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August 11, 2006, 12:08:15 PM
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Saulbadguy

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Last season at the Iowa State game, Weird Robert stood up next to us with his giant boombox and yelled "GO STATE!" ...pause..."WAIT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU?"

Then he wandered off, and muttered "You can sit anywhere you want."

August 11, 2006, 12:09:33 PM
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I've been to the KSU-Mizzou basketball game in Columbia 4 of the last 5 years.  I've seen him there every time.


That's all I've got.

August 11, 2006, 12:22:31 PM
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I've been to the KSU-Mizzou basketball game in Columbia 4 of the last 5 years.  I've seen him there every time.


That's all I've got.
Where you there in 2004? That would have been fun.  Although, it seems Mizzou fans have gotten rather complacent as of late.  I've only driven past Columbia.  I think the yellow "paw prints" on the exit ramps and roads are pretty gay - I hope we do nothing like that. The M-I-Z-Z-O-U billboard letters are kinda neat.

August 11, 2006, 12:24:04 PM
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1.  KSU went to Washington to play in the early 80's ... Weird Robert saw the team off at the airport, greeted the team in Seattle ... freaked everybody out.

2.  I've seen him on several work crews through years, getting yelled at by the Foreman because he was lazy.


August 11, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
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I've been to the KSU-Mizzou basketball game in Columbia 4 of the last 5 years.  I've seen him there every time.


That's all I've got.
Where you there in 2004? That would have been fun.  Although, it seems Mizzou fans have gotten rather complacent as of late.  I've only driven past Columbia.  I think the yellow "paw prints" on the exit ramps and roads are pretty gay - I hope we do nothing like that. The M-I-Z-Z-O-U billboard letters are kinda neat.

Yep, 2005 was the year KSU won, though.  Good times, and Mizzou fans have always been pretty tame.

August 11, 2006, 12:46:23 PM
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One time I saw him in the Bram and so I asked weird robert if we were going to win some basketball game and he started off by saying:

"Well certainly!  We will win by 2.257 points exactly!"  And then started explaining why.  I smiled for like three-seconds and then just walked back to my seat.
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August 11, 2006, 12:57:34 PM
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Asbury used to let him into the lockerroom after games, let me tell you that it was weird on so many levels.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

August 11, 2006, 01:44:48 PM
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you youngsters know nothing about him.  He is actually very intelligent (ok in a weird sort of way).  If it came to a match on who knows more trivia on KSU sports.  You would lose..hands down.  He is a self-employed sales rep for trinkets and calendars (he actually represents a pretty decent company).  Ask any business in the Manhattan area if they have bought giveaways from weird robert and if they are honest they will say yes.  The guy is relentless and annoying. Gawd forbid if he knows you are a K-State fan because you just lost an hour in the day.   Most just buy something to get rid of him but it only brings him back more!
I tell you he has money squirreled away someplace and when he dies the football program will receive the largest donation ever recorded!


His roaming of the tailgates is legend.  The damn women in our tailgate take pity on this guy and always make sure something is saved for weird robert.  Sharon Snyder felt the same way, that's what got him in with the football team!   Every coach and athletic dept person knows him    It would be interesting to know what Prince will do with him. :popcorn:
" and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me," Carl Spackler

August 11, 2006, 01:58:24 PM
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you youngsters know nothing about him.  He is actually very intelligent (ok in a weird sort of way).  If it came to a match on who knows more trivia on KSU sports.  You would lose..hands down.  He is a self-employed sales rep for trinkets and calendars (he actually represents a pretty decent company).  Ask any business in the Manhattan area if they have bought giveaways from weird robert and if they are honest they will say yes.  The guy is relentless and annoying. Gawd forbid if he knows you are a K-State fan because you just lost an hour in the day.   Most just buy something to get rid of him but it only brings him back more!
I tell you he has money squirreled away someplace and when he dies the football program will receive the largest donation ever recorded!


His roaming of the tailgates is legend.  The damn women in our tailgate take pity on this guy and always make sure something is saved for weird robert.  Sharon Snyder felt the same way, that's what got him in with the football team!   Every coach and athletic dept person knows him    It would be interesting to know what Prince will do with him. :popcorn:

He'll probably try to hire him as the color-guy replacing weber after stan makes "comments detrimental to the team" during the 55-0 Lousieville rout.  Crazy Robert finishes the season by predicting KSU victories before every game and refusing to actually report whats happening during the game, then muttering things under his breath while Wyatt is talking.
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August 11, 2006, 02:38:59 PM
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I almost always see Robert at games, fb, bball, wbb, baseball. Every week he seems to wander by our tailgate, some weeks we give him a burger or brat, but he always offers up some statistic about the cats. It seems like I saw him at MU in 2004 also...He always came by the student section and chatted it up with who ever would listen then go down and talk to the other teams radio guys during the shoot around.

