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Title: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Pete on August 07, 2008, 11:19:04 AM: Hey Limestone....
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Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 11:24:00 AM: I gave a 7 (the highest possible score of douche)
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Pete on August 07, 2008, 11:30:46 AM: Quote from: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 11:24:00 AM
I gave a 7 (the highest possible score of douche)

Appropriate, IMO. He plays a nice RC and he owns the best bat on the team. Disappointing.
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 07, 2008, 11:35:40 AM: Why is he skipping? I think this is the true answer to his douchedom.
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 11:39:40 AM: Quote from: Pete on August 07, 2008, 11:30:46 AM
he owns the best bat on the team

Important question: Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: pissclams on August 07, 2008, 11:57:32 AM: Limestone?

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Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 12:04:30 PM: :lol:

Wrong color scoot though
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Rick Daris on August 07, 2008, 12:30:58 PM: Quote from: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: Pete on August 07, 2008, 11:30:46 AM
he owns the best bat on the team

Important question: Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)

Not this one, I played on a team a while back called Archie's Lunchbunch with Limestone and he has WTP at best, at best.
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Pete on August 07, 2008, 12:45:29 PM: Quote from: Rick Daris on August 07, 2008, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 07, 2008, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: Pete on August 07, 2008, 11:30:46 AM
he owns the best bat on the team

Important question: Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)

Not this one, I played on a team a while back called Archie's Lunchbunch with Limestone and he has WTP at best, at best.

Ya, he is hit-for-average guy. The "bat" is an actual bat. It is called the "Bret Helmer," or some such.

He is still refusing to declare his reason for skipping the game. Worst part is that this will force me to play Catcher instead of DJ.
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:10:49 PM: never an excuse to miss softball! never.

where do you guys play? mid-america?
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Pete on August 07, 2008, 01:17:21 PM: Quote from: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
never an excuse to miss softball! never.

where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep. "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name.
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:19:28 PM: Quote from: Pete on August 07, 2008, 01:17:21 PM
Quote from: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
never an excuse to miss softball! never.

where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep. "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name.

what division?
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: Pete on August 07, 2008, 01:30:37 PM: Quote from: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:19:28 PM
Quote from: Pete on August 07, 2008, 01:17:21 PM
Quote from: pwrcat1 on August 07, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
never an excuse to miss softball! never.

where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep. "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name.

what division?

Thursday Men's Intermediate Single A
Title: Re: How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?
Post by: pissclams on August 07, 2008, 01:58:15 PM: i basically hit home runs over the fence every time i'm up at the plate. it's glorious.