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Title: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Del Tremens on January 08, 2010, 05:28:15 PM
Guys:

Lots of excitement here in Wildcat land.  With rumors out there that LHC Syndder is ready to take a young pup under his wing and teach him the ways of winning football, it seems that many, many veteran HCs have found ways to get out of their current coaching commitments to make themselves available to Snydre to be tutored in the ways of K-State football.  My question is, which, choice is, the best one?

I like Leach, but afraid his "devil may care" attitude, unruly hair, and pirate offense may not fly with many of our more staid Wildcat veterans.  After all, if you can't run the ball, you can't win Dr. Peppers.

Leavitt and Mangino probably can instill the needed discipline in the youngsters, but can we afford Mangino's cafeteria plan?  And Leavitt will probably just leave us again for the next Florida job that comes up.

Tuberville is saying he's interested in the Tech job, but I have it on good authority that if Snyder offers him HCIW, he's here.  Good defensive mind.

Urban Meyer's playing on again off again with Florida, because Bill won't give him a definite yes or no.  He thought he was on here as HCIW a couple of weeks ago when he announced his retirement, but Bill's been playing him along.  Afraid this may wind up being another Patterson situation, folks.  Not sure his ticker could handle our brutal Kansas winters.  Just IMHO.

Carroll clearly wants to leave USuCk.  If Bill would just step it up, Carroll could come in, and have heard that he's ready to bring a lot of 5* recruits with him.

It's been pretty quiet with Stoops, but sources told me that Venables' unmentionable sin is just a fabrication to keep us from hiring him, because Bob is the one who really wants to be brought in as HCIW.  But keep it on the DL, guys.

Bill Cowher did well int he NFL, but I'm not sure he's cut out for the NFL game.  And Jim Mora is a loser.  But I think we should give Holmgren some serious considerations.

Finally, someone told me they think Lombardi and Rockne may be dead.  But if not, I think they need to be near the top of the list.  Although, I'm concerned that today's recruits may not remember the initial part of their careers that well.

 :confused:

So many good choices for us, guys.  Who should we accept?
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: EMAWgasm on January 08, 2010, 05:31:19 PM
No "all of the above" option!!!  :curse:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Del Tremens on January 08, 2010, 05:36:14 PM
No "all of the above" option!!!  :curse:

Thought about it, but figured with our alimony payments to Prince, prob. couldn't bring in more than a couple.

But, maybe we could make it some kind of reality show, where they all come in an compete for the chance to be HCIW.  Like, have them do different challenges like throw footballs into big Dr. pepper cans.  And see who design the craziest plays.  And the losers of the challenges could have to sit in a closet for a couple of hours or run steps at 3 am.
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Pete on January 08, 2010, 05:52:29 PM
Wow.  Very difficult choices. 

Before I vote on the next HCIW, is it possible that we can have an option where one of these guys comes in as a GA first?  Most of these guys would jump at a chance to work with Bill in any capacity, so why don't we ask them to "earn it" first?
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Del Tremens on January 08, 2010, 06:01:46 PM
Wow.  Very difficult choices. 

Before I vote on the next HCIW, is it possible that we can have an option where one of these guys comes in as a GA first?  Most of these guys would jump at a chance to work with Bill in any capacity, so why don't we ask them to "earn it" first?

Good point, hadn't thought of that.  Yes, probably any of them would be willing to work for free in exchange for the valuable info Bill can teach them.

Kinda makes you realize how dumb today's "hot young assistants" are.  Here is their chance to learn from a legend, yet it seems that none of them appreciate that kind of opportunity.  Older, wiser coaches like those on the above list, and guys like Del Miller and Dana Dimel, fully appreciate such a great opp.
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: PCR on January 08, 2010, 07:20:22 PM
I voted for Knute, since he's a permanent resident of Kansas.   :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: kst8cat on January 08, 2010, 08:03:42 PM
I voted for Knute, since he's a permanent resident of Kansas.   :kstatriot:

Very nice.   :katpak:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: steve dave on January 08, 2010, 08:16:32 PM
Bill Callahan.  He just won a holiday bowl and wasn't even in San Diego.
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Guscat on January 08, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Hilarious thread.
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: JTKSU on January 08, 2010, 10:46:31 PM
WTF is't Sean Snyder an option?  This thread is a complete sham!!! :angry:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: powercatpurple on January 08, 2010, 11:43:36 PM
I voted for Knute, since he's a permanent resident of Kansas.   :kstatriot:

I've visited his humble abode out in the middle of a pasture 1.5 miles from the nearest road in the middle of the flint hills.  Place is dope! :cactus:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Pett on January 09, 2010, 01:58:28 AM
I voted for Knute, since he's a permanent resident of Kansas.   :kstatriot:

I like it. Keep them homegrown......or homedead. :shy: :'(
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Stupid Fitz on January 09, 2010, 08:39:10 AM
No "all of the above" option!!!  :curse:

I was realistic with my choice.  I voted for Leavitt to choke OB and then for Leach to lock him in a closet so he can't recruit crappy players and hire crappy assistants.

 Leach and Leavitt = dual HCIW's :love:
Title: Re: Who should be KSUHCIW?
Post by: Doom and Gloom on January 09, 2010, 09:16:32 AM
WTF is't Sean Snyder an option?  This thread is a complete sham!!! :angry:

 :banghead:  :banghead: :banghead:  :banghead: