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Title: Just farted at work
Post by: ew2x4 on January 12, 2009, 05:52:00 PM: It didn't stink or anything. But it was loud. Really loud. Tried playing it off as a cough.

Will update l8er.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: ew2x4 on January 12, 2009, 05:52:47 PM: Crap. I think I heard someone laughing in the hall. My cover was blown.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: FBWillie on January 12, 2009, 06:09:12 PM: If you're worried about being embarrassed, always look for something around to replicate the fart noise. Like a squeeky chair or you know that sound a coffee cup makes when it scrapes across your desk?

The coffee cup has saved me from a couple of embarrassing ones.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: PCR on January 12, 2009, 07:38:55 PM: I've had this happen to me when walking around Borders. I try to play it off as though my shoe tripped up on the carpet or something.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: jeffy on January 12, 2009, 07:43:02 PM: Quit being wussies. Smile. Be proud. Yell approval and claim it!
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: Skydog on January 12, 2009, 08:48:17 PM: Quote from: jeffy on January 12, 2009, 07:43:02 PM
Quit being wussies. Smile. Be proud. Yell approval and claim it!

ATTENTION EVERYONE....! I FARTED! :D <---- Try to smile like that if at all possible.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: Winters on January 12, 2009, 09:48:31 PM: When I need to fart in school, I just move my desk to cover. :peek:
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: PowercatPat on January 13, 2009, 03:59:56 PM: Quote from: jeffy on January 12, 2009, 07:43:02 PM
Quit being wussies. Smile. Be proud. Yell approval and claim it!

QFT. We all fart right?
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: KansasForever on January 14, 2009, 08:57:18 PM: I damn near shat my pants on the banks of the Rhine three feet from a hot American chick while making eye contact. We both pretended we didn't hear anything.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: FBWillie on January 15, 2009, 10:01:31 PM: Always a winner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1AIrZRt3A)
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 15, 2009, 10:17:02 PM: Look at a female co-worker right after you do it, say "gross" and walk fast down the hall looking behind you.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: Joker on January 16, 2009, 11:52:48 AM: My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: FBWillie on January 16, 2009, 05:15:26 PM: Quote from: Joker on January 16, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: fatty fat fat on January 16, 2009, 07:28:07 PM: Quote from: FBWillie on January 16, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
Quote from: Joker on January 16, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?

oh no.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: cireksu on January 16, 2009, 07:48:13 PM: I've got a foam cush' chair. soaks in the fart, releases smell slowly so others can't smell. I rarely have loud ones unless I force it out.
Title: Re: Just farted at work
Post by: pwrcat1 on January 16, 2009, 07:49:18 PM: Quote from: FBWillie on January 16, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
Quote from: Joker on January 16, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?
:popcorn: