Where I live there are 2 or 3 sports stations and they have 24/7/365 NU football. They sound something like this:
Guy1: You know Sam Keller has some kind of rocket lazer arm and I think he is a legit 4.1 40 guy.
Guy2: I have to disagree with you there, he looks like he will probabley run in the 4.0 range.
Guy1: You ever dream about having sex with Bill Callahan?
Guy2: F***ing A right I do!
Guy1: Awesome, me too. You know who I hate?
Guy2: Who
Guy1: Kansas State and fans who don't really get into being a Husker fan.
Guy2: Yeah, tell me about it, I saw a car that WASN'T red the other day and had a KSU license plate. So, you know what comes next, I spit my Copenhagen on his windshield and keyed the word F** into his paint job.
Guy1: Alright!
EDIT: So, yeah, I listen to a lot of NPR.