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December 23, 2009, 11:22:19 PM
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Shank Pushpi

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can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:
We 7 O'clock, yeah that's PRIMETIME.

December 23, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
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They go on "missions" for two years where they are free to bulk up with steroids, then come back at 25-26 years old ready to kick ass.
Show me defense.

December 24, 2009, 01:21:50 AM
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can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.

December 24, 2009, 08:22:24 AM
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Kinda hard to compete with a school that gets to pick the best of the litter from an entire religion.


I think my grandpa killed somebody once, but he never liked to talk about Kent State.

December 24, 2009, 08:27:49 AM
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can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.
Mormonism isn't a real religion.

December 24, 2009, 08:50:44 AM
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I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:

December 24, 2009, 09:36:07 AM
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I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:

cu already has a strangle hold on that.
csourk is the best pre-college poster on this board.  way better than oxlp956

December 25, 2009, 07:06:04 PM
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New Mexico, San Diego State, Air Force, UNLV
4 automatic wins, plus Wyoming is not real good
Win those and knock off tcu once every few years and your considered great

Mountain West has 4 or 5 teams like Baylor and ku

December 25, 2009, 08:56:06 PM
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can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.

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QFT

December 26, 2009, 12:43:45 AM
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I say we become pioneers and establish the first university which caters to, and encourages the practices of those who prescribe to a Rastafarian lifestyle. Imagine the recruits we could attract as they leave their official visits with a Bob Marley CD, a bag of the great herb, and some kind of b.s. pamphlet justifying all of these perks in the name of religious freedom and Haile Selassie. :love:

Smoke tha dope kill tha Pope mon!!

December 26, 2009, 09:12:09 AM
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Their formula is a consistent QB and a good Polynesian line. It's the same every year.

December 26, 2009, 10:07:52 AM
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For the Utah universities, it's a simple recruiting philosophy, get the biggest and fastest Mormons

December 26, 2009, 12:18:38 PM
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Lots of Mormons in California, as well as lots of people in the state right next door.  California has 10% of the US population and only 5% of the Division One football playing schools.  A number of the WAC and MWC schools as well as the Oregon and WA Pac Ten schools utilize this excess.   

December 26, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
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can be good at football, there is no reason we can't either. I mean BYU's whole freakin' offense is white - should we start offering just mormons???  :dunno:

I like how you toss some religious prejudice in with your racism. I totally agree, white (or at least non-black) mormons (maybe JWs and scientologists too?) can be the future of Cats football.
Mormonism isn't a real religion.


Neither is catholicism.

December 26, 2009, 06:04:19 PM
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