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Title: &@#%er tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: MOKSUAZ on March 21, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
johnson county?
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: michigancat on March 21, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: ksudrew on March 21, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
8-)

two big dicks, but his was bigger
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: sys on March 21, 2009, 05:40:45 PM
you definitely should have maintained speed and forced him to hit you.


now that he knows you're a pussy, expect to see a lot more of him.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 06:48:22 PM
johnson county?
winner.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Perry on March 21, 2009, 07:00:10 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but TAFNA sounds like he had the right of way, no? Makes him the less of two dicks.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 07:19:28 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but TAFNA sounds like he had the right of way, no? Makes him the less of two dicks.
you are correct sir.  he merged into my lane.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: michigancat on March 21, 2009, 08:12:34 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but TAFNA sounds like he had the right of way, no? Makes him the less of two dicks.

He still should have let him in, or changed lanes.  Who drives in the right lane of I-35 or 435 unless they're getting on or off the highway?  Dick drivers, that's who.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: cyclist on March 21, 2009, 08:24:12 PM
his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but TAFNA sounds like he had the right of way, no? Makes him the less of two dicks.

He still should have let him in, or changed lanes.  Who drives in the right lane of I-35 or 435 unless they're getting on or off the highway?  Dick drivers, that's who.

Sounds like it was two lanes in his direction going into one.  Changing lanes would have put him into oncoming traffic.  TAFNA planned ahead and was in the surviving lane.  The classy driver in the other lane really should have yielded the right of way.

Can we get a ruling by resident law enforcement officer jbleinweber ?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: FBWillie on March 21, 2009, 08:31:01 PM
did you atleast honk, flip him off, & flash your lights at that dick?
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 08:49:22 PM
did you atleast honk, flip him off, & flash your lights at that dick?
all of the above.  he just kept driving and sped away.

his lane had to merge into mine, and he tried to speed up to get in front of me..but i didn't slow down.  was gonna make him get behind me.  so he's right next to me when his lane ends...and instead of hitting the breaks and merging behind me, he swerves into ME and forces me into oncoming traffic.  i slam on my breaks and get behind him..should have let him hit me, but i didn't want to be in an accident if i could help it.

WTF is wrong with people

 :curse:

You should have let him in.  Very dickish of you.

He was a dick, too, but you still should have let him in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but TAFNA sounds like he had the right of way, no? Makes him the less of two dicks.

He still should have let him in, or changed lanes.  Who drives in the right lane of I-35 or 435 unless they're getting on or off the highway?  Dick drivers, that's who.

Sounds like it was two lanes in his direction going into one.  Changing lanes would have put him into oncoming traffic.  TAFNA planned ahead and was in the surviving lane.  The classy driver in the other lane really should have yielded the right of way.
this.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: michigancat on March 21, 2009, 09:09:46 PM
still dickish
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: jthutch on March 21, 2009, 09:11:04 PM
When you saw he was trying to get in front of you, you should have swerved at him a put him into the wall.  Then he would know not to mess with you.  He was probably a uk grad.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: steve dave on March 21, 2009, 09:11:31 PM
This kind of thing doesn't happen to elite defensive drivers like myself.  
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: FelixRex on March 21, 2009, 09:23:21 PM
This kind of thing doesn't happen to elite defensive drivers like myself. 

QFT

I just assume that every other drive here in DC/NOVA is a complete dick. Other than the one dude I saw with the sweet powercat license, this has been a 100% accurate assumption.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: cyclist on March 21, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
still dickish

TAFNA,

Secret investigative detectives, working under cover for KSUFans.com, have determined that Rusty was, in fact, the classy driver attempting to 'merge' into you.  jbleinweber has been instructed to issue a summons for Rusty to appear.  

No wonder he (Rusty) think you are 'dickish'.

Rusty will be required to enroll in the Steve Dave school of elite defensive driving.

;) :D :blush: :nahnah:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 21, 2009, 09:39:05 PM
It's called a "courtesy lane change". Pretty dickish of you.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 09:49:53 PM
It's called a "courtesy lane change". Pretty dickish of you.
courtesy lane change into oncoming traffic? ???
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 21, 2009, 09:52:12 PM
It's called a "courtesy lane change". Pretty dickish of you.
courtesy lane change into oncoming traffic? ???

Uh, no. You look ahead and see that someone is going to need to merge into your lane. You then move a lane to the left. "Courtesy".
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: hemmy on March 21, 2009, 09:58:36 PM
It's called a "courtesy lane change". Pretty dickish of you.
courtesy lane change into oncoming traffic? ???

Uh, no. You look ahead and see that someone is going to need to merge into your lane. You then move a lane to the left. "Courtesy".

I assume he means there was no left lane, jfc not that hard to understand.

