they're fat, therefore they steal

[coitus]

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x1476742658

bunch of coeds do the whole paint-on-the-belly thing at a lacrosse game, and after deciding they look fat in the pictures, steal 1,000 copies of the newspaper the picture appeared in to keep it hidden.

methinks they made the right choice:

[WildCatzPhreak]

I really don't think they're that fat.  A couple are even attractive.

Obviously dumb though, as they wasted time going around stealing newspapers to conceal photos of something they did at a public event.

[coitus]

their choice of shorts doesn't go well with their choice of body.

but yeah, i'd hit it.

[jeffy]

I really don't think they're that fat.  A couple are even attractive.

Obviously dumb though, as they wasted time going around stealing newspapers to conceal photos of something they did at a public event.

And now it's plastered all over the internet.  A few more than 1000 will see them now.