Colon kind of reminds me of Ed Nealy (more so before Luis lost 35 lbs)...
Tremendously painful to watch run up and down the court-no grace at all-if it weren't for the others on the court, some special olympics event might come to mind.
Quietly works himself to good positions on the defensive and offensive boards-his size takes up the needed floorspace to capture a decent amount of rebounds.
Inflates his rebound count by missing simple layups and clanking shots off the underside of the rim, lucky enough to grab it back for a 50% in-the-paint shooting percentage
Mistakes are usually big, highly visible mistakes -- making an easy target to get chewed by Frank. Jack wasn't nearly as vocal, but "the look" would rip a player to shreds and Nealy got the look on a number of occasions.