August 11, 2006, 04:57:55 PM
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Actually, my funniest Wierd Robert story happened last year @ ISU.  I bought Tickets off Ebay, because I wasn't planning on going until the week prior and needless to say I ended up smack dab in the middle of every Old Geezer ISU fan.  During Half time, my pregnant wife got up to go to the bathroom.  We were on an Isle seat and Wierd Robert just came and sat next to me without even looking at me - started rambling about how we were playing sh1tty. Then mentioned that he predicted that ku would beat NU then got up and walked away, never said bye; never even looked in my direction; just sat face forward and spoke for about five minutes and walked away as if he had never even sat down.  The ISU fans I was sitting next to burst out laughing when he got up and walked away without even saying bye. They just assumed he was some crazy guy that forgot where he was sitting.  I told them the story about Wierd Robert and how he's been to every game for like 40 years, even the game in Japan, and he's known through out Manhattan as "Wierd Robert"

I realize reading back over that, it doesn't sound funny at all.  I guess it was just a had to be there kind of thing.
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August 11, 2006, 05:53:09 PM
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i'm pretty sure i know the guy you are speaking of.  older fellow normally with a very old ksu hat and shirt on.  probably in the 5-8 to 5-10 range, and annoying to all holy high hell?

if this is the guy, he was at a ku-KSU baseball series probably 3 years ago, and his best line was "hit it on top of allen field house"  which is basically a fould ball over the 3rd base dugout.  he babbled random crap like that all game and it was great.  the guy would not stop, and i give him mad props for that.  previous to that, i had no clue who he was.  then i saw him at the Bram the ku-KSU basketball game the following winter.  i just walked by, made some random comment and chuckled.  that guy is a trooper and will be missed by everyone when he goes.

August 11, 2006, 06:38:47 PM
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Robert always stops by our tailgate.  Of course, he's like a dog -- if you feed him or give him food he always comes back.   He sniffs us out on road games, too.  And, speaking of dogs, he always asks my brother how his dog is doing.  Problem is, my brother has never, and will never, have a dog.

During the '02 Holiday Bowl, I ran into one of students assistant coaches and his family from my home town so we hung out and drank beer the night before the game.  The SAC's were divided between two rooms in the team hotel.  One of the SAC's group had the honor of Robert staying in their room during the Holiday Bowl.  Robert didn't get to fly with the team so he rode the "bloodhound" (what he calls Grayhoud buses) to San Diego and arrived early one morning. 

I guess Robert was getting under Snyder's skin at that time... Snyder evidently laid down the law with Robert in the lobby of the hotel when he arrived and told him to stay away from the players and any meetings in the hotel.  But, to be nice, he told him he could stay with the SAC's. 

The SAC's said their room stunk to high heaven from Robert's B.O....
Every waking hour on the hour Robert would tell the SAC's how many hours Snyder had been on the job at K-State...
Robert would wake-up before the SAC's each morning and wake them up by telling them how many days BS had been HC...

Needless to say, the SAC's didn't spend much time in their room other than what was required and they admitted they weren't very effective in helping the team cause due to their roomie. 

I guess instead of giving Robert food, I should throw him a can of Right Guard.
     

August 11, 2006, 07:13:42 PM
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The first time I ever noticed robert was at the KSU OU game this last year in Norman.  He somehow scouted us out in a sea of red tailgaters.  He stopped by to tell us that we were going to win, and that we should come back for the KSU-OU basketball game in 06-07.  He then proceeded to spout off exactly how many seats whatever OU's basketball arena is called has.  He then walked off randomly.

I've noticed him every game since then.

He made me $30 once.  No crap.  I traveled to Dallas this last year for the mens and womens basketball tournament.  I bet two other people in my section 15$ a piece that he would show up to this pep rally that we held in the middle of butt&@#% egypt. (somewhere in downtown dallas that no Kstate fans even knew about)  They bet me that no KSU fans would show up.  I bet them that not only would at least one show up, but that I knew one person that would be there for sure.  After convincing them that I did not previously speak with weird robert to find out that he was coming, the bet was on.

The first person in purple was Tim Weiser.

The second was weird Robert, followed by Pres and Mrs Wefald.

And they were the only three there at this KSU "Pep rally" in the middle of butt&@#% dallas.  I crap you not.  That money bought me a steak dinner that night.

August 12, 2006, 08:04:40 PM
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