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Title: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 11:17:14 AM
Ok, when I wear khaki's and take a piss, it's pretty much inevitible that some leftover piss dribble spots show up.  It doesn't matter how much I wait, how much I shake it, or what.  It's just that putting my johnson back in my boxers seems to open a secondary valve or something.

Is this normal?  If so, any helpful tips? (pardon the pun)  If this isn't normal, should I see a urologist or something?

TIA
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ksuno1stunner on October 04, 2007, 11:57:34 AM
you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 11:58:53 AM
the taint.


nice move.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 12:04:38 PM
you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.

Could you do this in a urinal situation?  Seems that would be a little awkward.

Regardless, I will try and report this afternoon.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 04, 2007, 12:06:00 PM
the taint.


nice move.
The grundle.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ksuno1stunner on October 04, 2007, 12:07:39 PM
you know the area between your balls and your butthole?  if you push on that, that should finish you out pretty good.

Could you do this in a urinal situation?  Seems that would be a little awkward.

Regardless, I will try and report this afternoon.  Thanks.

the technique i use is i put my left hand like i was holding my pants up, and slide my middle finger under the promise land.  or you can do it over your pants, and simulate holding them up at the same time.

it doesn't get 100% out, but gets a good portion out and quick.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: jeffy on October 04, 2007, 12:27:09 PM
Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Don't shake it more than 3 times our you are playing with it.  You should be especially careful of this when in the union bathrooms.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 12:35:35 PM
Make sure there's a button on the fly of your boxers.  That way the little guy doesn't come peeking out.   :peek:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Kat Kid on October 04, 2007, 12:41:01 PM
First of all:  Rusty, excellent post.  As I am now venturing out into the schools for my pre-professional hours I am horrified by this phenomenon.

Also:  stunner, that sounds really weird but I am going to try it because I trust you.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Hmm, interesting.  Could lead to problems when I have to sit down, though.

First of all:  Rusty, excellent post.  As I am now venturing out into the schools for my pre-professional hours I am horrified by this phenomenon.

It's comforting to know that I am not alone in my fear.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: chum1 on October 04, 2007, 12:46:04 PM
Spin around.  Really fast.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: jeffy on October 04, 2007, 01:01:39 PM
Just tuck it downward.  That way if the spot shows up, it's underneath.

Hmm, interesting.  Could lead to problems when I have to sit down, though.


Be careful not to "over-react" when you see a good lookin' gal.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: frankencat on October 04, 2007, 01:08:17 PM
Depends? :yikes:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 01:11:24 PM
Spin around.  Really fast.

 :lol:


i can see this.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: pissclams on October 04, 2007, 01:17:08 PM
a) make sure you don't have any std's that could cause an abnormal drip
b) your fear is not unfounded
c) listen to stunner in both his advice and technique (great job stunner!  :thumbsup: )
d) after the "push" do a tuck of your shirt into your khaki's covering any accidental leakage
e) chum1's spin technique is unproven and risky at best, any fall that may result from the spin would be more embarassing than any potential post urinational drip or "pud" as experts call it.

hth.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: KSt8er on October 04, 2007, 01:18:06 PM
I have this problem too.  It has to do with length of johnson and everyone with an enormous unit has to deal with this eventually.  Disregard any info you receive from short types, they will never understand the trauma this issue can create for us.   :ksu:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 01:21:59 PM
d) after the "push" do a tuck of your shirt into your khaki's covering any accidental leakage

I have done this.  Some shirts just aren't long enough!

I have to pee now.  I will report on the "taint technique" shortly.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 01:24:47 PM


taint technique is solid.

should work for you.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 01:26:03 PM
WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 01:29:16 PM
zipper only?

weird. that could be the starting point to the extra dribbleage.
so close to being tucked back in.
so close to dangleage. rogue splatters.


full unzip allows the area (mr. lincoln) below to be left open for accidental spillage.
hitting thigh, not khak.

taint push is gold.

Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 01:32:51 PM
zipper only?

weird. that could be the starting point to the extra dribbleage.
so close to being tucked back in.
so close to dangleage. rogue splatters.


full unzip allows the area (mr. lincoln) below to be left open for accidental spillage.
hitting thigh, not khak.





What you said could be true, but the dribbleage is usually slightly below the zipper area and occurs once the unit is replaced.


taint push is gold.