But still, prolly should have sped up or slowed down if possible
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 21, 2009, 10:05:45 PM
Although he didn't specify, I was assuming he meant something like I-35, 435, 635, 70, 71, 670, 169, etc.....
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: hemmy on March 21, 2009, 10:08:07 PM
You would think, but he said pretty clearly he would have had to merge into oncoming traffic
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 21, 2009, 10:09:20 PM
To me, that would mean it wasn't a merge, but a plain right turn. I don't know of many two lane roads that have a merging road.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: powercatmiller on March 21, 2009, 10:27:37 PM
I think he means it was a four lane road( 2 lanes east 2 lanes west that was turning into a two lane road JFC your like a dumbass cop
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 21, 2009, 11:01:24 PM
there was nowhere for me to go but into oncoming traffic.  our two lanes turned into one.  my lane survived.  his didn't.  i basically said all this already.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: dr00d on March 22, 2009, 12:55:46 AM
there was nowhere for me to go but into oncoming traffic.  our two lanes turned into one.  my lane survived.  his didn't.  i basically said all this already.

 :lol:

welcome to KC.  This happens to me about every day and I don't like to give...at all.  If at all possible I make them slam on their brakes before they start hitting cones.  I hate that crap. Get in the back of the line like every other person does. :chainsaw:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Pike on March 22, 2009, 01:11:35 AM
This kind of thing doesn't happen to elite defensive drivers like myself. 

QFT

I just assume that every other drive here in DC/NOVA is a complete dick. Other than the one dude I saw with the sweet powercat license, this has been a 100% accurate assumption.

Exactly. My Dad taught me how to drive on the premise that "Assume everyone else on the road is an idiot, because they probably are"
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Perry on March 22, 2009, 01:43:21 AM
----------------
Oncoming Traffic   <-------
______________

TAFNA ------->
-------------/--
Dick  --->   /  LANE CLOSES HERE
-----------/

Do we all understand now?  :Driving:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: steve dave on March 22, 2009, 09:54:44 AM
----------------
Oncoming Traffic   <-------
______________

TAFNA ------->
-------------/--
Dick  --->   /  LANE CLOSES HERE
-----------/

Do we all understand now?  :Driving:

Understood from the beginning.  Should have slowed down and let him over. 
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: powercatmiller on March 22, 2009, 11:57:34 AM
LOL at Omaha boy letting people in
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Bookcat on March 22, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
the guy on the ramp yields to traffic.

lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: michigancat on March 22, 2009, 12:28:38 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 02:23:05 PM
I think he means it was a four lane road( 2 lanes east 2 lanes west that was turning into a two lane road JFC your like a dumbass cop

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/bird.jpg)
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 22, 2009, 02:25:44 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
:rolleyes: way to defend law breakers that try to kill people, kRusty
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: michigancat on March 22, 2009, 02:26:33 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
:rolleyes: way to defend law breakers that try to kill people, kRusty

No, pretty sure I said he was a dick.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: steve dave on March 22, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
:rolleyes: way to defend law breakers that try to kill people, kRusty

listen dumbass, nobody here said that guy was in the right or not a POS.  The non-garbage posters are just trying to tell you it's not worth dying is a flaming ball of retards in the middle of the road to prove the point that he's a dick. 


Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: powercatmiller on March 22, 2009, 03:03:01 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
:rolleyes: way to defend law breakers that try to kill people, kRusty

listen dumbass, nobody here said that guy was in the right or not a POS.  The non-garbage posters are just trying to tell you it's not worth dying is a flaming ball of retards in the middle of the road to prove the point that he's a dick. 



Im pretty sure death by a flaming ball of retards in the middle of the road while proving someone else is a dick is a kick ass way to die
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on March 22, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
you definitely should have maintained speed and forced him to hit you.


now that he knows you're a pussy, expect to see a lot more of him.

this
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 22, 2009, 03:26:46 PM
lol at the franks that would slow down to let someone in.

QFT, bra.  Sure, he got thrown into oncoming traffic, but he might have gotten to his destination like 5 seconds later if he let him in!  GMAFB, amirite?  Obv., TafnaDude made the right choice.
:rolleyes: way to defend law breakers that try to kill people, kRusty

listen dumbass, nobody here said that guy was in the right or not a POS.  The non-garbage posters are just trying to tell you it's not worth dying is a flaming ball of retards in the middle of the road to prove the point that he's a dick. 
sd, hate to do this to you brau, but STFU.

had i known he would try to run me off the road i would have slowed down and let him in.  i wasn't trying to prove anything.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 03:40:58 PM
Didn't you ever learn that everyone else on the road is an idiot whose sole intent in the world is to run into you?
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: TAFNA Dude on March 22, 2009, 03:45:14 PM
Didn't you ever learn that everyone else on the road especially in johnson county is an idiot whose sole intent in the world is to run into you?
qft bro, qft.  def learned that lesson.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 03:49:01 PM
Didn't you ever learn that everyone else on the road especially in johnson county is an idiot whose sole intent in the world is to run into you?
qft bro, qft.  def learned that lesson.

No, it's a world wide problem
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: RonLongshaft on March 22, 2009, 03:57:36 PM
all franking retards that would slow down and let him over do two things:

1. GTFO the paved roads where real men with hairy knuckles and stuff drive.
2. start driving on the dirt/gravel roads that are made for such pussies like yourselves.

TAFNA Dude, you should have let him hit you, you get a new car through his insurance, win/win
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Rick Daris on March 22, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
i've got five bucks on taftna starting in thread in two years that complains about some dick not letting him merge w/ traffic when the on ramp he was driving on was getting ready to end.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
all franking retards that would slow down and let him over do two things:

1. GTFO the paved roads where real men with hairy knuckles and stuff drive.
2. start driving on the dirt/gravel roads that are made for such pussies like yourselves.

TAFNA Dude, you should have let him hit you, you get a new car through his insurance, win/win

Dick prolly only had liability or no insurance at all.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 22, 2009, 05:35:53 PM
Happens to me daily.  Some bitch almost killed me a couple of weeks ago.  I ended up letting her in and then passed her.  She was yelling at me like it was my fault.  She prolly just missed the big MERGE sign.  It was easier to just let her in and wish for her to get an STD or die in a fire.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Happens to me daily.  Some bitch almost killed me a couple of weeks ago.  I ended up letting her in and then passed her.  She was yelling at me like it was my fault.  She prolly just missed the big MERGE sign.  It was easier to just let her in and wish for her to get an STD or die in a fire.

Follow her to a bar, let her get good and drunk and take her home. Let it slip into the "wrong place". Revenge is sweet.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on March 22, 2009, 05:44:04 PM
has anyone ever actually seen a car run off the road?

I was driving into Manhattan on w/e the hell the road is called on the way in from Clay Center/Randolph/Riley etc. close by the trap park and only has two lanes. but ne ways.

Well there was this dood driving(chevy nova) and he was passing 2 cars and while he is passing the one car in front of him that car decides to pass the other one but he veers over and the guy in the nova had to go onto the shoulder which is about 5 feet wide ends up losing control and rolling his car onto the guard rail. It was amazing to see in person, oh and the dood that ran him off the road didn't even stop just kept going like nothing happened. the dood in the nova wasn't even wearing a seatbelt but was fine the car not so much.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: powercatmiller on March 22, 2009, 05:51:10 PM
Happens to me daily.  Some bitch almost killed me a couple of weeks ago.  I ended up letting her in and then passed her.  She was yelling at me like it was my fault.  She prolly just missed the big MERGE sign.  It was easier to just let her in and wish for her to get an STD or die in a fire.

Follow her to a bar, let her get good and drunk and take her home. Let it slip into the "wrong place". Revenge is sweet.

Nothing compares to a cop promoting date rape :thumbsup:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 22, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
Happens to me daily.  Some bitch almost killed me a couple of weeks ago.  I ended up letting her in and then passed her.  She was yelling at me like it was my fault.  She prolly just missed the big MERGE sign.  It was easier to just let her in and wish for her to get an STD or die in a fire.

Follow her to a bar, let her get good and drunk and take her home. Let it slip into the "wrong place". Revenge is sweet.

Nothing compares to a cop promoting date rape :thumbsup:

Of course, you see, the conclusion of the evening must be mutually agreed upon. Just saying a little, "Oops, sorry about that" doesn't happen from time to time. Just saying.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: schreds21 on March 22, 2009, 08:23:19 PM
Didn't you ever learn that everyone else on the road especially in johnson county is an idiot whose sole intent in the world is to run into you?
qft bro, qft.  def learned that lesson.
This applies to Sedgwick County (primarily Witchita)  :chainsaw: as well.  Hate driving in that  fracking town full of retards.  :curse:
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: FelixRex on March 22, 2009, 08:33:33 PM
Are we sure this was a dude? I mean, if it was a dude, he was obviously a dick (we're all in agreement there, although TAFNA's dickness is still somewhat of a controversy).

But, maybe it was a chick? You know, most of them really don't know driving rules and all that. Could have been a completely innocent mistake from a totally average, well-meaning chick on her way to the purse and hair store or some such.

Changes the whole dynamic IMO. I mean, is anybody blaming that monkey for ripping that chick's face off? Of course not. That would be ridiculous.
Title: Re: fracker tried to run me off the road today
Post by: FBWillie on March 22, 2009, 09:55:25 PM
Was this guy behind you or next to you as he sped up?   Would it have been easy for him to just move over without slowing down, or was he in the situation where he either needed to speed up or slow down in order to merge?