Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM. At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game.
SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??
SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??
She totally does this!
Seriously though, for you OU fans who really want to get your ass handed to you, you'd better show up early and get in line. We can't stay there that long, because SD's mom is kinda a bitch about being late and will go in without us if we are late.
I am not the least bit concerned about Sooner fans. I will pick out a particularly big one to fight. Catzacker has been talking about taking on two, he gets kinda psycho about OU stuff.
Also, NO WEAPONS this time. Fists only. You know what the frack I am talking about SoonerRick7321, you SOB!
I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.Haha very funny.
When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.
Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.
This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...this man has none.
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This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...
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sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma). I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go. Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.
These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma). I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go. Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.
These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.
It's a fracking honor to have you by our side.
Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma). I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go. Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.
These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.
It's a fracking honor to have you by our side.
Good to hear chingon. Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.
of course, full fat too, I am still trying to bulk up.Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma). I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go. Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.
These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.
It's a fracking honor to have you by our side.
Good to hear chingon. Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.
It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.
It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.
If those guys were experts in martial arts and proud owners of third place trophies from the Riley County Martial Arts Fair then I guess this would be a good description.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it. They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out. You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open. Then you grab it's bottom jaw.
I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's. My dad did it quite a bit. I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it. They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out. You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open. Then you grab it's bottom jaw.
I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's. My dad did it quite a bit. I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad. :banghead:
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??
don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true. It's illegal here in Kansas.
no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad. :banghead:
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident. He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs. :rolleyes:
FWIW.
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident. He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs. :rolleyes:increds post. simply increds.
FWIW.
That picture is fake, I'm calling you out. Not that many black ou fans. The only black kids on campus are the athletes, and they stick out like a sore thumb. Lots of "hey, BOY!", etc, going on in Norman.
Their fanbase is more like:
80% redneck white trash
10% indian (hatchet, not red dot)
10% other (negroes)
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Also, something to consider (PLEASE READ S.D.!!!)
They watch A LOT of Walker, Texas Ranger. Keep that in mind. They probably learned a few things.
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident. He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs. :rolleyes:
FWIW.
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident. He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs. :rolleyes:
FWIW.
These people disgust me...
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Update on the current line:
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i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident. He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs. :rolleyes:
FWIW.
These people disgust me...
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/OU_cheer.jpg)
Update on the current line:
(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/election_day/long_lines.jpg)
i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:
I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma. Doesn't seem real to me.
Update on the current line:
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i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:
I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma. Doesn't seem real to me.
the picture is of the end of the line. that's how long it is. :yikes:
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
:woot:
ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?
I will :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break. I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)
I will :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break. I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)
Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.
I will :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break. I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)
Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.
This is a really important point. You can do the lynch mob sign and/or scream "lynch mob" WITH black guys, but not AT black guys. Whites, Mexicans, Indians (both kinds), Asians (both kinds), Aleutian Islanders, and Polynesians are fair game. Also, some gray area with real Africans, but my advice to avoid it with real Africans as well.
:blackandwhitecookie:
Update:
Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks. He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up. He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.
So, let's mix up the training. I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
:woot:
ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?
quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it. :thumbsup:
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
:woot:
ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?
quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it. :thumbsup:
***update***
substitute was here again today and prob all next week. teacher has h1n1. looked for car in parking lot over lunch didn't see it. suggestions on other things we could do to this guy. again, he seems like a pretty nice guy and all but he is also an ou fan so i want to totally mess w/ him. tia.
Update:
Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks. He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up. He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.
So, let's mix up the training. I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.
Crap, I spent half of last night practicing round-house-kick defense. Oh well, I'm sure I'll need it for the Big 12 championship game.
For the next 36 hours I am going to work on bolo-tie choke outs.
I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.I thought Steve Dave was a couple? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.
Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.
Just a reminder to OU fans:
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How'd this go St'ave?
Please tell me you are planning to knock some heads in next weekend against some squawks. If so I would like to join.