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Title: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 14, 2009, 10:49:31 AM
Any ideas?  JoCo rec so can't be horrible ya know.  Any creative EMAWers on here have a suggestion?  :popcorn:
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Post by: purplebybirth on July 14, 2009, 10:51:37 AM

The Baskeetskeetballers 


....  my team name from high school intermurals. we made t-shirts with the team name at the top with a picture of white liquid dripping off a basketball. it was legit.
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Post by: steve dave on July 14, 2009, 11:07:49 AM
The Will Experience Featuring These Other Dudes
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Post by: EllToPay on July 14, 2009, 11:28:08 AM
Purple Rain

:users:
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Post by: krazykat on July 14, 2009, 11:39:36 AM
fightin' marmots

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Post by: da govna on July 14, 2009, 11:41:33 AM
Michael Beasley and the Rebounds???

Rolando Blackman and the Backboards???

my rec team a few years ago sported a brilliant name: Larry Canyonga... when pronounced in Spanish, it meant "the tasty dick". Needless to say, we went undefeated thru the reg. season and lost in the 3rd rd.  
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Post by: cas on July 14, 2009, 11:43:19 AM
What kinda team are you guys? Good? Bad? 3 point shooters?
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 14, 2009, 11:48:26 AM
The Will Experience Featuring These Other Dudes

God damn that's glorious.  Winner.
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Post by: Pete on July 14, 2009, 12:34:04 PM
The Electric Caucasians....it's even funnier if you have brown people on your team.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 14, 2009, 12:46:33 PM
The Sweaty Goiters
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Post by: Winters on July 14, 2009, 12:50:56 PM
Salty Biscuts


Thread over
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on July 14, 2009, 02:31:09 PM
Kareem Abdul Jaballers
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: ew2x4 on July 14, 2009, 02:48:18 PM
I helped name my old roommate's team-

The Fighting Fibromyalgias
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 14, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
There was an intramural team at MHS once upon a time called the Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles.  Their shirts were just regular white undershirts, and each team member just took a marker and drew on the name and team logo on the front.  The team logo, by the way, didn't even try to pretend it meant something non-sexual -- each of their shirts just had a hand furiously pumping away at a throbbing, squirting dong.  They.........they weren't allowed to play after about the first game.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 14, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
There was an intramural team at MHS once upon a time called the Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles.  Their shirts were just regular white undershirts, and each team member just took a marker and drew on the name and team logo on the front.  The team logo, by the way, didn't even try to pretend it meant something non-sexual -- each of their shirts just had a hand furiously pumping away at a throbbing, squirting dong.  They.........they weren't allowed to play after about the first game.

being a hs administrator must suck. seriously.
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Post by: Pett on July 14, 2009, 04:57:39 PM
Average Joe's Gymnasium.
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Post by: Chingon on July 14, 2009, 05:10:39 PM
Wonderbread
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Post by: yoga-lika_abana on July 14, 2009, 05:29:25 PM
There was an intramural team at MHS once upon a time called the Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles.  Their shirts were just regular white undershirts, and each team member just took a marker and drew on the name and team logo on the front.  The team logo, by the way, didn't even try to pretend it meant something non-sexual -- each of their shirts just had a hand furiously pumping away at a throbbing, squirting dong.  They.........they weren't allowed to play after about the first game.
Remember one shirt that they had a bball court on there shirt that looked like a male genitalia.

also team name the hemoglobintrotters.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on July 14, 2009, 06:53:58 PM
"ku sucks"
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Post by: QuinnMac on July 14, 2009, 07:03:52 PM
moose knuckles
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 14, 2009, 08:09:11 PM
Yoga like Abana,

1.  You're welcome for the name
2.  Where'd you go to school?
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Post by: QuinnMac on July 14, 2009, 08:11:40 PM
a/s/l?
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Post by: jthutch on July 14, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Was on a flag football team called the moisture missiles, also same guys and same name for softball team.

How about bastard viking pimps, or tangled monkey nads.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 14, 2009, 08:52:23 PM
If you're going the twisty testicle route, might I suggest mangled alien brains.
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Post by: raquetcat on July 14, 2009, 08:57:55 PM
Purple Headed Mushroom Warriors
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Post by: Cole on July 14, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
Purple Headed Mushroom Warriors

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: RonLongshaft on July 14, 2009, 10:19:41 PM
Purple Headed Mushroom Warriors yogurt slingers
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on July 14, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
The JoCo Dicks

Have your logo be a dude looking through a magnifying glass like a private investicator--or private dick--as they are called.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on July 14, 2009, 10:23:24 PM
Be sure to hang a banner every time you score.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on July 14, 2009, 11:30:21 PM
Yoga like Abana,

1.  You're welcome for the name
2.  Where'd you go to school?
1. thanks great story

2. mhs
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: FelixRex on July 15, 2009, 07:24:23 AM
My last two rec teams were named the Tibetan Freedom Fighters and the Nads. For the first, we used random facts about Chinese oppression of Tibet as trash talk ("That weak tot action just got exiled like the 14th Dalai Lama!").

For the second, we basically just wanted to say "Go Nads!".
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 15, 2009, 03:02:12 PM

Remember one shirt that they had a bball court on there shirt that looked like a male genitalia.

also team name the hemoglobintrotters.

The hemoglobintrotters?  Whoa, somebody had the big dog, Mr. Lamb, as a human anatomy teacher.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 15, 2009, 08:03:56 PM
Would be nice if you could dedicate your season to Michael Jackson.  Jacko's jocks or something.  :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)

Where the hell did the dancin' Michael Jackson go?  god damnit.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 15, 2009, 09:09:07 PM
To Heaven.  He went.......to Heaven.
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: pwrcat1 on July 15, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Any ideas?  JoCo rec so can't be horrible ya know.  Any creative EMAWers on here have a suggestion?  :popcorn:

Roeland Park or Okun?  
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 15, 2009, 09:50:27 PM
To Heaven.  He went.......to Heaven.

The dancin' Michael Jackson emoticon went to heaven?  Sweet, but I want him back...
How can they just retire him without taking a vote or something? :curse: (ftp://:curse:)
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 15, 2009, 10:24:00 PM
You should name your team the steve daves.
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Post by: 2001 WiltSexOdyssey on July 16, 2009, 01:16:01 PM
No Talent Azz Clowns
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 16, 2009, 02:09:47 PM
The Cum Dumpsters?

:dunno:
Title: Re: Need a team name for a rec league basketball team.
Post by: kst8cat on July 16, 2009, 02:21:09 PM
The Man-Pleasers

 :dunno: