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Title: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 29, 2009, 10:24:30 PM: I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor. I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it. Tried it...didn't like it. I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion. Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment. Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 10:26:06 PM: only place you'll catch this cat reading. Love it. read, crossword, sudex, have surfed on the laptop before, everthing bra.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 29, 2009, 10:36:47 PM: Nothing going on but crapping while I'm in there. I kinda figure any reading material that's in there is covered with dried piss. Don't really like hanging out with my pants around my ankles unless there's a woman involved.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: catdude33 on January 29, 2009, 10:44:10 PM: Quote from: wes mantooth on January 29, 2009, 10:24:30 PM
I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor. I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it. Tried it...didn't like it. I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion. Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment. Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.

The only reason I subscribe to ESPN the Magazine is so I have something to read on the toilet. Have literally never read a page anywhere but on the toilet.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: wes mantooth on January 29, 2009, 10:45:02 PM: Quote from: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
only place you'll catch this cat reading. Love it. read, crossword, sudex, have surfed on the laptop before, everthing bra.

But the smells and sounds, and smells. I couldn't even get myself to read an article with Brent Venables' mug on the front.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: CatsNShocks on January 29, 2009, 11:10:55 PM: I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 29, 2009, 11:25:29 PM: I'll read a dollar bill if I have nothing else. My bowels won't budge any other way. It's gotten to the point that I can't read without getting the urge to take a crap. Pavlovian thing I assume.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 11:31:54 PM: no no no.. i don't like read receipts from dillions out of my wallet in the crapter at sears or sumfin. I do all this at home in my nice good smelling clean crapter.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: KansasForever on January 29, 2009, 11:34:28 PM: What kind of man DOESN'T read on the toilet?

:flush:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on January 29, 2009, 11:37:01 PM: I rarely even sit down if there is some other dood in another stall. If it is a crowd, then in and out. Otherwise, read away. Won't read stuff from the floor. With the advent of the iPhone, you don't have to walk around with the magazine under your arm.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 29, 2009, 11:41:59 PM: Sometimes i'll play sudoku.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: pwrcat1 on January 29, 2009, 11:47:01 PM: If I'm at home and am reading a good book I find myself sitting on the can for far longer than necessary sometimes.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: krazykat on January 30, 2009, 01:07:04 AM: Quote from: CatsNShocks on January 29, 2009, 11:10:55 PM
I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?

^^^^^ this
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: CrushNasty on January 30, 2009, 03:37:23 AM: Quote from: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
have surfed on the laptop before

crap 'n Surf. :love:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2009, 05:53:00 AM: I play games on my mp3 player. And sometimes read.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Trim on January 30, 2009, 06:26:25 AM: Quote from: michigancat on January 30, 2009, 05:53:00 AM
I play games on my mp3 player.

Didn't learn your lesson? :dunno:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: cireksu on January 30, 2009, 06:40:25 AM: cell phone games. sometimes read, but things i like to read take to long. uncle john's is good.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: fatty fat fat on January 30, 2009, 07:10:03 AM: Quote from: krazykat on January 30, 2009, 01:07:04 AM
Quote from: CatsNShocks on January 29, 2009, 11:10:55 PM
I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?

^^^^^ this

seriously? taking a sh*t is goodtimes.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: michigancat on January 30, 2009, 07:21:13 AM: Quote from: Trim Reaper on January 30, 2009, 06:26:25 AM
Quote from: michigancat on January 30, 2009, 05:53:00 AM
I play games on my mp3 player.

Didn't learn your lesson? :dunno:

I'm very cautious. Plus, I don't believe I've plugged a toilet since that famous incident.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Kat Kid on January 30, 2009, 07:52:14 AM: I often have a leg fall asleep from reading in there.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: jthutch on January 30, 2009, 09:32:11 AM: I only read if there is something interesting carved into the wall. An nice lemeric, or poem that some thoughtfull young man left behind. I also am very thankful for the phone #'s I collect telling me where to have a good time.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM: Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 10:31:11 AM: Quote from: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.

Yeah. Same with my HTC Touch Pro.

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:33:47 AM: Quote from: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.

Yeah. Same with my HTC Touch Pro.

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

:thumbsup:
:peek:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on January 30, 2009, 10:41:08 AM: Quote from: catdude33 on January 29, 2009, 10:44:10 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on January 29, 2009, 10:24:30 PM
I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor. I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it. Tried it...didn't like it. I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion. Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment. Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.

