easy way to tell a d00d on campus is ghey.

[FelixRex]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

That's just homophobic, imo.

QFT

Lots of insecurity here. Except the urinal thing. Anytime equipment is unsheathed and/or being handled, there absolutely must be a buffer.

Plus, the motorcycle/umbrella things may be a great gateway to banging some faghags.

[RonLongshaft]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers

[fatty fat fat]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers

perhaps you look gay because it's obvious you are going out of your way to look not gay?

i agree though. it's all about space/comfort for me. i also have a special love for going to theaters alone, as you don't have to encounter the uncomfortable moment after where you have no clue how the movie just ended.    (or if it's bad and you picked, etc...)

[phicat1448]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers

perhaps you look gay because it's obvious you are going out of your way to look not gay?

i agree though. it's all about space/comfort for me. i also have a special love for going to theaters alone, as you don't have to encounter the uncomfortable moment after where you have no clue how the movie just ended.    (or if it's bad and you picked, etc...)

yes fatty, that is exactly why. I must say I have never gone to the movies by myself and find it really weird when people do. Would rather go rent a movie and watch it at home then go to the theater and feel like i have no friends.

[EllToPay]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers

Or just use both arm rests for yourself and not care about the people next to you?

[fatty fat fat]

I must say I have never gone to the movies by myself and find it really weird when people do. Would rather go rent a movie and watch it at home then go to the theater and feel like i have no friends.

yeah. you have to be pretty secure to pull it off. much less pathetic looking outside of mhk.

[FBWillie]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers

Or just use both arm rests for yourself and not care about the people next to you?

or go to a movie theatre that has armrest for each chair.

[steve dave]

I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically). 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Only one time did I wish I had an umbrella on campus.  Started raining fairly hard when I left Eisenhower.  Ran over to Bluemont to cut through.  Ran to the human ecology building to cut through.  While in there it started pouring.  Waited around about 15-20 min before I finally said screw it.  Walked all the way to the 1000 block of Ratone.  Some girl offered me a lift about a 100 yards from the house.  Was already soaked so I declined.

[Rick Daris]

when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.

[Thin Blue Line]

when i was little, i though an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.

Explains much.   

[phicat1448]

when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.

Big Mary Poppins fan?

[steve dave]

when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.

I did that too.  I also tried by holding all four corners of a bed sheet and jumping off stuff. 

[jeffy]

Only one time did I wish I had an umbrella on campus.  Started raining fairly hard when I left Eisenhower.  Ran over to Bluemont to cut through.  Ran to the human ecology building to cut through.  While in there it started pouring.  Waited around about 15-20 min before I finally said screw it.  Walked all the way to the 1000 block of Ratone.  Some girl offered me a lift about a 100 yards from the house.  Was already soaked so I declined.

Dear Penthouse Letters,

You'll never believe it, but I was walking in a downpour one day.....

[jthutch]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

It's not ghey if you ride backwards IMO

[Thin Blue Line]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

It's not ghey if you ride backwards IMO

Excellent post. The simplest answer is always the least found.

[sys]

I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically). 

i use them then too.  agree, though, that is pretty gay to use them when not raining.

[ksuno1stunner]

i mean when it's raining and i see a dude holding an umbrella, i'm never thinking like "LOL. FAG"

[fatty fat fat]

i mean when it's raining and i see a dude holding an umbrella, i'm never thinking like "LOL. FAG"

yea, but when you reach the building and you just stroll rite in while they have to uncork their wet umbrella i do let them know of the situation w/a lil smirk or something.

[FelixRex]

I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically). 

i use them then too.  agree, though, that is pretty gay to use them when not raining.

Used with the proper panache, a parasol can be classy as hell. Best way I know to meet true upscale ladies this time of year.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I've got some good friends who are gay (including one Mexican guy who manages many of the top models in the U.S.) and many who are not.  And yes, umbrella usage and movie seating are the surest ways of telling them apart.