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Title: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 26, 2009, 01:27:20 PM
Please line up at the "South Oval," which is near the George Lynn Cross Hall on Van Vleet Oval on the main campus....200 yards west of Memorial Stadium to get the ever-loving sh1t beat out of you prior to the game.  You need to begin lining up at 2PM so I can get to all of you prior to kickoff.  This line is only for OU fans that are OK with having their faces cratered so severely you are no longer recognizable to your families.  When people walk by the scene of your humiliation they are going to think that many, many more OU fans blew themselves up at that occursed spot.  But, no, it will just be various pieces of your face/scrota that are littering the area having been exploded from your body by my unmerciful punching.  Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM.  At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jester66 on October 26, 2009, 01:30:59 PM
Cue HOF music.

Glad you rediscovered your manhood.
 :pirateskull:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 26, 2009, 01:31:20 PM
Any chance you could work some of the current OU players into your schedule?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 26, 2009, 01:32:16 PM
SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??

Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Cautiously Optimistic on October 26, 2009, 01:34:23 PM
Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM.  At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game. 

Win!
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on October 26, 2009, 01:37:59 PM
SD,

You're going to have to wait until the morning shift is off @ Wal-Mart...they aren't allowed to surf the web during work hours.  Just so you don't think that they are ducking you or anything.  FWIW
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Lynch on October 26, 2009, 01:38:07 PM
I'm mobil and can't see pics. Just want to make sure that someone has/will post SD's pic so they know what's what.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 26, 2009, 01:39:17 PM
SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??



She totally does this!

Seriously though, for you OU fans who really want to get your ass handed to you, you'd better show up early and get in line.  We can't stay there that long, because SD's mom is kinda a bitch about being late and will go in without us if we are late.  



I am not the least bit concerned about Sooner fans.  I will pick out a particularly big one to fight.  Catzacker has been talking about taking on two, he gets kinda psycho about OU stuff.

Also, NO WEAPONS this time.  Fists only.  You know what the &@#% I am talking about SoonerRick7321, you SOB!
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: frackku on October 26, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 26, 2009, 01:41:53 PM
SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??



She totally does this!

Seriously though, for you OU fans who really want to get your ass handed to you, you'd better show up early and get in line.  We can't stay there that long, because SD's mom is kinda a bitch about being late and will go in without us if we are late.  



I am not the least bit concerned about Sooner fans.  I will pick out a particularly big one to fight.  Catzacker has been talking about taking on two, he gets kinda psycho about OU stuff.

Also, NO WEAPONS this time.  Fists only.  You know what the frack I am talking about SoonerRick7321, you SOB!

SONNERRICK7321!  :angry:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: KITNfury on October 26, 2009, 01:42:30 PM
If I might make one request SD, please do more ball smashing than normal to reduce the dirty, bare-footed, illegitimate kid population in OK. TIA
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 26, 2009, 01:42:46 PM
I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  
Haha very funny.

Stevedave would not touch those cows with a nine and a half foot pole.  Would have all sorts of diseases by now.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on October 26, 2009, 01:50:13 PM
I cannot attend this game.  Unfortunately, I have been asked to provide security for some dignitaries attending the World Series.  However, if there should be some overflow from the SD beat down line, my nephew has agreed to administer foot to face demolishings in the Campus Corner area.  Just take the shuttle bus up.  I will identify the area for these beatings in subesquent posts because he is still trying to find a location where he can get a beer between partial decapitations (he is 15 years old so Sooner fan if you know one of your bars that serve minors who may have blood/skin/mullet hair on their shoes, pm me). 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: EllToPay on October 26, 2009, 01:51:45 PM
This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

(http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/78728855.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193A1D0B67C5DCBA3CFB052D6B632192EA4A7CFF610D5B4FC25)
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 26, 2009, 01:56:41 PM
This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

(http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/78728855.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193A1D0B67C5DCBA3CFB052D6B632192EA4A7CFF610D5B4FC25)
this man has none.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: SoonerKS on October 26, 2009, 01:59:15 PM
This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

(http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/78728855.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193A1D0B67C5DCBA3CFB052D6B632192EA4A7CFF610D5B4FC25)

