Gawd, the Royals suck

[Dan Rydell]

Joe Mays--1 out in the first, 2-0 Detroit.

It's so freaking sad to know you have no shot before the season even begins.

[Andy]

lol leadoff triple for dejesus and can't score him.  thats the true mark of how losing teams lose.

[Kat Kid]

Sweeney should be crucified behind one of the fountains.

Bottom 1st: Kansas City
- D. DeJesus tripled to deep center
- M. Grudzielanek struck out swinging
- M. Sweeney popped out to first               <--------------This is where your $11 million DH is supposed to hit a sac fly to left field to score your lead-off man
- R. Sanders struck out swinging

0 runs, 1 hits, 0 errors
Detroit 3, Kansas City 0

Bwahahaha! 

BTW:  Pudge is 3-3 with a homer and 3 rbi's.  6-0 D-Town into the bottom of the 5th.  YAY FANTASY!

[Kat Kid]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

Top 7th: Detroit
 - S. Stemle relieved L. Hudson
- B. Inge doubled to deep right center
- C. Granderson singled to left, B. Inge to third
- P. Polanco singled to right, B. Inge scored, C. Granderson to second
- I. Rodriguez doubled to deep right, P. Polanco and C. Granderson scored

Again, a summary of Ivan Rodriguez's day:  4-4 5 rbis 2 runs 1 HR and currently standing on second base with 0 outs.  

Let's see if "Detroit's Sweeney" Magglio Ordonez can drive him in....

[Dan Rydell]

I'm not paying for another ticket to a Royals game until Glass spends $20 million more on some actual major league players.  And fires Allard Baird.

[Kat Kid]

well dimitri got him home.

good times.

[Kat Kid]

Sweeney strikes out to lead off the bottom of the 7th, then Buddy Bell pinch hits for their biggest "power hitting" $5 million "blockbuster" cast-off from the team down I-70 and Shane Costa grounds out.

This is great ball!

[Kat Kid]

Royals on the board!  Emil Brown homers!

[Kat Kid]

crap.  granderson homered.  My bench is kicking my ass!

[Dan Rydell]

I don't think I can take much more of this.  When does football season start?

[Kat Kid]

I'm keeping track on yahoo!

- I. Rodriguez safe at first on left fielder E. Brown's fielding error, I. Rodriguez to second

I'm laughing just trying to picture how this played out.

[Kat Kid]

Guillen homers in back-to-back games and I'm neither impressed nor particularly happy becuase it comes on the tail end of I. Rod's mammoth day and in the 9th of a 14-2 (and counting) game.

This season is going pretty well after all...

[cats12ksu]

The Royals and Chiefs are a bunch of "turds."  I'll bet that spending 475 million will make the Chiefs Super Bowl winners and the Royals win 90 games.That is what the owners want you to think.  I'll bet that Royals win total will be closer to 40 than 90 as long as the Glass Family "turds" own the club and Carl Peterson is still Carl Peterson.  Don't go to the games and don't shop or dine in Jackson county until something drastic is done. 

[michigancat]

Mays and Doug Mianklvasdfaserch have already melted down on the fans.

After the second game.

[Saulbadguy]

Terrible game.  It was a nice day out at least.

[Andy]

did anyone see the banner that was being flown over kauffman on opening day?  there was a brief mention of it on 810 about how offensive it was and how the royals had to have it taken down.  all they said that it said was "slugger is a blank".  i'm wondering what it was???

[Saulbadguy]

it said "Slugger is a pussy". It was sponsored by some radio station.

[Dan Rydell]

 

[Andy]

did 610 sponsor it??  they said it was an entercom radio station and that they were broadcasting from the stadium...

[GoldbrickGangBoss]

Aren't A-rod and Bonds making more than the Royals combined?