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I wanna do one too.
What if KSU and ISU are the only North winners this weekend?
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I wanna do one too.
What if KSU and ISU are the only North winners this weekend?
Here's what I would do: Get my vasectomy reversed. Impregnate my wife. Name the baby Bill Snyder no matter the gender. Then 10 years from now, I would order my child to go kick the asses of those two ku named kids, Manning and Reesing, over in Lawrence.
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
The EMAW explosion in my pants would not be able to be contained, nor cleaned.
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
JFC. I can't even imagine. :love: :eek:
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
The EMAW explosion in my pants would not be able to be contained, nor cleaned.
That is somehow the most wonderful and disgusting reply I have ever read.
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I would have to duct tape my EMAWboner up to be able to go to work all next week. :ksu: :kstatriot:
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..
Actually, this would be the result of all the favorites winning outside of NU. It's well within the realm of possibility.
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..
never said this was going to happen. We are playing the what if(see thread title); the only upset that needs to happen is ISU over NU so it's not even a far fetched what if.
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Or what if we only lose to OU the rest of the season, go to the Big 12 Championship and upset Colt McCoy and Texas again!!!!
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Or what if we only lose to OU the rest of the season, go to the Big 12 Championship and upset Colt McCoy and Texas again!!!!
Do better.
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
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The three biggest preseason favorites would then be in 4th, 5th and 6th, with the three perceived preseason weakest teams in 1st, 2nd and 3rd.
Would be hilarious.
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Big 12 north would be the laughing stock of the nation...it would be epic meltdown for bottom 3 teams if that were to take place. :ohno:
then we wake up sunday morning an laugh at this prediction as we frack it away.
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The big 12 north already is the laughing stock of the nation. Put these teams in any other division/conference and you have a bunch of bottom feeders.
And vanro, your little heart episode should have been a wakeup call to lay off the Kentucky Gentleman.
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here's a what if.
what if nebraska actually scores more than one touchdown this week?
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here's a what if.
what if nebraska actually scores more than one touchdown this week?
:yikes:
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No need to play what if's. Just think about how Texas feels looking up at the North standings....
They have to be crapping themselves thinking about having to play their chisholm trail rivals for a shot at the national title.....
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board. Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck! We suck! Old Balls was a mistake! If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!" Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all: "We're the greatest! Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"
You guys are worse than chicks. "Come here! Get away! Come here! Get away!"
And you make fun of our fans. At least when we bail we go all the way. We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.
Oh, and don't count on the above scenario. KSU loses to CU. ku beats OU. Order is restored.
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board. Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck! We suck! Old Balls was a mistake! If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!" Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all: "We're the greatest! Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"
You guys are worse than chicks. "Come here! Get away! Come here! Get away!"
And you make fun of our fans. At least when we bail we go all the way. We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.
Oh, and don't count on the above scenario. KSU loses to CU. ku beats OU. Order is restored.
Snyder is going to beat Colorado, so just get off this board and head back over to the phag.
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board. Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck! We suck! Old Balls was a mistake! If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!" Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all: "We're the greatest! Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"
You guys are worse than chicks. "Come here! Get away! Come here! Get away!"
And you make fun of our fans. At least when we bail we go all the way. We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.
Oh, and don't count on the above scenario. KSU loses to CU. ku beats OU. Order is restored.
pfffffffffffft
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board. Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck! We suck! Old Balls was a mistake! If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!" Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all: "We're the greatest! Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"
You guys are worse than chicks. "Come here! Get away! Come here! Get away!"
And you make fun of our fans. At least when we bail we go all the way. We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.
Oh, and don't count on the above scenario. KSU loses to CU. ku beats OU. Order is restored.
How does being 1st in the North change that? We just suck less then everyone else. I still contend that K-State sux, just so happens that applies to the B12 (north especially and most of the south).
c'mon we now have a QB playing WR and a TE on the D-line, only sucky programs have to fill gaps like that. We were lucky the ISU game didn't go OT and had our clox cleaned by Tek.
So, I guess what you've misunderstood is that we're extactic for where we are given how sucky we are. I think it's obvious that those programs that were slated to finish higher than ISU & KSU are now realizing they are just as sucky (if not more?).
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here's a what if.
what if nebraska actually scores more than one touchdown this week?
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
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I know we suck, which is why it would be so deliciously awesome if were running away with the division.
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!! :lol: :lol:
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I like the scenario but I don't see Iowa State breaking it's long losing streak in Lincoln this weekend.
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I like the scenario but I don't see Iowa State breaking it's long losing streak in Lincoln this weekend.
Thoughts become things Haver, You have to KNOW ISU is going to win. The universe is listening - are you asking for your dreams to be reality?
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I like the scenario but I don't see Iowa State breaking it's long losing streak in Lincoln this weekend.
Thoughts become things Haver, You have to KNOW ISU is going to win. The universe is listening - are you asking for your dreams to be reality?
What if a Nubflake is asking the universe for a Nubb win? How does the universe decide?
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board. Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck! We suck! Old Balls was a mistake! If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!" Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all: "We're the greatest! Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"
You guys are worse than chicks. "Come here! Get away! Come here! Get away!"
And you make fun of our fans. At least when we bail we go all the way. We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.
Oh, and don't count on the above scenario. KSU loses to CU. ku beats OU. Order is restored.
1. The 'Cats have not given us reason to NOT prepare for this outcome.
2. I don't know what type of "order" is being referred to here. Perhaps you live in some bizarre, alternative universe where teams with a .300 and some change conference record belong at the top of the conference, and teams with .600+ conference records belong at the bottom.
3. Your reference to "fruit pie wet wipes" is entirely misplaced. Every true Kansan recognizes that reference to residents of Lawrence and fans of ku.
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I like the scenario but I don't see Iowa State breaking it's long losing streak in Lincoln this weekend.
Thoughts become things Haver, You have to KNOW ISU is going to win. The universe is listening - are you asking for your dreams to be reality?
What if a Nubflake is asking the universe for a Nubb win? How does the universe decide?
The universe is very mysterious. Maybe it has a magic 8 ball.
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BUMP!
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..
:tongue:
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I think someone needs to explain to the uk fan (and Nubb fans in general) what "order restored" actually means. Seems like the seem to be using it incorrectly a lot lately.
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Nomination for thread of the week/month/year.
Hey, Purple Photoshopper--better tell your wife to make like margarine and spread. Make Baby Bill.
vanro? hello?
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Vanro...
You're not gonna believe this..
I saw a havelina with wings fly by my window.
No crap...
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Vanro...
You're not gonna believe this..
I saw a havelina with wings fly by my window.
No crap...
:eek: :thumbsup: :koolaid:
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!! :lol: :lol:
bump.
told ya. NU just plain sux.
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!! :lol: :lol:
bump.
told ya. NU just plain sux.
Not so fast, they held ISU to 9 pts. The Black Shirts be back!!1!1!!
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?
and Nub loses to OU?
:ohno:
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?
and Nub loses to OU?
:ohno:
Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?
and Nub loses to OU?
:ohno:
Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?
that game would be insignificant in this scenario
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?
and Nub loses to OU?
:ohno:
Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?
that game would be insignificant in this scenario
Can you imagine how emty arrowhead would be in that scenario? if the weather is bad, they may have less than 30K.
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Bump...this thread really just needs to be pinned at the top. Definately has my vote for thread of the month/year literally laughed out loud and got a funny look from the wife because of Steve Dave's remark. Purple Photoshopper = :tongue: right now
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What if we win in Lincoln?
Would it really be an upset?
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!! :lol: :lol:
bump.
told ya. NU just plain sux.
Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!! :lol: :lol:
bump.
told ya. NU just plain sux.
Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!
holy frank. i knew there were questions of them playing or not, but i just figured iowa state won with their starters. Ha i love when K-State wins and ku, and Nebraska lose.
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?
We'd get blown up by UT and go home for the winter with a satisfying 6-7 record.
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..
:fiesta: :lol: :nahnah: :users:
:piratewave:
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So, will we still be underdogs Nov. 7 when the :ku: come limping into town with a 1-3 conference record? Ya Think?
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Dreams do come true after all.
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So, will we still be underdogs Nov. 7 when the :ku: come limping into town with a 1-3 conference record? Ya Think?
If OU takes us behind the woodshed, Ol Yeller style, yes.
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?
I was just thinking through this. Could win division and not qualify for a bowl.
IF we qualify for a bowl game, then by extension we will have won the north? No scenario that we could get bowl eligible and not also win the division, right?
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?
I was just thinking through this. Could win division and not qualify for a bowl.
IF we qualify for a bowl game, then by extension we will have won the north? No scenario that we could get bowl eligible and not also win the division, right?
We could win it at 4-4
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.
And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.
The standings would look like this:
1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3
At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
The EMAW explosion in my pants would not be able to be contained, nor cleaned.
Anybody got a mop? :beerchug:
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Anybody got a mop? :beerchug:
This is gonna take a power towel...
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Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!
wut?
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Anybody got a mop? :beerchug:
This is gonna take a power towel...
Well played.
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here's a what if.
what if nebraska actually scores more than one touchdown this week?
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^most ridiculous prediction in this thread
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here's a what if.
what if nebraska actually scores more than one touchdown this week?
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...
^most ridiculous prediction in this thread
i know my sh1t husker fans.