Please do get this guy.  Most OU fans hate those hats.  I've never even seen where they sell them.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 26, 2009, 02:02:32 PM
THE LINING UP DOES NOT START UNTIL 2PM SATURDAY YOU STUPID HICKS!  :curse:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Chingon on October 26, 2009, 02:05:39 PM
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on October 26, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Do I have to be an OU fan?  What if I just feel the need to deliver a beating?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 26, 2009, 02:07:43 PM
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a &@#%ing honor to have you by our side. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 26, 2009, 02:14:27 PM
i couldn't go this week. i'm still grounded due to a&m day. long story. i am however in manhattan and available to fight any sooners that want to fight between the hours of 8:00pm saturday until 7:00am sunday with the exception of 1:00-2:00am where my mom will come home to eat dinner. pm for time and place if interested.  :pray:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 26, 2009, 02:15:41 PM
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.  
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on October 26, 2009, 02:19:16 PM
You people are disgusting.

The thought of punching a Sooner and getting my hand covered in snot, zit juice, and AIDS blood is revolting.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 26, 2009, 09:02:10 PM
SD, are you doing extra reps in the dojo this week to prepare for the sooner losers?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pett on October 26, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
SD, c'mon man, you should've thought about it long and hard before issuing this threat. Just take a week off for this game or something. I mean you are challenging OU fans. OU FANS!!!!

They wake up in the morning & piss excellence. :blindfold:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 26, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
Crap, I think I being like our football team and looking past SD kicking the crap out of the OU fans and pummeling the ku basketball team into submission in two weeks?  :runaway: (ftp://:runaway:)
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: mjrod on October 26, 2009, 09:28:49 PM
SD,

Godspeed.

Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: CrushNasty on October 26, 2009, 09:30:04 PM
Get TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!  :curse:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: JTKSU on October 26, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
I personally think it would be appropriate if an endless loop of Stand Up For The Champions played on a nearby boombox during the SD beatdown of all things Sooner.  I am currently mobile so I would appreciate it if someone was to link the video for the visiting OU fans who are currently logged on via their neighborhood public library.  TIA.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jester66 on October 26, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.  
Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Chingon on October 26, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.   

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna. 
Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?
of course, full fat too, I am still trying to bulk up.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: catdude33 on October 26, 2009, 10:37:25 PM
cd33's Tip of the Day:

Caving in skulls and smashing balls with a flurry of punches can be a dangerous business, especially during cold and flu season.  And now, especially with H1N1, it's best not to take any chances.  I suggest having a member of your posse furnish a bottle of Purell to be used each time you smash some losers face in with your fist. A dime sized dollop should do it.  Simply rub your hands together as you decide which poor bastard in line will be the next to have his face made unrecognizable to even immediate family members (about 25-30 seconds).  By taking the necessary precautions your afternoon of delivering unholy beatdowns can be the fun, safe event you want it to be.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: FBWillie on October 26, 2009, 11:11:10 PM
I'll bring the orange gatorade & fruit snacks.   I thought the little bitz of sour war heads mixed in with the fruit snacks were a nice touch last week - did you guys also enjoy?   Although I couldn't partake in the face crunching due to the eczema flair-up, It was nice to know that I could assist with refreshments and would love to provide assistance again this coming week.   I thought I would also make a sign that directed traffic and showed sooners where to form a line.   I really didn't expect the the tamu fans to be so un-organized, what with being in the navy and all.   There were a few complaints of cutters and some confusion where the line began and ended.   Hopefully a pictorial of some sort will remedy this.   
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: feralchat on October 26, 2009, 11:55:11 PM
It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: JTKSU on October 27, 2009, 02:39:48 AM
I happen to have a picture of SD doing some light stretching between the beatings he delivered before the aTm game.  Can we expect similar pageantry this weekend, or would that be rubbing salt in their wounds?  (I also propose that SD rubs actual salt in the Sooner's actual wounds.)  

(http://myyogaonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/authors/2.jpg)

Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2009, 07:08:13 AM
It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.


If those guys were experts in martial arts and proud owners of third place trophies from the Riley County Martial Arts Fair then I guess this would be a good description. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on October 27, 2009, 02:55:55 PM
It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.


If those guys were experts in martial arts and proud owners of third place trophies from the Riley County Martial Arts Fair then I guess this would be a good description. 

Overflow beating update:

My nephew has chosen a spot at the interesection of W. Boyd and Campus.  He asks that Sooner fans please, please shower or clean yourselfs before you get smashed up.  Also, please pick up whatever change that gets knocked out of your pockets during your beating.  Bigshotattorneycat has advised my nephew that if he were to pick up that change, it could jeopardize his amateur status and he wants to take a shot at SD's title in the Riley County martial arts competition this spring.  The roughly 12 cents (max) that your average OU fan carries is not worth risking all the hard work (punching rice, dragging a bowling pin behind while running uphill) he has put in for this competition.

Thanks and good luck!
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2009, 03:00:02 PM
Talked to sensei about this weekend.  He told me that violence was only a last resort measure.  So, if any of you OU f^ck heads run into my sensei at the game you tell him you came at me with a knife and I disarmed you before knocking every one of your remaining teeth out. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 27, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 27, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: SoonerKS on October 27, 2009, 04:29:43 PM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 27, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Quick update...

My Private Message folder (That's a "PM" to you freaking OU hayseeds) was completely filled up yesterday with OU hate mail.  If you tried to send me a PM, chances are that I did not get it.

Most of the mail was really stupid.  Stuff about how it's illegal to fight on campus, requests for "leniency", pictures of half naked Sooner dudes kissing their biceps, etc. 

But I did get a few serious questions about the fight.  Here are my answers:

Style: Anything goes, as long as you don't use weapons.  If you don't have a good ground game, the you'd better GTFOOMF, because their is a decent chance I may choke you out and kill you...not on purpose, but I sort of go into a trance when fighting and can't hear tap-outs real well.  SD and Catzacker are even better at this than me, so don't even think you can get the jump on them.

Clothing: Street clothes, please.  The Iowa State guys all showed up with singlets on.  Two, Freaking TWO, of them ended up getting boners and it was totally gross in those singlets.  If you feel like you need to take your shirt off, that's cool I guess, but don't think we are going to get scared off by your man-tits. 

Pre and Post fight protocol: We will shake your hands AFTER the fight.  If you get anywhere close to us before the fight we are going punch you in the face. Hard.  After the fight you are welcome to hang out, if you prove yourself worthy.  If you bite, scream like a girl, or generally act like a pussy, we will not hang out with you.  We have really good reputations in Norman, and we aim to keep them.

Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Lynch on October 27, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.


You mean his wife and kids? :lol:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2009, 05:36:00 PM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.

JFC.  I expect you to be first in line for your beating on saturday.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: PCR on October 27, 2009, 05:53:23 PM
Better watch out, you might end up with Osage Nation showing up full of whomp-em ready to scalp pale face.   :ridinghorse:  :stretcher:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: wiley03 on October 27, 2009, 05:57:37 PM
Are you going to pummel the women too?  I don't want to hear about you and gender discrimination.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: YouHaveHugeFitz22 on October 28, 2009, 06:52:13 AM
Fracking live for these posts.
I cant wait til hoops season when its Dear Fort Hays State Fans or Dear Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Fighting you related thread) time.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 28, 2009, 08:01:29 AM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.



no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: SoonerKS on October 28, 2009, 08:12:23 AM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.



no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   :banghead:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2009, 08:15:47 AM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.



no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   :banghead:

sounds like 100% of your source of information does this white trashy thing :dunno:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 28, 2009, 08:26:49 AM
Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??



don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.



no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   :banghead:

you grew up in oklahoma and both you and your dad used to noodle yet somehow i'm supposed to believe that most of you guys don't. gonna have to pull the old flag out here for this one.  :bs:


also, we have what we call "casual fridays" once a month at work. one month during the summer (july?), the ou fan in my office wore a t-shirt that said "a bad day of noodling is better than a good day at the office". gmafb i told him.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on October 28, 2009, 09:14:41 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on October 28, 2009, 10:21:06 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.

This might be your best post this year. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: pissclams on October 28, 2009, 10:30:38 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.
increds post.  simply increds. 
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: EllToPay on October 28, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
Update on the current line:

(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/election_day/long_lines.jpg)

i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on October 28, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
That picture is fake, I'm calling you out.  Not that many black ou fans.  The only black kids on campus are the athletes, and they stick out like a sore thumb.  Lots of "hey, BOY!", etc, going on in Norman.

Their fanbase is more like:

80% redneck white trash
10% indian (hatchet, not red dot)
10% other (negroes)

----------------

Also, something to consider (PLEASE READ S.D.!!!)

They watch A LOT of Walker, Texas Ranger.  Keep that in mind.  They probably learned a few things.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 28, 2009, 10:50:30 AM
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 :woot:



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: pwrcat1 on October 28, 2009, 10:50:43 AM
That picture is fake, I'm calling you out.  Not that many black ou fans.  The only black kids on campus are the athletes, and they stick out like a sore thumb.  Lots of "hey, BOY!", etc, going on in Norman.

Their fanbase is more like:

80% redneck white trash
10% indian (hatchet, not red dot)
10% other (negroes)

----------------

Also, something to consider (PLEASE READ S.D.!!!)

They watch A LOT of Walker, Texas Ranger.  Keep that in mind.  They probably learned a few things.

That could be true but considering that most of the world grew watching Walker I don't see this being any type of advantage for them.  :dunno:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 28, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/OU_cheer.jpg)
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2009, 11:01:20 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/OU_cheer.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 28, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
Update on the current line:

(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/election_day/long_lines.jpg)

i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:


I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 28, 2009, 11:04:01 AM
I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   :rolleyes:

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/OU_cheer.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: EllToPay on October 28, 2009, 11:06:05 AM
Update on the current line:

(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/election_day/long_lines.jpg)

i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:


I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.

the picture is of the end of the line. that's how long it is.  :yikes:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: JTKSU on October 28, 2009, 01:11:36 PM
Update on the current line:

(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/election_day/long_lines.jpg)

i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed. :ohno:


I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.

the picture is of the end of the line. that's how long it is.  :yikes:

Someone needs to tell those dumb ass Oklahomoans to turn around then.  Jesus, those people do everything backwards, don't they?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 28, 2009, 02:12:27 PM
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 :woot:



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pett on October 28, 2009, 09:03:04 PM
SD hasn't posted in a while. Did he finally meet his match? :ohno: :blindfold: :'(
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 28, 2009, 09:05:48 PM
He's too busy doing the Lynch Mob sign at his desk.  Probably forgot to show.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 29, 2009, 07:24:48 AM
I will  :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 29, 2009, 08:01:52 AM
I will  :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 29, 2009, 09:08:50 AM
I will  :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.

This is a really important point.  You can do the lynch mob sign and/or scream "lynch mob" WITH black guys, but not AT black guys.  Whites, Mexicans, Indians (both kinds), Asians (both kinds), Aleutian Islanders, and Polynesians are fair game.  Also, some gray area with real Africans, but my advice to avoid it with real Africans as well.

:blackandwhitecookie:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 29, 2009, 09:49:51 AM
I will  :steadymobbin': over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.

This is a really important point.  You can do the lynch mob sign and/or scream "lynch mob" WITH black guys, but not AT black guys.  Whites, Mexicans, Indians (both kinds), Asians (both kinds), Aleutian Islanders, and Polynesians are fair game.  Also, some gray area with real Africans, but my advice to avoid it with real Africans as well.

:blackandwhitecookie:

Yeah.  I mean, I hate all OU fans but NOT for their skin color, who they want to sleep with, how they pray or who they are other than being OU fans.  One love, you know?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: schreds21 on October 29, 2009, 10:33:03 AM


[/quote]

  It's illegal here in Kansas.


[/quote]

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
[/quote]
 
Your source of info is not a good one.  Noodling is legal in Kansas on certain bodies of water, during certain times of the year, and if you have a permit.   Just sayin.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on October 29, 2009, 10:51:02 AM
Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: cireksu on October 29, 2009, 11:19:05 AM
OU fans are very tough to fight because they are not worried about getting their teeth knocked out.

They don't have as much to lose as good looking people.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Pete on October 29, 2009, 12:24:37 PM
Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.

Crap, I spent half of last night practicing round-house-kick defense.  Oh well, I'm sure I'll need it for the Big 12 championship game.


For the next 36 hours I am going to work on bolo-tie choke outs.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: feralchat on October 29, 2009, 12:40:35 PM
The lynch sign will probably upset white Okies, too, because some many of them have ancestors who raced to grab a piece of red dirt just ahead of certain Arkansas justice.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: SoonerKS on October 29, 2009, 12:43:43 PM



  It's illegal here in Kansas.


