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Title: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Winters on May 26, 2009, 11:26:17 AM
I was banned from a wal*mart for riding one of those scooters. Just like mike and bill  :love: :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 26, 2009, 01:02:05 PM
Wear you "banned" badge with pride.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 01:03:55 PM
Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on May 26, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.
Details.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 26, 2009, 02:05:46 PM
Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.

How dare they accuse a nice young jewish boy of that! I would suggest a boycot.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 03:20:25 PM
Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.
Details.
They used to have these things called "Gamers Gift Cards". They were gift cards that had pictures of kids playing video games on them, so I suppose they were directly marketed towards gamers.  The gamers gift card had a $5 coupon on it towards any video game. 

Anyways, they were next to the video games in the same plastic cases that they put the video games in.  Anytime I bought a video game, i'd pick up a gamers gift card and apply 1 cent to the gift card so I could use the $5 off coupon on the game.  Anytime I did that i'd get a weird look from the cashier but they'd always do it.  Eventually I got a cashier with a stick up their ass that called a manager, and the manager told me to get out because I was trying to scam them. 

I guess those gamer gift cards cost more than 1 cent to make.  I did offer to put more on the gift card (and then subsequently use it) but he said "that is not what they were meant to be used for".

 :flush:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: treysolid on May 26, 2009, 03:42:02 PM
I am banned for life from all 14 Bergner's locations.   :-X
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
I am banned for life from all 14 Bergner's locations.   :-X

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Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 26, 2009, 03:48:37 PM
no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  8-)
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Bookcat on May 26, 2009, 03:51:12 PM
I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 03:54:16 PM
no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  8-)

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 26, 2009, 04:19:09 PM
I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

Yeah, me too.  My list is two bars, one restaurant and Kaufmann Stadium.  And, at the stadium, it was only guilt by association.

 :redface:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 26, 2009, 04:23:16 PM
Been thrown out of a hotel in Marysville and Overland Park in back to back weekends. 

Nothing crazy, just hammered and loud at 4am and too stupid to STFU.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: raquetcat on May 26, 2009, 05:14:52 PM
no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  8-)

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.


I saw someone get busted at Chipotle for the stealing pop trick, the guy told him to pay for a pop or throw the cup away and he looked very  :mad:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 05:16:56 PM
no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  8-)

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.


I saw someone get busted at Chipotle for the stealing pop trick, the guy told him to pay for a pop or throw the cup away and he looked very  :mad:
I just figured they were all dumbasses honestly that wouldn't care.  If they did catch me i'd be like  :lol: :lol: :lol: ok chief, i'll throw away the cup!

Honestly not like you can steal much soda in those dinky little water cups anyways.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: krazykat on May 26, 2009, 05:54:29 PM
had a buddy that caught stealing the pop with the water glass, they asked him to pay or leave.

i have been kicked out of 3 bars, i only remember one of them.

me and 3 buddies got kicked out of walmart back in HS, had a big boxing match back in sporting goods.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: catdude33 on May 26, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Winters on May 26, 2009, 07:07:51 PM
Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.
LOL

Anybody actually leave?
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on May 26, 2009, 07:09:28 PM
Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.
no its pretty funny.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Rick Daris on May 26, 2009, 07:31:46 PM
Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.

that is funny. also, you should go youtube "walmart pranks", some pretty good stuff.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: ChicagoCat on May 26, 2009, 07:46:06 PM
I got kicked out of walmart when a friend was in the ice case with the glass door.  He was fogging it up and writing swear words.  The manager came to me first and asked if i was "with him."  I said I wasn't but would put in a good word for him if he wanted me to.  He didn't find it funny and said kids could see the swear words.  It was 3am.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: dlew12 on May 26, 2009, 08:09:43 PM
I am banned from Smiley's golf course in Lenexa.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: krazykat on May 26, 2009, 08:13:58 PM
I am banned from Smiley's golf course in Lenexa.

LOL please tell....
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on May 26, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
I got kicked out of walmart when a friend was in the ice case with the glass door.  He was fogging it up and writing swear words.  The manager came to me first and asked if i was "with him."  I said I wasn't but would put in a good word for him if he wanted me to.  He didn't find it funny and said kids could see the swear words.  It was 3am.  :rolleyes:

Its amazing how many kids are in the store after midnight.  3-4-5 y.o's and usually mexican.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 26, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

Yeah, me too.  My list is two bars, one restaurant and Kaufmann Stadium.  And, at the stadium, it was only guilt by association.

 :redface:
Got kicked out of a bar in Dallas after our colossal collapse against A&M.  Was already drunk and then started taking shots after Bishop fumbled.  Had sooooo many A&M people wanting to kick my ass after the first three qtrs that they had their way with me at the end.  Could have gotten real ugly but they had a bouncer that just punched me in the head instead.  Good times.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on May 26, 2009, 09:13:45 PM
I was got banned from the City Pool for pretending to drown then the hot lifeguard gave me mouth to mouth and I laid it on her. She just smiled and waved when me and my buddies left the pool.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: doom on May 26, 2009, 09:17:44 PM
I was got banned from the City Pool for pretending to drown then the hot lifeguard gave me mouth to mouth and I laid it on her. She just smiled and waved when me and my buddies left the pool.

You're like the great Bambino! 
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: reidrolled on May 26, 2009, 09:52:12 PM
Sophomore year of high school I stole some pop from McDonalds using a Wendy's cup during school hours.... Some old prick called the cops who called the school who called me into the principals office... my buddies and i denied it twice before the cop told us they had surveillance tapes of it. We broke down and had to ride in the cop car back to McDonalds where they didn't make us even pay for the pop. Small town cops blow
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 26, 2009, 10:52:36 PM
Sophomore year of high school I stole some pop from McDonalds using a Wendy's cup during school hours.... Some old prick called the cops who called the school who called me into the principals office... my buddies and i denied it twice before the cop told us they had surveillance tapes of it. We broke down and had to ride in the cop car back to McDonalds where they didn't make us even pay for the pop. Small town cops blow

I bet you cried.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: FBWillie on May 26, 2009, 11:23:46 PM
nope, I'm a loser that never does anything wrong.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: reidrolled on May 26, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
Sophomore year of high school I stole some pop from McDonalds using a Wendy's cup during school hours.... Some old prick called the cops who called the school who called me into the principals office... my buddies and i denied it twice before the cop told us they had surveillance tapes of it. We broke down and had to ride in the cop car back to McDonalds where they didn't make us even pay for the pop. Small town cops blow

I bet you cried.

I bet YOU cried  :tongue:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: dr00d on May 26, 2009, 11:37:41 PM
I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

We almost got our ass kicked for baggin' on ku (after their loss to Bulter?) in the gay bar down there...oops, I went ahead and said it.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: dlew12 on May 27, 2009, 12:13:02 AM
I am banned from Smiley's golf course in Lenexa.

LOL please tell....

Not a great story.  I was a little &@#%er of a 13 year old and some chums and myself were taking our putters to some greens, for the hell of it I guess (it was like, 5 bucks for all you can golf par 3).  Anyways, some old d00d comes and tells us to knock it off, so we do.  Then afterwards, the old d00d sees us in the "clubhouse" and tells on us.  It was years ago and I haven't gone back.  Too scared.
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: cireksu on May 27, 2009, 12:53:00 AM
Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.
Details.
They used to have these things called "Gamers Gift Cards". They were gift cards that had pictures of kids playing video games on them, so I suppose they were directly marketed towards gamers.  The gamers gift card had a $5 coupon on it towards any video game. 

Anyways, they were next to the video games in the same plastic cases that they put the video games in.  Anytime I bought a video game, i'd pick up a gamers gift card and apply 1 cent to the gift card so I could use the $5 off coupon on the game.  Anytime I did that i'd get a weird look from the cashier but they'd always do it.  Eventually I got a cashier with a stick up their ass that called a manager, and the manager told me to get out because I was trying to scam them. 

I guess those gamer gift cards cost more than 1 cent to make.  I did offer to put more on the gift card (and then subsequently use it) but he said "that is not what they were meant to be used for".

 :flush:


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: lynchmobrules on May 27, 2009, 10:51:28 AM
A bunch of friends and I got kicked out of the Wal-Mart in Lawrence one time... I guess they don't like it when you start a dodgeball match in the sporting goods section...
Title: Re: Ever get kicked out of a store before?
Post by: ltrain37 on May 27, 2009, 10:55:24 AM
Got kicked out of a drugstore when I was 7 or 8 for  :jeffy: at dirty magazines (before they put them in those plastic sleeves).

Couple years later got kicked out of Showbiz Pizza for stealing tokens out of the helicopter in Kiddie Barnyard Land.  They had an 'undercover' security guard who busted me with a pocket full of tokens.  They took me into the manager's office and made me call my parents (they weren't home) and then told me that I could never come back again.  They fixed the helicopter so you couldn't get tokens out of it anymore too.  I was pretty  :ohno: at first but as soon as I figured out that my parents wouldn't find out I was  :nahnah:.