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Title: worst foods
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 11:10:26 PM
1) Miniature corn on the cobs that aren't really corn on the cob and taste like someones junk. They come in some asian dishes and on some salads. Totally worthless food. I've never seen them for sale at stores and don't know anyone who likes these. You guys don't taste as cool as you look.

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.

3) Prime Rib. How is it possible to take something like red meat and make it this crappy. You suck prime rib. McRib>Prime Rib.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Pete on August 18, 2008, 11:20:43 PM
1) Miniature corn on the cobs that aren't really corn on the cob and taste like someones junk. They come in some asian dishes and on some salads. Totally worthless food. I've never seen them for sale at stores and don't know anyone who likes these. You guys don't taste as cool as you look.

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.

3) How is it possible to take something like red meat and make it this crappy. You suck prime rib. McRib>Prime Rib.

Wow.  I like all of those things.  It's like I don't even know you Rick.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: krazykat on August 18, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
1) Miniature corn on the cobs that aren't really corn on the cob and taste like someones junk. They come in some asian dishes and on some salads. Totally worthless food. I've never seen them for sale at stores and don't know anyone who likes these. You guys don't taste as cool as you look.

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.

3) How is it possible to take something like red meat and make it this crappy. You suck prime rib. McRib>Prime Rib.

Wow.  I like all of those things.  It's like I don't even know you Rick.

above mentioned foods are quite tasty
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 18, 2008, 11:24:02 PM
Green or black olives? Black r real good w/pizza.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Pete on August 18, 2008, 11:26:49 PM
Green or black olives? Black r real good w/pizza.

I completely agree.  When my old lady says "ok" to supreme but makes me remove the black olives, I am like, meh...let's just do meat lovers then.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 11:41:02 PM
1) Miniature corn on the cobs that aren't really corn on the cob and taste like someones junk. They come in some asian dishes and on some salads. Totally worthless food. I've never seen them for sale at stores and don't know anyone who likes these. You guys don't taste as cool as you look.

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.

3) How is it possible to take something like red meat and make it this crappy. You suck prime rib. McRib>Prime Rib.

Wow.  I like all of those things.  It's like I don't even know you Rick.

Even the corn thingys? Seriously? I don't think a lot of things can be done to restore a persons sense of taste but I do know all the ENT's in your hometown if you want me to hook you up  :-[
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on August 18, 2008, 11:54:43 PM
Prime Rib is one of the best meats out there.  Give it some horseradish and  :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: icatmember on August 19, 2008, 12:28:09 AM
If you hate Prime Rib then you pretty much hate ribeyes too. Which would be weird.

To add to the thread I pretty much despise waterchestnuts. :yuck:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Butt Fugly on August 19, 2008, 12:44:17 AM
sauerkraut  :-X

Tastes terrible, smells terrible, looks terrible.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 19, 2008, 12:45:59 AM
thousand's island's dressing.

people loved that sandwich @ scholtzkys. Never understood. Rye bread, corn-beef, sauerkraut, thousands islands  :yuck: :yuck:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: waks on August 19, 2008, 02:02:41 AM
sauerkraut  :-X

Tastes terrible, smells terrible, looks terrible.
It's a great hot dog condiment.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 07:10:06 AM
Ranch dressing.  Should be called Makesyouthrowup Sauce imo.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 19, 2008, 08:23:05 AM
Creamed corn for me.  Why cream it?  Leave it on the cob or make fuel out of it.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 19, 2008, 08:25:47 AM
Lima beans!  Talk about cotton mouth!  :yuck:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 08:26:29 AM
Sauerkraut, an awful, detestable condiment.
Liver of any kind.  
Iced tea, tastes like death.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 19, 2008, 08:27:09 AM
sauerkraut  :-X

Tastes amazing, smells amazing, looks like stringy brain tissue.

fyp.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 08:28:51 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 08:29:24 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: FelixRex on August 19, 2008, 08:41:45 AM

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.


