I call Lon Kruger right now and I tell him:
"Lon, it's time to come home. Bob has left us with some of the best recruiters in the country. You need to get on the next plane back to Manhattan and convince Delonte, Frank, and Erik that the next step in their careers is to be assistants for the best bench coach in the country. Bob just took our team to the second round of the NIT, while you just took inferior talent to the Sweet 16. A few years with you and they will have the full package. This is your chance to get the number one recruiting class in the country. This is your shot at the title. This is the time to be the savior of your alma mater and cement your legacy.
We'll have a car at KCI tomorrow at 10:30 AM."