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Title: New coach???
Post by: dodgecitymyers on November 20, 2009, 07:53:51 AM
What rumors have you heard???

Philip Fulmer???  This is too good for them, don't like it personally
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on November 20, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Basically take any big name the phoggies want and throw it out.  They will not come to uk to be second fiddle and have a crap program.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: jeffy on November 20, 2009, 08:20:03 AM
Bobby Knight
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Cautiously Optimistic on November 20, 2009, 08:38:50 AM
My sources are telling me that it is without a doubt Jon Gruden.  Apparently the thought of going to ND to deal with the Catholics is too much for him (He's a Presbyterian).  A second reason is that he REALLY wants to get back into college coaching as he found that the professional athletes were more of a babysitting gig than a coaching one.  Third reason, he loves to hunt and comes to Kansas often to hunt with some friends out West.  Fourth reason, his wife grew up in the Kansas City area and she's been waiting for an opportunity to come back.  She wants Jon to take the KC job but again he doesn't want to deal with trying to coach up professional athletes.  Put it in the bank its... ITS GRUDEN!
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Guscat on November 20, 2009, 08:47:30 AM
My sources are telling me that it is without a doubt Jon Gruden.  Apparently the thought of going to ND to deal with the Catholics is too much for him (He's a Presbyterian).  A second reason is that he REALLY wants to get back into college coaching as he found that the professional athletes were more of a babysitting gig than a coaching one.  Third reason, he loves to hunt and comes to Kansas often to hunt with some friends out West.  Fourth reason, his wife grew up in the Kansas City area and she's been waiting for an opportunity to come back.  She wants Jon to take the KC job but again he doesn't want to deal with trying to coach up professional athletes.  Put it in the bank its... ITS GRUDEN!

JFC.  Lawrence has more inbread parochials than ND.  No sane top-flight coach would want to deal with the delusional administration there, Harvard of the Plains delusional.  They might throw enough money at someone, though, then we'll need to weather the bragging of future conquests (kind of like August this year when ku was picked to win the North).
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: catsdo on November 20, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
Last night on the bball chat JMart said it was Charlie Weis.  Maybe he was joking though.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: WildcatNkilt on November 20, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
My sources are telling me that it is without a doubt Jon Gruden.  Apparently the thought of going to ND to deal with the Catholics is too much for him (He's a Presbyterian).  A second reason is that he REALLY wants to get back into college coaching as he found that the professional athletes were more of a babysitting gig than a coaching one.  Third reason, he loves to hunt and comes to Kansas often to hunt with some friends out West.  Fourth reason, his wife grew up in the Kansas City area and she's been waiting for an opportunity to come back.  She wants Jon to take the KC job but again he doesn't want to deal with trying to coach up professional athletes.  Put it in the bank its... ITS GRUDEN!

Pretty sure I heard not too long ago that Gruden extended his contract for 1 or 2 years with ESPN as an announcer.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Pett on November 20, 2009, 09:15:26 AM
Bobby Knight

Could you imagine him throwing an entire bench across the field? :love:

But then again, Mark's Anger Problems = Bob's Anger Problems.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: dodgecitymyers on November 20, 2009, 09:24:27 AM
So no one else has heard fulmer.  GOOD I can tell my OU buddy that he is dead wrong.  Any word on Stoops taking the ND job??
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: mikeycat on November 20, 2009, 09:28:46 AM
I've heard Fulmer, some whack job mentioned Spurrier (LOL), Turner Gill, Randy Edsall...
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 20, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
Gruden just extended his ESPN contact.

Everybody is looking at pictures of Jimmy Johnson down there in Florida hanging out on his boat with the babes, all sunburned and boozed up . . . and telling themeselves there's no reason to go back into coaching when you're pulling down major jack to work half a year . . . that's why I kind of laugh when I hear about guys like Cowher getting back into coach . . . why??  He's got a ring, he's been to the very top of the mountain, no doubt CBS pays him well . . . he's got a freakin Mansion in North Raleigh, he's minutes away from his Alma Mater's football stadium where he's loved and adored . . . why go back into the nut cracker of coaching??

Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: steve dave on November 20, 2009, 09:42:09 AM
Last night on the bball chat JMart said it was Charlie Weis.  Maybe he was joking though.

don't think that was jmart bro
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Guscat on November 20, 2009, 09:48:10 AM
Sources are saying that Lew Perkins has ties to Turner Gill, and he'll be the next head coach at Kansas.  Gill recently declined the Western Kentucky HC job, so appears to be open to making a change.  So, is Turner Gill > Mark Mangino?
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: catsfan20052006 on November 20, 2009, 09:57:39 AM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PowerKAT on November 20, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
Our luck it will be Patterson :(
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PCR on November 20, 2009, 01:11:34 PM
Jank's gonna convince Patterson to move to Lawrence. 
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: jester66 on November 20, 2009, 01:27:00 PM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


Here's the list of coaches willing to work with Lew Perkins:











Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: ednksu on November 20, 2009, 02:01:13 PM
Grudens nickname is Chucky for a reason.  I don't think ANY coach with any fire is going to ku for sometime.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: WavetheWheat on November 20, 2009, 02:03:24 PM
We'd be lucky to get Rickey Bustle
(http://image.cdnl3.xosnetwork.com/pics5/200/VB/VBYOXNZVJODMKGD.20080812205251.jpg)
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: McLovin on November 20, 2009, 02:36:05 PM
Grudens nickname is Chucky for a reason.  I don't think ANY coach with any fire is going to ku for sometime.

this.  Expect ku to suck for the forseeable future. 
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: feralchat on November 20, 2009, 02:47:14 PM
When Prince breaks out his three-ring binder to their new black chancellor, it's gonna be  :love:.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Iceberg on November 20, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
When Prince breaks out his three-ring binder to their new black chancellor, it's gonna be  :love:.


Deep...

Sucking at K-State was part of the binder. His ultimate gig was ku. Wanted to tear down K-State so ku can rise up. Easy to see with a couple of upsets over Texas followed by losses to ku that Ron was underselling K-State early. Then Lew would fire Mangino and hire Prince.

But, K-State hiring back Snyder wasn't in the binder...
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PowercatPat on November 20, 2009, 03:18:19 PM
Patterson won't go to ku, tards.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: BamBam83 on November 20, 2009, 04:04:15 PM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


They've also tossed around Kirk Ferentz, Tommy Tubberville, and Skip Holtz.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: 1992 on November 20, 2009, 04:22:02 PM
Fran be your man.   :ohno:
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PowercatPat on November 20, 2009, 05:24:52 PM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


They've also tossed around Kirk Ferentz, Tommy Tubberville, and Skip Holtz.


Kirk Ferentz? LMAO. Why would he leave Iowa for ku?
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: catsdo on November 20, 2009, 05:49:03 PM
Last night on the bball chat JMart said it was Charlie Weis.  Maybe he was joking though.

don't think that was jmart bro

I still don't even think you were in the chat last night. So confusing knowing who was who.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: BamBam83 on November 20, 2009, 06:07:31 PM
Fran be your man.   :ohno:

I thought Fran was heading to UNLV?
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: BeanTownCat on November 20, 2009, 07:05:39 PM
Patterson leave tcu? No way... Boise State's Peterson though, Kansas is a big school and could be appealing. That'd be where I'd put my money, but I don't know too much about his situation. Heard he beat OU in some worthless bowl game though  :D
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: WavetheWheat on November 20, 2009, 08:44:47 PM
Patterson won't go to ku, tards.

Preach on.  He actually would laugh in the phone if Lew called him.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 20, 2009, 08:56:58 PM
anyone indifferent? mangino's record has sucked, but i think we all know he's a bit better than his record states.

I dunno.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: WavetheWheat on November 20, 2009, 08:59:48 PM
anyone indifferent? mangino's record has sucked, but i think we all know he's a bit better than his record states.

I dunno.

Not to mention you lose a ton of fat joke fodder.  You will just have to stick to making fun of us because we suck.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: wildcat79 on November 20, 2009, 11:17:21 PM
Nolan Cromwell! He has a history of alcohol in Lawrence. He's the man. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Cautiously Optimistic on November 20, 2009, 11:38:01 PM
My sources are telling me that it is without a doubt Jon Gruden.  Apparently the thought of going to ND to deal with the Catholics is too much for him (He's a Presbyterian).  A second reason is that he REALLY wants to get back into college coaching as he found that the professional athletes were more of a babysitting gig than a coaching one.  Third reason, he loves to hunt and comes to Kansas often to hunt with some friends out West.  Fourth reason, his wife grew up in the Kansas City area and she's been waiting for an opportunity to come back.  She wants Jon to take the KC job but again he doesn't want to deal with trying to coach up professional athletes.  Put it in the bank its... ITS GRUDEN!

Just so you know kids this was tongue in cheek.   :baityes:
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Haverhill on November 21, 2009, 01:17:32 AM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


They've also tossed around Kirk Ferentz, Tommy Tubberville, and Skip Holtz.


Kirk Ferentz? LMAO. Why would he leave Iowa for ku?

Even he doesnt want to bear witness what will be the 2009-2010 Iowa Hawkeye basketball season.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 21, 2009, 12:42:05 PM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


They've also tossed around Kirk Ferentz, Tommy Tubberville, and Skip Holtz.


Kirk Ferentz? LMAO. Why would he leave Iowa for ku?

Even he doesnt want to bear witness what will be the 2009-2010 Iowa Hawkeye basketball season.

basketball smack? could be any more lame?
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PowercatPat on November 21, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Here's the list:

tcu’s Gary Patterson
Cincinnati’s Brian Kelly
Boise State’s Chris Petersen
Houston’s Kevin Sumlin
Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn
Texas A&M offensive coordinator Nolan Cromwell
Former Tennessee Head Coach Phil Fulmer
Former Tampa Bay and Oakland (NFL) Head Coach Jon Gruden


They've also tossed around Kirk Ferentz, Tommy Tubberville, and Skip Holtz.


Kirk Ferentz? LMAO. Why would he leave Iowa for ku?

Even he doesnt want to bear witness what will be the 2009-2010 Iowa Hawkeye basketball season.

basketball smack? could be any more lame?

QFT. Horrible post by Haver.
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on November 21, 2009, 01:12:29 PM
Last night on the bball chat JMart said it was Charlie Weis.  Maybe he was joking though.

 :fiesta:
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: PowercatPat on November 21, 2009, 01:23:10 PM
Last night on the bball chat JMart said it was Charlie Weis.  Maybe he was joking though.

 :fiesta:

That wasn't the real J-Mart.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on November 21, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
yeah, no doy.

Title: Re: New coach???
Post by: doom on November 21, 2009, 01:28:04 PM
Jmart didn't even say it.  It was some sock named k_rob.