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Sports => Frank Martin's OOD sponsored by the "Angriest Fans in America" => Topic started by: sonofdaxjones on May 28, 2008, 11:08:22 AM
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I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely. Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:
Twins not qualified yet
Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.
“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”
Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.
Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”
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Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:
(http://www.npr.org/programs/wesat/features/2003/apr/encyclopedia/jacobs_140.jpg)
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LOL at ku "recruiting" :flush:
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I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely. Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:
Twins not qualified yet
Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.
“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”
Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.
Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”
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Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:
(http://www.npr.org/programs/wesat/features/2003/apr/encyclopedia/jacobs_140.jpg)
Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
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HAVE THEY NO SHAME?
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Attention Test Monitors if you see any of these men or men like them attempting to sign in as "Markieff Morris", please call the NCAA:
(http://www.digitaldomainstudios.com/drstrings/NERDS/NERDS.JPG)
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Lew is Jewish?
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Kind of makes you wonder how Sheron Collins got qualified.
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Not Marcus Morris:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Stephen_Hawking.StarChild.jpg)
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Lew is Jewish?
Look at that f'n nose on him, how could he not be....you could shelter a small family under that thing....
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
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You are a pretty terrible poster. Lew is far from being a Jew.
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You are a pretty terrible poster. Lew is far from being a Jew.
Is there an echo on here or what......its a nickname you idiot...and what the hell does far from being a jew even mean....a nazi? well then I agree
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
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Dude, stevie, kind of a sexxy stud...
You ... not sooo much.
You didnt have alot of friends in high school did you? I can sense that anger-filled tone in your voice. Bitter. Probably didnt get laid. Ever... :crybaby: Still havnt learned how to play nice either it seems....
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
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Dude, stevie, kind of a sexxy stud...
You ... not sooo much.
You didnt have alot of friends in high school did you? I can sense that anger-filled tone in your voice. Bitter. Probably didnt get laid. Ever... :crybaby: Still havnt learned how to play nice either it seems....
leave it to a ku fan to bring up screwing dudes.....whats next....let me guess....steve told you he loved ya...yadda yadda yadda...now you have the hiv.
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
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My friend in Philadelphia told me the Morris twins should be just fine. It seems that the boys are just missing some credits and their math teacher should have that squared away quickly. :pray:
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow
still blaming the white folk, catgrad? im sure boston is a great fit for that :woohoo:
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow
still blaming the white folk, catgrad? im sure boston is a great fit for that :woohoo:
You're like, weird.
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow
still blaming the white folk, catgrad? im sure boston is a great fit for that :woohoo:
Thats funny I don't recall doing either. Why didn't you call me out on these topics when they were timely so any of us could have some context? Possibly because you are full of $h!t.
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee199/onecoolpenguin/internet_tough_guy_magazine.jpg)
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
Hey guys catgrad decided to join in....the only retard who thought Clent Stewart was all big 12.....wow
still blaming the white folk, catgrad? im sure boston is a great fit for that :woohoo:
Thats funny I don't recall doing either. Why didn't you call me out on these topics when they were timely so any of us could have some context? Possibly because you are full of $h!t.
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee199/onecoolpenguin/internet_tough_guy_magazine.jpg)
shouldnt that internet tough guy be a black dude?
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Lets get back on topic. Recent picture of the "ku representative" walking into the student records office at Apex Academy in Pennsauken, NJ:
(http://www.newsweek.com/media/25/71014_MoneyHappiness_vl-vertical.jpg)
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Im sure Lew the Jew Perkins will wave the magical wand....presto baby, you're qualified.
My god you are a horrible poster. I will do my patented sd sock check and be back in a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to ya the biggest bitch on ksufans.com, steve dave. Somebody do a pants check on steve and make sure testicles are still attached.....calling CJ giles
SD is prob my fave. poster on ksufans. Brings it strong every day, unlike others.
thats f'n awesome news! I wonder how his sock check is coming along....had to call for assistance i guess....ahhh yes the day in the life of a board monitor...living with the parents and getting paid min. wage...the american dream
:curse:
This idiot calls me a spearchucker last week and now he has Jew jokes today. Awesome!!!
what? no sense of humor? spearchucker, thats gold jerry, gold!
anywho....back to the topic at hand....
the day the morris twins dont make it to lawrence is the day frank martin outcoaches somebody....anybody....
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I hope the NCAA is monitoring this closely. Somehow I picture the "Morris Twins" turning into 2 scrawny little propeller head white kids when it comes time to take that all important test or write that term paper . . . 2 scrawny propeller head white kids with a few extra dollars in their bank account:
Twins not qualified yet
Self said incoming freshmen Marcus and Markieff Morris will not be in town for the start of the first of two sessions of summer school Tuesday.
“They may miss the first session,” Self said. “All the others (incoming and returning players) will be here. Mario Little will be here a week later. He has to finish a couple of things (at Chipola CC in Florida).”
Though the Morris twins have not yet qualified for scholarship, Self believes they will be eligible in coming weeks.
Asked if he was worried about their impending eligibility, Self said: “I would not say worried. I know they still have to finish up some stuff.”
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Note to test monitors, this is not a Morris Twin:
(http://www.npr.org/programs/wesat/features/2003/apr/encyclopedia/jacobs_140.jpg)
Where have I seen this guy before? Wait! I have it! He was leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of many of academia's elite) were finally! declared eligible right around the end of the Fall 2007 semester. And he appeared mightily fatigued, as if he had just put in a lot of work on something.
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so the Morris twins can't gain eligibility and they go to a
school diploma mill, specifically designed to get idiot jocks such as them eligible. that's pretty fraggin' sweet. hopefully they kurtis townsend, didn't spend too much on tuition, they certainly didn't get their his money's worth.
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Attention Test Monitors if you see any of these men or men like them attempting to sign in as "Markieff Morris", please call the NCAA:
(http://www.digitaldomainstudios.com/drstrings/NERDS/NERDS.JPG)
Where have I seen these guys before? Wait! I have it! They were leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of many of academia's elite) were finally declared eligible right around the end of the Fall 2007 semester. And they appeared mightily fatigued, as if they had put in a lot of work on something.
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Not Marcus Morris:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Stephen_Hawking.StarChild.jpg)
Where have I seen this guy before? Wait! I have it! He was seen leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of academia's elite) were finally declared eligible right around the end of the fall 2007 semester. And he appeared mightily fatigued, as if he had put in a lot of work on something.
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Lets get back on topic. Recent picture of the "ku representative" walking into the student records office at Apex Academy in Pennsauken, NJ:
(http://www.newsweek.com/media/25/71014_MoneyHappiness_vl-vertical.jpg)
Where have I seen this guy before? Wait! I have it! He was leaving Frank Martin's office right after Jamar Samuels and Dominique Sutton (late of the prestigious Patterson School, alma mater of many of academia's elite) were finally declared eligible right around the end of the Fall 2007 semester. And he appeared mightily fatigued, as if he had put in a lot of work on something.
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The Patterson School. I hear that's pretty much replaced Groton as the place where the landed gentry, the Old Money of the Ivy League scions, send their blue-blooded offspring nowadays. Entrance requirements are rather stringent, I hear, however. The Messrs. Samuels and Sutton must have a lot of pull somewhere.
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Dominique Sutton. How old is that guy, anyway? 25? (Okay, that's exaggerating a little.) 23? 22?
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Dominique Sutton. How old is that guy, anyway? 25? (Okay, that's exaggerating a little.) 23? 22?
Much younger than Brandon Rush is all that matters.
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Attention Test Monitors if you see any of these men or men like them attempting to sign in as "Markieff Morris", please call the NCAA:
(http://www.digitaldomainstudios.com/drstrings/NERDS/NERDS.JPG)
Weren't these guys also seen around Bowie High School. And National Christian Academy. And The Pendleton School. And Riverdale Baptist School. And Oak Hill Academy. And Notre Dame Preperatory School. Right around the same time Beas 'graduated' from each one?
Someone check that out and get back to me, huh?
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Christ Fuzz, he are having one hell of a hissy-fit :eek:
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Hey, Jamar or Dominique -- can you help me with something? I heard the Headmaster at The Patterson School was Busta Rhymes. Or was it Jay-Z?
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Hey, Jamar or Dominique -- can you help me with something? I heard the Headmaster at The Patterson School was Busta Rhymes. Or was it Jay-Z?
Don't know about the headmaster, but doesn't "the professor" teach there...You know, the 3minem of streetball.
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I hear there's a killer rivalry between The Patterson School and Notre Dame Preperatory in Forensics. Maybe Beas bested Jamar and Dominique prior to becoming teammates in Manhattan?
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Jesus, the Arthur/Twins being morons thing really hit Fuzz hard :eek:
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Jesus, the Arthur/Twins being morons thing really hit Fuzz hard :eek:
How could it not? I can' t even seee my 'puter through all teh tears. Sorrry abot al the typos. :crybaby:
Why do the powercats hate the jews, homos, etc? It is raining in my soul.
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Fuzz approaching a near Ben like meltdown.
Nope, he surpassed Ben's typical meltdown.
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you guys really should only worry about your incoming 1 and 2 star recruits.
as long as they qualify and live up to their potential, you should resume your rightful place near the bottom of the big 12.
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you guys really should only worry about your incoming 1 and 2 star recruits.
as long as they qualify and live up to their potential, you should resume your rightful place near the bottom of the big 12.
You suck at this.
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you guys really should only worry about your incoming 1 and 2 star recruits.
as long as they qualify and live up to their potential, you should resume your rightful place near the bottom of the big 12.
You suck at this.
Wow. QFT
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you guys really should only worry about your incoming 1 and 2 star recruits.
as long as they qualify and live up to their potential, you should resume your rightful place near the bottom of the big 12.
You suck at this.
I'll disagree, catdude33. If not a home run, t_hayjawk hit a long double off the center field wall with that post. The part about your team resuming it's rightful place near the bottom of the Big 12 was outstanding. Only I think he exaggerated slightly (being a wee bit too generous) in claiming your team's incoming recruits as 1 and 2 star recruits.
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I've seen it all now. Smack from a chickenhawk.
Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
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Jesus, the Arthur/Twins being morons thing really hit Fuzz hard :eek:
Again, someone help me out if you will. The Patterson School and Notre Dame Preperatory -- are they both Montessori?
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I've seen it all now. Smack from a chickenhawk.
Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
Haw, haw! No ku fan can remember the score of even one of the 47 whoopins the best team in the history of the Big 12 has put down on their woebegone in-state neighbors in the last 52 games. Like steppin' on an ant hill.
I also don't remember the score of the second round loss our woebegone in-state neighbors suffered at the hands of Wisconsin a few months ago. Except that it was huge.
Do you remember the score of the NCAA Tournament National Championship game? Or does it send you blubberin' when you do?
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I've seen it all now. Smack from a chickenhawk.
Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
Haw, haw! No ku fan can remember the score of even one of the 47 whoopins the best team in the history of the Big 12 has put down on their woebegone in-state neighbors in the last 52 games. Like steppin' on an ant hill.
I also don't remember the score of the second round loss our woebegone in-state neighbors suffered at the hands of Wisconsin a few months ago. Except that it was huge.
Do you remember the score of the NCAA Tournament National Championship game? Or does it send you blubberin' when you do?
you guys cheated. doesn't count.
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fuzz is very, very :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Frank Martin (high school coach), .500 record against World Champion Bill Self.
With Chalmers headed to the Association, I don't see any reason why that percentage won't continue in Frank's favor next year.
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Frank Martin (high school coach), .500 record against World Champion Bill Self.
With Chalmers headed to the Association, I don't see any reason why that percentage won't continue in Frank's favor next year.
And we automatically become better by subtraction.
No Clent Stewart, no blake young = better team.
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Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
we'll hear that for the next 20 years.
i really think that we had an awful season. all we were able to do was get a big 12 championship, win the big 12 tourney, get a 1 seed in the tourney, and win the national championship. a team that can do all that yet lose to mighty k-state is underachieving and is a waste. hopefully, next year we can beat our supposed rivals and get this monkey off our back.
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Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
we'll hear that for the next 20 years.
i really think that we had an awful season. all we were able to do was get a big 12 championship, win the big 12 tourney, get a 1 seed in the tourney, and win the national championship. a team that can do all that yet lose to mighty k-state is underachieving and is a waste. hopefully, next year we can beat our supposed rivals and get this monkey off our back.
BMW has a really nice validation thread going over on the phog, you just go over there and reaffirm your sense of self worth.
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They're critical to our team next year. I'm confident that Lew will do what needs to be done, in order to ensure that they'll be on campus. Whatever that may be.
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Go cry to your 84-75, loser.
we'll hear that for the next 20 years.
i really think that we had an awful season. all we were able to do was get a big 12 championship, win the big 12 tourney, get a 1 seed in the tourney, and win the national championship. a team that can do all that yet lose to mighty k-state is underachieving and is a waste. hopefully, next year we can beat our supposed rivals and get this monkey off our back.
Now that, friends, is grade 'A' sarcasm. Nicely done, t_hayjawk.
(Looks like dax never expected the combined excellence of both my own and t_hayjawk's responses on this thread. Which left him scratchin' his arse for a suitable comeback. :cheers:)
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You two are clearly doing each other.
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You two are clearly doing each other.
very obvious.