The only reason I subscribe to ESPN the Magazine is so I have something to read on the toilet. Have literally never read a page anywhere but on the toilet.
+1 only thing I read on the pot. But I didn't ever subscribe to ESPN the Magazine, I've been getting it for free :ohno:, no they haven't been secretly charging my credit card.

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Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: pissclams on January 30, 2009, 10:46:22 AM: Quote from: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.

Yeah. Same with my HTC Touch Pro.

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

:thumbsup:
my touch pro died 3 weeks in...now i'm waiting for the Palm Pre, hopefully i'm still employed when it comes out.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on January 30, 2009, 10:49:54 AM: Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on January 29, 2009, 11:37:01 PM
I rarely even sit down if there is some other dood in another stall. If it is a crowd, then in and out. Otherwise, read away. Won't read stuff from the floor. With the advent of the iPhone, you don't have to walk around with the magazine under your arm.

Also how many PIP(poop in public)?

I only do on the rarest of occasions in extreme emergencies.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: chum1 on January 30, 2009, 10:51:30 AM: Been waiting for just the right moment to post in this thread. If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Brock Landers on January 30, 2009, 11:20:36 AM: Quote from: cireksu on January 30, 2009, 06:40:25 AM
cell phone games. sometimes read, but things i like to read take to long. uncle john's is good.

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers FTW. I have 3 or 4 of those in a little wicker basket next to the toilet for reading pleasure. By the way the proper name for toilet reading material is "craperature", everyone please use this term going forward.

forgot about the word filter.....s h !terature
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 11:46:12 AM: Quote from: pissclams on January 30, 2009, 10:46:22 AM
Quote from: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.

Yeah. Same with my HTC Touch Pro.

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

:thumbsup:
my touch pro died 3 weeks in...now i'm waiting for the Palm Pre, hopefully i'm still employed when it comes out.

Did you like the touch pro? My old 6800 (Mogul for Sprint folk) broke and I replaced it with the touch pro (alltel variety).
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: pissclams on January 30, 2009, 12:13:23 PM: the features I liked, the interface I didn't. I've been using palm for a couple years and really like the simplicity to navigate through it. basically one button gets you where you want to go, and with one hand. with the touch flo, you've got several steps to accomplish the same tasks. for you I don't imagine it will be difficult since the mogel is the touch pro's older bro.

good phone though.

also- I'm posting this from the crapper at Target. enjoy.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: ew2x4 on January 30, 2009, 12:42:48 PM: I have the old Touch. I play Uno and solitaire on the pot religiously. I'd love to get a touch pro. Anyway you could sneak one through security clams?
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: MOKSUAZ on January 30, 2009, 12:52:15 PM: i rarely ever go drop a duece without something to read or take the laptop with me. i also get the leg sleeps (as mentioned by Kat Kid), hurts like hell to stand up and wash the hands.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: QuinnMac on February 01, 2009, 08:28:46 AM: Leg sleeps huh. Might want to use a little more moderation. Possibly lead to hemorrhoids. :frown: :bootyshake:
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: Joker on February 01, 2009, 09:32:33 AM: Quote from: Kat Kid on January 30, 2009, 07:52:14 AM
I often have a leg fall asleep from reading in there.

Si.

The true test of a good sitting.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: FBWillie on February 01, 2009, 10:31:59 AM: I dont' crap at work if I can help it. But when I crap at home, I usually have the laptop in front of me reading KSUfans.com. It's really the only time I get on here anymore. If you've read a FBWillie post, there's a 75% chance I was taking a sh1t when I was posting it.
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: powercatmiller on February 01, 2009, 11:15:04 AM: Quote from: ksu_FAN on January 30, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Skycat on January 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential. Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible.

Yeah. Same with my HTC Touch Pro.

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

:thumbsup:
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http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=24924.msg318783#msg318783
Title: Re: Do you read on the toilet?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 01, 2009, 04:00:28 PM: Quote from: MOKSUAZ on January 30, 2009, 12:52:15 PM
i rarely ever go drop a duece without something to read or take the laptop with me. i also get the leg sleeps (as mentioned by Kat Kid), hurts like hell to stand up and wash the hands.

That's why you don't wash your hands.

And 100% of my posts on this board come from while I'm on 'he 'oilet.