Dear Ron,
This hurts....but we're sorry. You were doing the best you could in a no-win situation. We realize now that you hadn't gotten completely rid of all of Snyder's sh*tty players, and that they were a cancer to your team.
Coach turnover? We now understand that it doesn't matter who the coach is, sometimes coaches just don't want to be here. We forgive you, bra.
Consider this my formal request for you to come back, Ronald. I know you won't, but I wish you could. While you're enjoying the highlife in the ACC, we're going to be stuck in 3-9 football hell with Old Ballz and his merry band of losers.
Sincerely,
Oklahoma_Cat.