I got an email from a gopowertard. Some dumbass did a post saying Fitz should bring J-Mart on to the GPC staff because he gets better info than anyone else. His Pasty White Fatliness responded that all of JMart's info was reported first on GPC. Then someone else pointed out that JMart fills a void left by Fitz's refusal to provide anymore cannonballs (this is due to Fitz's laziness and desire to always be on a barstool, like Norm from Cheers). Fitz then said he is reviving the cannonball, this time as a blog, so he can be a better JMart.
Then Fitz got down on his hands and knees and asked Jesus to get some east coast newspaper to hire JMart away from the Eagle so Fitz could resume his laziness and not have to bother with being responsive to his customers.