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Title: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Shank Pushpi on December 23, 2009, 11:22:19 PM
can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Bullfn33 on December 23, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
They go on "missions" for two years where they are free to bulk up with steroids, then come back at 25-26 years old ready to kick ass.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Ginger on December 24, 2009, 01:21:50 AM
can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Ben Ji 2.0 on December 24, 2009, 08:22:24 AM
Kinda hard to compete with a school that gets to pick the best of the litter from an entire religion.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 24, 2009, 08:27:49 AM
can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.
Mormonism isn't a real religion.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: MENSACat on December 24, 2009, 08:50:44 AM
I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: cas on December 24, 2009, 09:36:07 AM
I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:

cu already has a strangle hold on that.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: snyderfanatic on December 25, 2009, 07:06:04 PM
New Mexico, San Diego State, Air Force, UNLV
4 automatic wins, plus Wyoming is not real good
Win those and knock off tcu once every few years and your considered great

Mountain West has 4 or 5 teams like Baylor and ku
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: dlew12 on December 25, 2009, 08:56:06 PM
can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.

 :love:

QFT
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Pike on December 26, 2009, 12:43:45 AM
I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:

Smoke tha dope kill tha Pope mon!!
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: 2 Handed Finger Roll on December 26, 2009, 09:12:09 AM
Their formula is a consistent QB and a good Polynesian line. It's the same every year.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: frankencat on December 26, 2009, 10:07:52 AM
For the Utah universities, it's a simple recruiting philosophy, get the biggest and fastest Mormons
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: LesMiserables on December 26, 2009, 12:18:38 PM
Lots of Mormons in California, as well as lots of people in the state right next door.  California has 10% of the US population and only 5% of the Division One football playing schools.  A number of the WAC and MWC schools as well as the Oregon and WA Pac Ten schools utilize this excess.   
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 26, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.
Mormonism isn't a real religion.


Neither is catholicism.
Title: Re: If Universities in the state of Utah...
Post by: CatsNChiefs on December 26, 2009, 06:04:19 PM
Mormons, GMAFB.  Losers.