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I jumped out and pranked him! To death with a tire iron!
heard about some chicks getting three chickens, paint a 1 a 2 and a 4 on the chickens and turning them loose in a friends house when they were gone. When friends get home and dispose of these chickens they will keep looking for chicken #3. meh i know but i giggled when i heard it.
In college I called a friends house and the answering machine answered. I left a message telling him (in my best cop voice.) The "this is Sargent Nickels from the Riley County police department and we have a warrant for your arrest. Please come to the station and turn yourself in." Now normally that would be a lame prank but the guy's roommate thought it was to him and he went to the police station, and I'm sure the cops had a good laugh about it. Would have been better if there really was a warrant.
Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me? Scared the crap out of her roommates. :lol:
Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me? Scared the crap out of her roommates. :lol:
Good one, AZ. I had an investigator for the Office of Personnel Management go to some old friends to check me out. They didn't like that, either. :lol: :lol:
Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me? Scared the crap out of her roommates. :lol:
Good one, AZ. I had an investigator for the Office of Personnel Management go to some old friends to check me out. They didn't like that, either. :lol: :lol:
My little bro just had some FBI contractor nosing around just about every single person he has ever met in his entire life while doing background research for a security clearance. Nosy motherfracker.
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry? Guess you spent a few less bucks. Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry? Guess you spent a few less bucks. Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?
more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a :ku: house??
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry? Guess you spent a few less bucks. Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?
more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a :ku: house??
You trying to say only gay dudes enjoy clean clothes?
One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow. That's the worst that comes to mind. Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it. It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.
My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap. I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.
In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank. That actually looked pretty cool. Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...
Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry? Guess you spent a few less bucks. Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?
more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a :ku: house??
You trying to say only gay dudes enjoy clean clothes?
:ku: = frat
I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day; One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in; Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on. I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english. I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat" (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.
I always wondered if spraying it down the vents would eventually go through her HVAC system and essentially ruin her car; so if you know of some dumb bitch asian chick that had a car that smelled like piss, let me know.
Other pranks. Old High school job, we used to tell new hires they had to fill up the water fountain by pouring buckets of water down the water fountain drain - almost all of them fell for it. Then just prank phone calls to car salesman - Telling the receptionist to have so & so call me back at (# to a local mortuary) and tell them my name was Myra Mains.
Another good one is if your work place has to dial 9 to get out; page someone to dial "extension 9911"
I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day; One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in; Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on. I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english. I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat" (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.
Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street). The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did. He was pissed.
I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day; One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in; Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on. I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english. I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat" (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.
I always wondered if spraying it down the vents would eventually go through her HVAC system and essentially ruin her car; so if you know of some dumb bitch asian chick that had a car that smelled like piss, let me know.
Other pranks. Old High school job, we used to tell new hires they had to fill up the water fountain by pouring buckets of water down the water fountain drain - almost all of them fell for it. Then just prank phone calls to car salesman - Telling the receptionist to have so & so call me back at (# to a local mortuary) and tell them my name was Myra Mains.
Another good one is if your work place has to dial 9 to get out; page someone to dial "extension 9911"
If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.
If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.
It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.
If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.
It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.
Not once. Ever. And certainly not while I was in Manhattan. Just drive a little bit farther and park there. I always lived fairly close to campus and walked. Pretty sure you could have found a parking spot without waiting for an hour that was closer than any house I ever lived in though. You know who waits for parking spots? Fat people at wal-mart, that's who.
If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.
It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.
Not once. Ever. And certainly not while I was in Manhattan. Just drive a little bit farther and park there. I always lived fairly close to campus and walked. Pretty sure you could have found a parking spot without waiting for an hour that was closer than any house I ever lived in though. You know who waits for parking spots? Fat people at wal-mart, that's who.