monkeyboy in the house.lol

[cocomonkey]

where?

are going to be at inmm?

[KSUBrad]

joke, coco.  I'm a true cub, you'll have to excuse me.  There was an earlier topic about James Franklin, OC, coming to my school but I wouldn't say which one as a general protection for my students from the internet and the board's tendency to stalk recruits.  I got crap about it, thus why I love this board. ...seriously, I do.

[Poopley]

I was demoted to cub after attaining non-cub status. It hurt bad, but I learned from the experience, pulled myself up by my own bootstraps, and dared to love again. I too love this board. 

[sys]

i work in safeguards and security and non-proliferation.

i'll love gen. groves like a martyred saint if you get me a job.  i'd be good at that sort of thing.

[pissclams]

GREATCOAT

[jeffy]

you want ideas use a scientist.

you want something done use an engineer.lol

GOCATS!!!!

.... says the engineer after a catastrophic failure from using insufficient geotechnical data.

[cocomonkey]

yucca is better than 50-60 year old single walled steel tanks sitting 100 meters off the columbia river.lol

[ChicoRodriguez]

I still use rivals.  Don't post there much though, like less than once a day.  Too many 'powertards.'

Good content though, when talking about inside info and articles.

When actually discussing anything about K-state sports, ksufans is vastly superior to any other site out there.

Please don't copy-paste any premium info from ksufans over there.  Just provide the link.  They are our main competitor right now and it doesn't help when traffic isn't driven over here.  We offer a much better product overall and would like to keep it that way.  Thanks for your cooperation.

Haven't signed up for ksufans premium yet?  It's not too late!  Only $79.99/mo or $900/yr (at a savings of $48! )

[WildCatzPhreak]

I still use rivals.  Don't post there much though, like less than once a day.  Too many 'powertards.'

Good content though, when talking about inside info and articles.

When actually discussing anything about K-state sports, ksufans is vastly superior to any other site out there.

Please don't copy-paste any premium info from ksufans over there.  Just provide the link.  They are our main competitor right now and it doesn't help when traffic isn't driven over here.  We offer a much better product overall and would like to keep it that way.  Thanks for your cooperation.

Haven't signed up for ksufans premium yet?  It's not too late!  Only $79.99/mo or $900/yr (at a savings of $48! )

We need a 'premium' forum.

[FBWillie]

I thought this was the premium forum!?!? 

[cocomonkey]

chico is a bad, bad, boy.

the monkey likes it.lol

[BostonPancake]

So, what qualifies one as a "powertard"?  Is there a test one can take to confirm or disconfirm one's powertard status? 

[chum1]

So, what qualifies one as a "powertard"?  Is there a test one can take to confirm or disconfirm ones powertard status? 

How about we start with gimmicky acts that accompany gimmicky usernames?

no more rivals for this cat.

This sounds very hasty.  Please reconsider.

[cocomonkey]

nothing hasty about it.

been in a running battle with the mods since last summer's article anointing DM as the starter at QB.

today i went at it again with one of them and when a friend responded negatively to the mod  and it came up under my post (she uses thread view and i use topic) and i snapped at her.

hell if i am getting so angry that i snap at friends it is time to stop paying for that privilege.lol

i can piss off my friends for free here.

gpc management is not going to miss me i assure you and i will get along w/o gpc just fine (after a little withdrawl period;-)

GOCATS!!!

[ChicagoCat]

I still use rivals.  Don't post there much though, like less than once a day.  Too many 'powertards.'

Good content though, when talking about inside info and articles.

When actually discussing anything about K-state sports, ksufans is vastly superior to any other site out there.

Please don't copy-paste any premium info from ksufans over there.  Just provide the link.  They are our main competitor right now and it doesn't help when traffic isn't driven over here.  We offer a much better product overall and would like to keep it that way.  Thanks for your cooperation.

Haven't signed up for ksufans premium yet?  It's not too late!  Only $79.99/mo or $900/yr (at a savings of $48! )

I can vouch, Chico knows all.  Turns out, I'm the only one on the premium board though.  Chico needs to give phoggers free access to raise BBIQ

[CatWoman]

So, what qualifies one as a "powertard"?  Is there a test one can take to confirm or disconfirm one's powertard status? 

One Powertard  is named KSU43!   

[Trog]

you want ideas use a scientist.

you want something done use an engineer.lol

GOCATS!!!!

.... says the engineer after a catastrophic failure from using insufficient geotechnical data.

How much geothechnical data is needed.  They have only been studying that place for 20 plus years.  Oops i forgot it is the Fed gov't doing the studying.

[BostonPancake]

So, what qualifies one as a "powertard"?  Is there a test one can take to confirm or disconfirm one's powertard status? 

One Powertard  is named KSU43!   

Maybe that's what we need.  A list of known tards.  Also, a ranking scale may be helpfull as well.  You know, like from 1 to 10.  1 being a tiny tard and 10 being a super uber tard, or something.

[ksu_FAN]

When you've got a couple hundred regularly online and potential for over 3K compared to 50 or so regularly online and a potential of 1K, then if kind of makes sense you'd have more "tards" on the site with more folks.  IMO.

[chum1]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

[michigancat]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

No doubt.  We have no patience for "Is the game on TV?" threads, and "I need a good hotel in Kansas City" threads don't clog up the main board. 

[ksu_FAN]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

I would agree with that.  Posts (and posters) that make no sense half the time are weeded out for the most part.

[chum1]

Nonsense is my forte.

[ksu_FAN]

Nonsense is my forte.

But it is intentional nonsense.  There is a big difference between intentional and non-intentional nonsense.  That is the key.  This board majors in intentional nonsense and it is one of the reasons I enjoy it.

[catzacker]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

No doubt.  We have no patience for "Is the game on TV?" threads, and "I need a good hotel in Kansas City" threads don't clog up the main board. 

OT: Anyone see Lost last night?

[yosh]

So, what qualifies one as a "powertard"?  Is there a test one can take to confirm or disconfirm one's powertard status? 

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...

[Swartzendruber]

I think you forgot one:

11. Do you take mildly intelligent references between the name of possible future coaches and historical figures as an affront to your very existence causing you to freak out like Cho Seung-Hui?   

[cocomonkey]

12. Do you take humorous questioning of the accuracy of a mildly intelligent reference to an historical figure as freaking out?

[fatty fat fat]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

No doubt.  We have no patience for "Is the game on TV?" threads, and "I need a good hotel in Kansas City" threads don't clog up the main board. 

^^^definition of a powertard^^^^

also the idiots who post global warming crap on the main board.

being optimistic does not make you a powertard.

[ksu_FAN]

I think our ratio is better because we're allowed to be mean to people.

No doubt.  We have no patience for "Is the game on TV?" threads, and "I need a good hotel in Kansas City" threads don't clog up the main board. 

^^^definition of a powertard^^^^

also the idiots who post global warming crap on the main board.

being optimistic does not make you a powertard.