Tangent:  How did you and stunner learn of this technique?
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: dmartin on October 04, 2007, 01:36:01 PM
I just use those "hand dryers" to dry off any possible splatters.  Cleans up the problem quickly.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 01:36:49 PM
i stumbled upon it by accident.

when i drink beer, i piss like a lil girl. so one night i just got pissed off and began to violently force everything out of me.
pushing things, pulling things....smacking things. doing this, i thought, would give me extra time.
i was sick o missing all the fun time with friends - pissing all the time. (away)



the taint push was discovered.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
when i drink beer, i piss like a lil girl.

I do, too.  My wife makes fun.

Thanks for the story.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 04, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
i can't piss if someone else is pissing besides me and the restroom is dead silent.

sometimes I have to cover my ears and will myself to.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 02:12:34 PM
fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: pissclams on October 04, 2007, 02:13:12 PM
i stumbled upon it too, something needed to be done and i figured it out.
for the record i call it the "prostate press" since that's what it actually is.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 04, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.

I don't have a certain segment of the game, and that play is in that segment.

trust me, i was excited when you posted it.

 :frown:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ECN on October 04, 2007, 02:27:21 PM
fatty, less pee talk, more "Gonzo" owning Talib vid.

I don't have a certain segment of the game, and that play is in that segment.

trust me, i was excited when you posted it.

 :frown:

gif list? 
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ksuno1stunner on October 04, 2007, 02:46:22 PM
WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.

 :thumbsup:

i can't imagine doing it any other way, hopefully you find a technique that suits your body type.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: jeffy on October 04, 2007, 03:32:11 PM
Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: WorldWideBalla21 on October 04, 2007, 03:40:40 PM
Shake your dick senseless.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: FBWillie on October 04, 2007, 06:08:03 PM
I had tried the taint press, but my taint is unusually smelly and is often hard to get all of the smell off of my finger.  I had to venture other options.

So, I bought the khakis that are scotch guarded.  Now, the piss just drips all the way down my leg and hits my shoe.   If you keep your shoes shined, then this is no problem.

Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Kat Kid on October 04, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
I had tried the taint press, but my taint is unusually smelly and is often hard to get all of the smell off of my finger.  I had to venture other options.

So, I bought the khakis that are scotch guarded.  Now, the piss just drips all the way down my leg and hits my shoe.   If you keep your shoes shined, then this is no problem.



QFT!  When I worked as a janitor in high school and wore Dickies everyday this was never a problem!

Memories....
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: dr00d on October 05, 2007, 01:14:06 AM
Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?

sounds like cake lyrics.

This thread is gold.  You would never ever hear this discussion anywhere else but an anonymous bulletin board system.   :hookem:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 05, 2007, 01:31:33 AM
I can't believe it took me this long to discover this thread.

I too had this problem, and I too was a 'zipper only' kinda guy when using the facilities.  I recommend the following, in this order:

1) Abandon the zipper only method.  It's basically impossible to keep all pressure off the johnson, even if you don't feel it.  Even a tiny bit will leave some drip.

2) If that doesn't work, the 'tuck' method is a great coverup.  Much better than the shirt method, because I'd rather have drip in the bottom of my boxers than my shirt.

3) Consider not wearing Khaki's.



Never tried the taint method.  I'm intrigued.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: AzCat on October 05, 2007, 03:29:03 AM
I have this problem too but since the spots show up only below the knee it's not really an issue.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: dr00d on October 05, 2007, 10:02:12 AM
I have this problem too but since the spots show up only below the knee it's not really an issue.
ba dum ching


another good one is *unzip*

"damn that water is cold"
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: KSt8er on October 05, 2007, 10:39:38 AM

another good one is *unzip*

"damn that water's cold"

"deep too"
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on October 05, 2007, 02:12:02 PM
*Warning*

Watch how hard you push the sphincter area... while pushing a little will most definitely get out any extra urine; pushing too hard will have the adverse affect and make you sh*t yourself. 

It didn't happen to me personally, I had to watch a training video on it when I was in the military.  Its used as an emergency enema when you're out in the suck and constipation moves in. 
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 05, 2007, 08:54:49 PM
kudos to all contributors. I don't check "The Dive" for a couple days and I miss this thread. :angry:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 08, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
Update after a few days of using the "prostate push"/"taint tap":

1)  Definitely increases the time between trips to the can.  You get the tank emptier.
2)  I'm not able to control the flow well enough to keep the toilet seat down, which I can usually handle using my old method.  Control is adequate when seat is up, hopefully I can make the progression to always keeping the seat down.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Kat Kid on October 08, 2007, 10:49:16 AM
Update after a few days of using the "prostate push"/"taint tap":

1)  Definitely increases the time between trips to the can.  You get the tank emptier.
2)  I'm not able to control the flow well enough to keep the toilet seat down, which I can usually handle using my old method.  Control is adequate when seat is up, hopefully I can make the progression to always keeping the seat down.

