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April 18, 2007, 02:29:26 PM
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Happy "Dig us" day!!!
If ever there was a holiday to celebrate self-congratulations and false encomiastic myopia, today would be the day. Yes, better than Christmas. Better than the 4th of July. Today’s Husker spring game has reached a point where it goes beyond a simple day to make fun of people with foam pieces of corn on their heads.

I understand you people like your team. I understand that your only other sporting options during the fall is Doane Cross Country and UNO softball. I understand if not for your football team, nobody would even know where Omaha is. Hell, except that it's the hometown of Warren Buffett, which always seems to be mentioned, mostly because nobody can fathom how a billionaire can be from a cowtown like Omaha.

Anyhow, today’s event…despite what many of you think, the event itself is not unique. College basketball teams hold glorified scrimmages. Kansas holds lame skits at their midnight madness celebration so pathetically stupid they would make Tom Green roll his eyes. Other big-time football programs hold spring game celebrations that not only give their fans a nugget of football during the slowest time of the sporting year.

Yet in no other place, no other city, no other program on this or any planet is it exactly like Nebraska. Oh, not because you do anything different. Dragging 80 high school kids on your field and fawning all over them like the King of France doesn’t make you different or special. Hosting Edna and Clive Huckleberry from McCook one Saturday a spring doesn’t make you special either. What makes you special and different is the pure volume of self-indulgent, self-celebratory, “dig us, we’re special” bullcrap that oozes out of every single corner of that stadium.

I’m surprised you people don’t have “greatest fans on earth” plastered to the side of your popcorn boxes down there. (You probably do, I haven’t been for a long time.) I wouldn’t be shocked if the memorial stadium medical teams weren’t flooded with broken arms from fans who kept patting themselves and each other on the back. The whole thing is so absolutely rank with self-indulgence it makes me want to vomit. And the part I don’t get is….why?

Why do you people give a crap if somebody recognizes how great you are? Why do you fly off the handle so quickly when people like me bash you for being a fraud. (Why do some of my readers type replies between hits of meth, rambling on about the same argument over and over? Coughbhgcough) You do this because you have an inferiority complex the likes of which mankind has never seen. Yes, this is shocking, considering the amount of time you spend telling others how great you are. However, simple psychology tells you that the kid down the street who keeps telling you how tough he is and how he can rip apart a phone book with his bare hands, is probably the first person to run like a little bitch if he’s stung by a bee.

You get the idea.

So what does all this mean? Absolutely nothing. Like those those giant May Day parades in Moscow, that were actually paper mache models of missiles. The show of support, love and slobber that will be on display this weekend is nothing but a sham. A complete and total farce that doubles as a highly calculated spectacle to convince a group of people that they still matter to somebody..somewhere...anymore.

But that’s not to say there won’t be comedy. The whole “Joey Ganz vs. JC Keller” thing is just about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of in my life. He’s JOEY F’ING GANZ. And he’s going to overtake the great JC Keller? The same QB who would be a Pro-Bowler on 30 NFL teams right now if he would just declare? The same guy who makes Peyton Manning look like a 4th string hack on the Chadron State Sigma Phi Epsilon intramural team?

I couldn’t make this crap up if I tried.

Enjoy sticking your tongues in each others ear this afternoon. I’ll be napping, thinking of how much fun it’s going to be to watch you start the season 3-3.
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Here's an example of some of the ridiculous garbage being spilled out of their bong with the ashes, moldy water and chunks of green residue:

- Marlon Lucky will lead the Big 12 in rushing.
- NU's top 5 receivers are better than any single WR in the big 12
- Wake Forest sucks and their ACC title last year was a fluke.
- USC lost everybody and will fall apart in Lincoln
- Maurice Purify will suddenly start trying on every play and have 100 catches with 15 TD's.
- JC Keller could start for several NFL teams right now. (I actually read this)
- Despite last year's crapty defensive backfield, those same players will be back next year, and much much less crapty.

April 18, 2007, 02:31:54 PM
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* BIG TIME SPRING GAME this weekend!!!!! You can feel the electricity in the air. Or maybe not. Husker Mike reports that Joey Ganz moved the Husker offense with ease during recent scrimmages, while J.C. struggled with his 10 teammates. Although Mike won't admit it, I think it's fairly obvious as to why Keller is having trouble moving his team: They're in awe of him.

The other 10 guys working with Keller are so in awe, so taken aback by the caliber of athlete that J.C. is, they simply cannot concentrate. This is going to be a big problem from Clownahan and the NU coaching staff. Of course, it's a good problem to have, having the greatest quarterback ever to play college football. But it's up to the coaches to calm the rest of the team down, and make them understand that they CAN play on the same field as J.C. Keller. Just because he has the skills of Joe Montana in his prime, does NOT mean they can't compete.

Of course, it's all a moot point anyway, because everybody knows, J.C. will simply scramble for first downs this fall, and he really won't need the other guys to help him out. Regardless, this could be the Husker coaching staff's biggest challenge to date.

* Is that the Husker baseball team I see in eighth place? Uh oh. How is the College World Series going to survive this June? Will the hotel rooms still fill up? Will anybody be downtown? Will anybody even come? How the hell am I supposed to fill up this blog, without 40,000 hicks in Eric Crouch jerseys, leaving the second session of a CWS session, all the while Tom Shatel is babbling on about how the CWS is the greatest event on earth, and should host the Major League World Series as well?

I'm going to have to think about this for a while.


April 18, 2007, 03:10:21 PM
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 Nebraska spring game overview....     
 
 


Greetings, my burnt orange friends.

Just returned home from Nebraska's spring game, which, I believe, will air on NFL Network later this evening. For those who might tune in, here is what I saw in the spring game, and what you can expect to see. For those that aren't interested, you don't have to read it, but I'm posting this for those like HHD, who requested I do this. So, without further adieu, here are my thoughts on NU's spring football game.

First, understand that Nebraska's spring game is composed of the Red and White teams. The Red team contains most of the starters, including Keller. I'll talk about Keller's performance later. He was very good, but that's not the main thing for me.

No player was allowed to return punts in the game. For as physical as the game was, I'm actually glad about that. I don't need to see key players getting hurt during dangerous special teams plays.

The #1, 2, and 3 things you will see are a very intense, physical scrimmage. i say that's #s 1, 2, and 3 to look for because it's what I was hoping to see, and that's exactly what happened. Nebraska's defenders, whether they be Red or White, were flying around to the football and delivering some big-time hits during the game.

Nebraska's secondary is going to be a lot tougher this year. I will go ahead and say they are probably going to be the most improved unit within this ballclub. Better technique, more aggressiveness, good hits at good times, and just more intensity than last year, when the secondary was little more than apathetic. There were a couple times when they could have been more aggressive, but they were a lot better for the most part

Andre Jones is going to be one of the better DBs in the Big XII...after what I saw today, I'd be surprised if he doesn't make at least second team all Big XII.

keep an eye on #3 Ricky Thenarse for those that can watch the game tonight. it seemed like he was all over the field, even though he didn't play with the starters (Red team).

NU's defensive line is going to be not so much a run-stopping unit (although they can be good at that) as a sack unit. They can stop the run, but they'll get after the passer just as much if not more. As a matter of fact, Nebraska's Red team had more sacks today than they had in last year's spring game with the defensive line that included Carriker and Moore (six this year, five last year).

Keller, you ask? LOVE the guy. Love him. Guy's got a mad set of skills. What I like best about him is that he makes quick decisions on where he wants to go with the ball. With Keller, it was one, two, three, BAM...the ball was out. That occurred for the most part. What I like most is that Callahan is giving Joe Ganz (the backup) a fair chance to win the starting job. I think he knows Keller is the better QB (or at least he should), but he's going to make him earn it on the field.

Along those lines, Joe Ganz is a nice backup, but he won't beat out Keller. Keller makes quicker decisions, and I think he also gives Nebraska a vertical passing threat that they didn't have last year with Taylor.

Marlon Lucky and Cody Glenn are going to be Nebraska's two best backs. Unfortunately, Lucky got hurt late in today's game. How serious it is, we're not sure yet. Overall, I think the jury's still out on how good the Husker running game will be. they got beat upfront at times today, although I guess i might give them a pass because both teams were getting after it.

Kicking off for Nebraska is going to be a problem. NO kickoff went into the end zone today. You always like having that kicker who can get at least a few touchbacks per game. NU doesn't have that yet. As a matter of fact, on most kickoffs, the White team started from the 30 yardline or better.

Execution also was an issue at times. There were just a few notable penalties...only one procedure penatly and 1 DOG penalty (delay of game) according to my calculations, but they fumbled snaps on several different occasions (Keller did it at least twice). That MUST be resolved before the season starts.

overall, I liked what I saw today. Keller was outstanding, better intensity, physical play, especially by the defensive lines. this has a chance to be a VERY good team.

i will say it now, I will say it all summer, and I will say it the week of the game...NU can upset Southern Cal at home if what I saw today was any indication. the game is at home, no Jarrett or Smith for Southern Cal, better secondary for the Huskers, better defensive intensity, and Nebraska was at least somewhat competitive last year in the game in LA.

fire away, guys.
 

April 18, 2007, 05:30:03 PM
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Huskerh8er is a broken record.  :blahblah:

You could give me any college and I could dig up bad stuff about it and find ways to insult its location, fans, and traditions. ANY COLLEGE.

Why won't I? Because I have other stuff to do with my life than spend it trying to smear mud on another school.   :beerchug:

Nebraska definitely has its flaws, but the fact that this Missouri fan, Huskerh8er, is bitter enough at our school to spend his entire life trolling the internet for obscure new ways to insult it makes him a pathetic loser. 
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April 18, 2007, 07:13:36 PM
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I think he just loves to write (and is good at it to) and gets a thrill out of seeing how bent out of shape you all get, I know I enjoy reading his blogs.  There are really only 3 schools in the Big XII that you could aim such hatred at and get such a big response; UN,OU,UT.

April 18, 2007, 09:48:35 PM
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There are really only 3 schools in the Big XII that you could aim such hatred at and get such a big response; UN,OU,UT.

First, it's actually NU, not UN.

Second, NU, UT, and OU are the only three schools in the conference with tradition, pride, and a record of success. The rest are a bunch of also-rans or never-weres. No one bothers much with K-State, because any of their fans with two brain cells to rub together realize K-State is a joke of a program.
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April 18, 2007, 10:31:02 PM
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There are really only 3 schools in the Big XII that you could aim such hatred at and get such a big response; UN,OU,UT.

First, it's actually NU, not UN.

Second, NU, UT, and OU are the only three schools in the conference with tradition, pride, and a record of success. The rest are a bunch of also-rans or never-weres. No one bothers much with K-State, because any of their fans with two brain cells to rub together realize K-State is a joke of a program.

Thanks for spending so much time on our board, even though we're a "joke of a program."  God, what a &@#%ing loser.

April 18, 2007, 10:31:20 PM
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There are really only 3 schools in the Big XII that you could aim such hatred at and get such a big response; UN,OU,UT.

First, it's actually NU, not UN.

Second, NU, UT, and OU are the only three schools in the conference with tradition, pride, and a record of success. The rest are a bunch of also-rans or never-weres. No one bothers much with K-State, because any of their fans with two brain cells to rub together realize K-State is a joke of a program.

I think you can stick yourself in that also ran catagory it's been a long time since you really competed at the level of an OU or a Texas so please save it.  Heck we've at least beat those teams once or twice recently and actually won a conference title within the 21st century when you have not but I still won't claim to be on their level.  Go back to fanasty island with the rest of the idiots and get all giggly playing grab ass and talking about how your dl is going to be so much better with 4 new starters and how Andre "toast" Jones is going to be one of the best DB's in the big 12 next year.  You would think some actual football knowledge would come along with that "proud tradition" but I've seen very little of that from the "UN" fanbase.  

April 18, 2007, 10:33:35 PM
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Oh look, a brainwashed husker fan, that's weird seeing you here.  Looking for validation that our program is in the dumps?  Sorry we don't have that here.