violent cases of wild outbursts or vomiting from those who come in contact with infected people. You may even be called "in denial" if you run into one. The best course of action is to clear the area immediately, call your local hazmat team and have the individuals infected quarantined. Some known responses that seem to negate the effects of the infected include "Harrison Beck" or "70-10".
Thank you for your attention. Please, stay away from this thread.
Management.