Completely on board with this. My wife is Lebanese and is always eating olives on pita bread. I'm like "can you be more stereotypical? Hey, let's got to hamburger-hotdog stand!" I can't believe something so greasy and so salty can be so nasty.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 08:42:41 AM
Olives are good. Get the ones at the olive bar at Hy-Vee or Dillons.  Green olives stuffed with Feta Cheese, Blue Cheese, or Garlic =  :lick:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 08:43:33 AM
Olives are good. Get the ones at the olive bar at Hy-Vee or Dillons.  Green olives stuffed with Feta Cheese, Blue Cheese, or Garlic =  :lick:

ZOMG, yes.  Delicious.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 08:46:53 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.

OT:  Do American Jews cheer for Israel in the olympics as, like, their second favorite team? Like how Catholics cheer for ND in football?   
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 08:54:02 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.

OT:  Do American Jews cheer for Israel in the olympics as, like, their second favorite team? Like how Catholics cheer for ND in football?   
Some do I guess. I let out a sarcastic cheer for Israel. LOVED HOW THEY BOO'd IRAN!!! 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 08:57:59 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.

OT:  Do American Jews cheer for Israel in the olympics as, like, their second favorite team? Like how Catholics cheer for ND in football?   
Some do I guess. I let out a sarcastic cheer for Israel. LOVED HOW THEY BOO'd IRAN!!! 

LOL, didn't hear about that. 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
1) Miniature corn on the cobs that aren't really corn on the cob and taste like someones junk. They come in some asian dishes and on some salads. Totally worthless food. I've never seen them for sale at stores and don't know anyone who likes these. You guys don't taste as cool as you look.

2) Olives. It doesn't matter what color or kind we're talking about...they all equally suck. Too slimy, too salty (don't know how this is possible) and too sucky.

3) Prime Rib. How is it possible to take something like red meat and make it this crappy. You suck prime rib. McRib>Prime Rib.

agreed 100%, all suck crap food.
i'd like to add:

4) squash and califlower - there are many more "veggies" that i hate their guts, but these will lead that parade and the others don't really need or deserve to be mentioned because they suck so bad.

5) mushrooms.   it's a fungus people, let it go.  MOLD.   i don't want to smell that crap cooking, i will barf on the spot.

6) tripe/sweatbreads  - duh

7) tomatos.  salsa is good, pizza sauce is good, ketchup is alright sometimes, but chunky or sliced tomatos are crap and reek like diahrea

8) Gyros.  over seasoning crap meat, yum! you're eating a lamb   :nono:

thousand's island's dressing.

people loved that sandwich @ scholtzkys. Never understood. Rye bread, corn-beef, sauerkraut, thousands islands  :yuck: :yuck:
it's thousand island, not thousand islands.    :flush:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: catdude33 on August 19, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
Frosted Mini-Wheats - yes, I know they have frosting but its like putting frosting on a piece of poop.  You're not going to eat a piece of poop just because its got frosting on it, and I don't see a difference with chunks of wheat.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Winters on August 19, 2008, 09:33:35 AM
sauerkraut  :-X

Tastes terrible, smells terrible, looks terrible.

QFT
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on August 19, 2008, 09:51:03 AM
Tofu.  Tried it once and never will again.  :yuck:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: k-state-wildcats11 on August 19, 2008, 09:53:26 AM
Ranch dressing.  Should be called Makesyouthrowup Sauce imo.
GMAFB x Infinity!
Now ranch sunflower seeds, not a big fan, need to know the limits of the tasty dressing.

Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Rick Daris on August 19, 2008, 10:00:36 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.

OT:  Do American Jews cheer for Israel in the olympics as, like, their second favorite team? Like how Catholics cheer for ND in football?   

This thought was taken to the extreme in 1992 at a Public Enemy concert I went to. It was around the time of the "Dream Team" and Chuck D preceded to tell a crowd of around 2000 white people that Charles Barkley et al. should play for Africa and not USA. Everyone was kinda  :dunno: .

Also, Calamari sucks. You know how I know this? Because it's squid and squid sucks. Anything that has to be dipped in sauce to be edible sucks. LOL at Captain cool guy who orders Calamari to be cool even though he knows it sucks. "Hey look at me! I'm ordering Calamari! Did you know that it's squid?!" :jammin:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: ew2x4 on August 19, 2008, 10:03:02 AM
Olives, Mushrooms, Tofu, Sweet potatoes, raw onions, guacamole, brussel sprouts, liver, pate, Squid (not the little calimari rings, the whole squid fried), lima beans, etc.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 10:08:24 AM
This thought was taken to the extreme in 1992 at a Public Enemy concert I went to. It was around the time of the "Dream Team" and Chuck D preceded to tell a crowd of around 2000 white people that Charles Barkley et al. should play for Africa and not USA. Everyone was kinda  :dunno:

LOL at rich US black people thinking Africa is one big country.   :lol:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 10:41:23 AM
Tofu.  Tried it once and never will again.  :yuck:
this is a weird one because the concept of tofu sucks- it's just weird, but in reality it doesn't really taste like anything.  so can it really suck if it doesn't have a taste?  pls discuss.

Also, Calamari sucks. You know how I know this? Because it's squid and squid sucks. Anything that has to be dipped in sauce to be edible sucks. LOL at Captain cool guy who orders Calamari to be cool even though he knows it sucks. "Hey look at me! I'm ordering Calamari! Did you know that it's squid?!" :jammin:

the calamari at capital grill is really good.  they sautee it with jalapenos and other spices, it's really spicy and hot.   makes it taste good to me.


also, i was always surprised that PE had more white fans than black.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
Tofu pretty much absorbs the flavor of whatever is around it.  It is tasty in chinese cuisine.  :lick:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 10:52:35 AM
Tofu pretty much absorbs the flavor of whatever is around it.  It is tasty in chinese cuisine.  :lick:

Yeah, I use it in my Mongolian BBQ dishes.  I'm like the kid that makes the suicide at the drink fountain at those places.  I'm all, "RECIPE!? GMAFB with your recipes!" and then start piling on LOADS of every sauce. 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Winters on August 19, 2008, 10:53:46 AM
Surprised  no one has said sushi yet.  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 10:55:43 AM
Surprised  no one has said sushi yet.  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

Prolly cause it's delicious  :lick:  except the ones with octopus tentacles coming out the top :yuck:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on August 19, 2008, 11:01:03 AM
Sauerkraut

Love kraut  :lick:  You prolly have a genetic disposition to hate it saul.
I'm thinking so.  Dad won't buy anything made in germany.

OT:  Do American Jews cheer for Israel in the olympics as, like, their second favorite team? Like how Catholics cheer for ND in football?   

uh....there are no athletes in the mideast.  Does the entire mideast have like one medal so far?  LOL.  I used to think asians were worse athletes than arabs but now its pretty clear they have passed them.

And foods that suck....

the small corn is ridiculous.  Like a made up food. 

Ranch is very good.

I really don't like minature tomatos. 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Rick Daris on August 19, 2008, 11:03:23 AM

also, i was always surprised that PE had more white fans than black.

It was in the ku Student Union Ballroom so who knows? Maybe all the black people were turned away when they tried to exit off I-70 and drive into Lawrence but yeah there were like five black people there :dunno:

Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Juice on August 19, 2008, 02:04:19 PM
Any food or beverage with the word "soy" in it. 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: asava on August 19, 2008, 02:14:23 PM
thousand's island's dressing.

people loved that sandwich @ scholtzkys. Never understood. Rye bread, corn-beef, sauerkraut, thousands islands  :yuck: :yuck:

did you seriously just diss on my main man, Reuben? one of my favorite deli sandwiches.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 03:09:12 PM

also, i was always surprised that PE had more white fans than black.

It was in the ku Student Union Ballroom so who knows? Maybe all the black people were turned away when they tried to exit off I-70 and drive into Lawrence but yeah there were like five black people there :dunno:


maybe- saw De La Soul & Tribe Called Quest there too and very low black to white ratio
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 19, 2008, 03:59:45 PM
I think if Pissclams opened a restaurant I would do this  :tongue: to the menu.  The only vegetables that will ever pass through these lips are jalapenos and potatoes, and the latter isn't even a vegetable.  It's a tuber.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 04:01:17 PM
U know what else sucks!?  Fruit!  Suck it Fruit   :yuck:  (not me suck fruit, fruit suck my balls....you know?)
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 04:12:56 PM
I think if Pissclams opened a restaurant I would do this  :tongue: to the menu.  The only vegetables that will ever pass through these lips are jalapenos and potatoes, and the latter isn't even a vegetable.  It's a tuber.

i like those two + corn, red + green bell peppers but not yellow, iceburg lettuce, some onions.  that's IT.


U know what else sucks!?  Fruit!  Suck it Fruit   :yuck:  (not me suck fruit, fruit suck my balls....you know?)
hey um, fruit roll ups just called, said you f'n suck and your friend Mr Fiber is going to boycott your dumbazz.  wow. just wow.  enjoy the lumpy coal crapz from now on crapface.

seriously, who disses fruits?  a complete clown?  wow.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on August 19, 2008, 04:13:31 PM
Mini-Corn is the bee's knees, fagazoid!

Cottage Cheese?  WTF?  It's like casper the friendly ghosts anal leakage, am I right?  
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: k-state-wildcats11 on August 19, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
ABC gum, tastes funny.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
Mr Fiber is going to boycott your dumbazz

I get all my fiber in meat form  :dunno:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 04:18:57 PM
you might as well start a hot beef injection thread then brau, maybe order a side of baby corn with it too.  what a joke, GMAFB.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: steve dave on August 19, 2008, 04:21:46 PM
you might as well start a hot beef injection thread then brau, maybe order a side of baby corn with it too.  what a joke, GMAFB.

You GMAFB!
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: sys on August 19, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
seriously, who disses fruits?  a complete clown?  wow.

normally, i'd rather eat some bad food (not the worst food, tho) than agree w. p'clams.  but qft here.  gmafb (from sd dissing fruit).
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 08:33:36 PM
seriously, who disses fruits?  a complete clown?  wow.

normally, i'd rather eat some bad food (not the worst food, tho) than agree w. p'clams.  but qft here.  gmafb (from sd dissing fruit).
man, whatev    :users:
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: cireksu on August 19, 2008, 08:51:44 PM
whatever the spread is that's made with mushed gorbanzo/garbonzo? beans.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 19, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
whatever the spread is that's made with mushed gorbanzo/garbonzo? beans.
Hummus.  Great stuff - you must have no taste.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: pissclams on August 19, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
i'm making some roasted red pepper hummus this weekend fwiw, can't wait.  the beans aren't mushed, they go through the food processor. 
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: ksufanatic7 on August 19, 2008, 11:25:40 PM
Cucumbers...just tastes like biting into tainted water. One time that bastard grumpy guy at the Subway in the union snuck some onto my sub and it was awful.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: jeffy on August 19, 2008, 11:40:12 PM
sauerkraut  :-X

Tastes terrible, smells terrible, looks terrible.

Yum!  I like the Bavarian Style the best.  And when the kraut is all gone, I drink the rest of the juice.

I love slow cooking a pork roast in kraut or boiling polish sausages in the stuff.

And it's good on Reubens, with the Thousand Island dressing.  :lick:

Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: jeffy on August 19, 2008, 11:41:17 PM
Creamed corn for me.  Why cream it?  Leave it on the cob or make fuel out of it.

Ever had the creamed corn at the Brookville Hotel?  Best creamed corn evar!
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: waks on August 19, 2008, 11:59:18 PM
whatever the spread is that's made with mushed gorbanzo/garbonzo? beans.
Hummus.  Great stuff - you must have no taste.
QFT.

However... I absolutely despise eating whole garbanzo beans.
Title: Re: worst foods
Post by: opcat on August 20, 2008, 12:05:46 AM
You guys are f**king stupid.  That shi* is tender and expensive.  Next you will be telling me you don't like steak either. :poundon: :twobirds:


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