Congrats Rusty!  We're all rooting for ya!
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: michigancat on October 25, 2007, 09:27:24 AM
I just want everyone to know, that when I do this, I am so proud of myself, and like want to brag about it to my wife and friends, like:

"Hey, I learned this awesome trick on the internet".

Then I realize how weird this would be.

Any tips on bringing it up in conversation so I can brag?

Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: pissclams on October 25, 2007, 10:08:26 AM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Kat Kid on October 25, 2007, 10:38:15 AM
I just want everyone to know, that when I do this, I am so proud of myself, and like want to brag about it to my wife and friends, like:

"Hey, I learned this awesome trick on the internet".

Then I realize how weird this would be.

Any tips on bringing it up in conversation so I can brag?

Thanks in advance.

Yeah, I'd probably just chalk this one up as a 'personal victory' and maybe pass it on to your kid when he's peeing all over his big-boy pull-ups.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: viper020509 on October 20, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
i just found a new technique where you slip your thumb in there for the push it works really well and looks totally normal. Perfect for urinal situations
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2009, 04:14:53 PM
Gonna need a diagram bro.  Not seeing it  :confused:
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 20, 2009, 05:55:08 PM
A baby cub dumpster dove this thread?
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: cireksu on October 20, 2009, 07:47:20 PM
I'm a zipper only guy too, hate having to undue my belt and retuck the shirt etc.  I've had this problem before.  I always have a folder/notebook in hand when going to the john because of it.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: FBWillie on October 20, 2009, 08:10:01 PM
i just found a new technique where you slip your thumb in there for the push it works really well and looks totally normal. Perfect for urinal situations

Do you know what the taint is?   cause that doesn't sound possible.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: chum1 on October 20, 2009, 10:00:50 PM
Anyone else ever find it odd that rustycat didn't mind the piss in his pants, but only the possibility that others could see it?  Gross.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Thin Blue Line on October 20, 2009, 10:17:23 PM
WOW!  stunner's advice works great!

One small problem, however.  I am a "zipper only" pisser.  I do not completely unbutton my pants, my hands and massive unit make the "zipper window" extremely tight when going for that last extra release.

That said, no dribble!  Next, I will try Jeffy's advice.

 :thumbsup:

i can't imagine doing it any other way, hopefully you find a technique that suits your body type.

Try this one. I hear it works great. Might need help from your bestest friend, though.


(http://awccanadianpharmacy.com/blog/img/prostate_massage.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: dlew12 on October 21, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: ew2x4 on October 21, 2009, 02:44:01 PM
This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.

The milking the cow technique. I like it.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: KSU176 on October 21, 2009, 03:51:16 PM
Thanks to Viper for bringing life back to this thread.  A little refresher is always good.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: hemmy on October 21, 2009, 04:44:50 PM
I have been trying this off and on since I seen this thread a while ago.  I have had mixed results.  Sometimes it works amazing and its like my second bladder was just opened, others nothing happens at all.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: KSU176 on October 21, 2009, 10:14:38 PM
I have been trying this off and on since I seen this thread a while ago.  I have had mixed results.  Sometimes it works amazing and its like my second bladder was just opened, others nothing happens at all.

Same here.  Although, my success rate is pretty high. 94.5% or so.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: viper020509 on October 22, 2009, 10:46:19 AM
I just wanted to bring back the thread, the thumb technique was when i was drunk, seemed like a good idea at the time
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: kst8catfan on October 22, 2009, 01:06:06 PM
The gym sox roll I keep in the front of my chinos usually soaks up this affliction, not to mention giving me that massive, Johnny Wad appearance we all strive for.
Title: Re: Is this a problem for everyone? (re: khaki's and piss (not the poster))
Post by: Thin Blue Line on October 22, 2009, 05:33:51 PM
The gym sox roll I keep in the front of my chinos usually soaks up this affliction, not to mention giving me that massive, Johnny Wad appearance we all strive for.


        :facepalm: