Conversation with my mom regarding recruits (cute convo!)

[ksuno1stunner]

I I haven't seen her very much lately, so I figured we should talk about something important.  I was a little disappointed that she wanted ku to win.  Even though she didn't care, I was trying to convince her how awesome our recruits were, and that our recruiting has now surpassed ku's.  So I pulled up the profiles of the 07 recruits vs. theirs.

Me - Look how awesome we are, everybody is black.  Beasley is the #1 player, Walker looks like a thug and wears a headband, Pullen throws up gang signs (had to explain what they were), Tyree is a felon, and we beat out ku for Sutton.  Look how dorky these ku players are.

Mom - 

Me - If you saw our recruits on the loose, would you be scared?

Mom - I don't know, maybe.

Me - If you saw ku's recruits, would you be scared?

Mom - No.

[waks]

I know your mom. She's an awesome lady, man.

[rundown87]

how does bill walker look like a thug?

would you be afraid of this guy in an alley?

 

[WildFan101]

How would you not be scared of a group of 6'6"+ people?

[rundown87]

I would be scared of them if they were holding guns

[WildCatzPhreak]

I would be scared of Colon.  The dude just randomly goes off punching people when he feels like it.  And he's 6'10".

[WildWillie21]

I'd be scared if they were wearing red and blue, but they ain't. They're wearing purple.  

[rundown87]

I'd be scared if they were wearing red and blue, but they ain't. They're wearing purple.  

why would you be scared of tall gay guys?