[/quote]

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
[/quote]
 
Your source of info is not a good one.  Noodling is legal in Kansas on certain bodies of water, during certain times of the year, and if you have a permit.   Just sayin.
[/quote]

My source of info on Kansas may not be good.  The last I knew it was illegal, but if it's legal in some situations I believe you.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Rick Daris on October 29, 2009, 12:49:44 PM
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 :woot:



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it.  :thumbsup:

***update***

substitute was here again today and prob all next week. teacher has h1n1. looked for car in parking lot over lunch didn't see it. suggestions on other things we could do to this guy. again, he seems like a pretty nice guy and all but he is also an ou fan so i want to totally mess w/  him. tia.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on October 29, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
 :steadymobbin':   <----flash this in his face a lot.  A LOT.  Tell him that the Lynch Mob is back.  KSU D #1!
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: schreds21 on October 29, 2009, 04:06:49 PM
you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 :woot:

ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it.  :thumbsup:

***update***

substitute was here again today and prob all next week. teacher has h1n1. looked for car in parking lot over lunch didn't see it. suggestions on other things we could do to this guy. again, he seems like a pretty nice guy and all but he is also an ou fan so i want to totally mess w/  him. tia.

-Get into his classroom early before he gets there and fill the entire chalk/dry erase board with EMAW and/or 35-7.
-Remove one or all the wheels from his chair.
-Wipe nose grease right in the sight line of his windshield.  Crap is nearly impossible to get off and will drive him  nuts.
-Long zip tie on his drive shaft


Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Ben Ji 2.0 on October 29, 2009, 05:01:54 PM
Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.

Crap, I spent half of last night practicing round-house-kick defense.  Oh well, I'm sure I'll need it for the Big 12 championship game.


For the next 36 hours I am going to work on bolo-tie choke outs.

Bolo ties! Does anything say I'm a redneck who does not actually own a real tie but I do have a pretty rock with shoelaces dangling down from it better than a bolo tie?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: The Oracle on October 29, 2009, 05:25:51 PM
I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  
I thought Steve Dave was a couple? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 30, 2009, 04:42:57 PM
You pathetic waste of sperm, OU fans line up and take your beatings like men (or women) since I can't tell them apart in Oklahoma.  SD will be waiting for you in all his EMAW glory.  Please do not try and avoid this beating that is coming to you because we will find you and the beating will be all that much more sever.  Heed this warning this is not a trick nor a treat it is just a good old fashioned nut stomping.

 OU fans ---->:bitchslap: <------Steve Dave
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
Just a reminder to OU fans:

(http://www.fafc.com.au/images/karate_logo.jpg)
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: Cougar2k on October 30, 2009, 08:38:26 PM
FYI SD please look before you punch as i am a true KATZFAN who currently resides in Oklahoma. You can easily recognize me as i have all of my teeth. Also i will be decked out in purple. Godspeed.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: cyclist on October 30, 2009, 08:53:17 PM
Just a reminder to OU fans:

(http://www.fafc.com.au/images/karate_logo.jpg)

Somehow, I'm hearing this song:

kung Fu Fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTiSzFp4arg)

:sport028:           :sport028:           :sport028:           :sport028:
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: jthutch on October 31, 2009, 03:17:48 PM
Just checking in for the Pre Game fight update.  How many imbread, hillbillies has SD, Pete, and who ever else is nut stomping today, humiliated today?  I need updates.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: CrushNasty on November 01, 2009, 03:15:20 PM
How'd this go St'ave?
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 01, 2009, 03:18:35 PM
How'd this go St'ave?

My nephew mopped the sidewalk with about 24 poor souls.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: KCcat28 on November 01, 2009, 10:44:24 PM
Please tell me you are planning to knock some heads in next weekend against some squawks. If so I would like to join.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: JTKSU on November 01, 2009, 11:40:50 PM
Please tell me you are planning to knock some heads in next weekend against some squawks. If so I would like to join.

Probably need a new thread RE: Proposals for the location of SD fighting uk fans in real life.  I nominate the sidewalk in front of Chipotle.
Title: Re: DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)
Post by: EllToPay on November 02, 2009, 10:13:08 AM
ku fans already lined up in front of roc-a-belly, waiting for sd.

(http://www.darrenhayes.com/dh/images/blog_images/paris.jpg)