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Title: ku Haiku thread
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 02:39:51 PM: Mangino fruit cup
His fat ass blots out the sun
We hug in the shade
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 03, 2007, 02:42:41 PM: yellow blue white red
chicken hawk fried and hot
season to taste
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Post by: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 02:43:55 PM: Mangino is fat
Tub o' fracking lard, my God!
"Gimme the baby"
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 02:45:52 PM: Brokeback. Broken back.
Step on a crack. Watch out mom!
ku sucks like whore.
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Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2007, 02:47:33 PM: little beak birdie
blue wings rising to the sky
wave the wheat my friend!
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Post by: ECN on October 03, 2007, 02:48:59 PM: Break-dancer call-out.
Sabertooth Magino dentist.
Mardi gras flavor.
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 02:49:48 PM: Gay dudes. Hippies. Fart!
Restless leg syndrome. Mango.
No one likes Lawrence.
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: ECN on October 03, 2007, 02:50:50 PM: True state's rights zealot.
She's like teflon, nothing sticks.
~~Powerpoint~~Mangino must die.
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Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2007, 02:51:43 PM: Lawrence, Kansas - Bien!
A town of magic and flair!
United Nations!
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Post by: ECN on October 03, 2007, 02:52:54 PM: Donkey punch, I win.
His middle name was Joseph.
Nuclear winter.
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Post by: Pittcat on October 03, 2007, 02:53:55 PM: This thread is better
than the poems on rivals
awesome thread pontius
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 03, 2007, 02:54:32 PM: undefeated strut
redblue hog chortling cow coughs
polluted herpes
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Post by: ECN on October 03, 2007, 02:55:45 PM: Flip-Book Mangino
Penis, Penis, Vagina.
A tarmac warrior.
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Post by: WildWillie21 on October 03, 2007, 02:56:30 PM: ku thinks has chance
Ian Campbell eats midget
People's champ rules
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Post by: Pittcat on October 03, 2007, 02:58:09 PM: fatso McAndy
runs over nothing teams, Ha!
awake from your dream.
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:02:01 PM: high school football game
yelling like &@#%ing moron
please don't come back, coach
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Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:04:22 PM: porcelain bidet
oh! the horrors to clean it
buy stock in hand soap
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:04:57 PM: Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on October 03, 2007, 02:55:45 PM
Flip-Book Mangino
Penis, Penis, Vagina.
A tarmac warrior.

we have a winner
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Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:06:20 PM: so mean to homeless
Lawrence in all its glory
give the bum a dime
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Post by: michigancat on October 03, 2007, 03:07:54 PM: Dollar signs, people!
fatass defeated Texas
I think Vince Young played
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:11:18 PM: Quote from: Rusty on October 03, 2007, 03:07:54 PM
Dollar signs, people!
fatass defeated Texas
I think Vince Young played
:love:
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Post by: greasd up deaf guy on October 03, 2007, 03:13:48 PM: argyle so pleasing
do not photoshop my girl
lest i self delete
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Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 03:15:31 PM: Reesing butter cup
Taste it, that's not chocolate!
Meier tossed salad
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Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 03:18:06 PM: ku tradition
gridiron defeat, oh well
basketball is soon
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Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 03:19:32 PM: Hitler loved jayhawks
Please do the right thing people
Wave power towels!
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Post by: michigancat on October 03, 2007, 03:23:03 PM: Ron Prince, my hero
Slaying cows, chickens, dragons
Feast on their remains!
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 03, 2007, 03:25:24 PM: Angioplasty
The intern with the towel
What were they thinking?
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Post by: kat_dad on October 03, 2007, 03:27:14 PM: Prince is scary smart
Cats are prepared to smash hawks
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 03, 2007, 03:27:58 PM: Damn overrated
What the hell is an aqib?
Just like ninety-five
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 03, 2007, 03:30:54 PM: Dicks, pussies, assholes
We are dicks, they are assholes
&@#% ku assholes!
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 03:34:55 PM: Artery fat sauce
Little sisters of the poor
Play a real team fags
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 03:50:22 PM: Hammered by the 'cats
It's basketball season now
Wildcats win Big XII
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Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on October 03, 2007, 03:50:36 PM: Mangino is big

He cannot see his feet toes

Scoreboard you giant turd
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Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 03:52:04 PM: rubicon crossing
chickens on the road, watch out
ron prince likes to read
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Post by: WildWillie21 on October 03, 2007, 03:52:25 PM: Sunflower Showdown
Fatass brings in best team yet
Two road wins five years
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 03:53:09 PM: Gay pride on the Mass
Tub o' lard on the sideline
Losers on the field
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 03:53:45 PM: Hogzilla coaches
Upon schools of blind they prey
Comeuppance is here
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Post by: michigancat on October 03, 2007, 03:53:57 PM: Quote from: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
rubicon crossing
chickens on the road, watch out
ron prince likes to read

YES! I was trying to figure out how to use the Rubicon, but this is much better than anything I could have conceived.
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Post by: kat_dad on October 03, 2007, 03:57:07 PM: Haven't played real team...
Jayhawks feel a bit froggy,

Squash! Silence again.
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 03:59:08 PM: Office towels, gross
Towel boy says, "Screw this crap."
Fecal matter stacks
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 04:06:06 PM: Can not reach ass crack
With towels he wipes his ass
Nasty ku coach
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Post by: WildWillie21 on October 03, 2007, 04:07:31 PM: Quote from: Åz©a† on October 03, 2007, 04:04:10 PM
For the non-regulars:

Can not reach ass crack
With towels he wipes his ass
Disgusting ku coach

True story he tells
Disgusting to say the least
blood trickles down chin
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Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 03, 2007, 04:07:40 PM: Fat man comes to town
Buy lots of Pizza Hut stock
Make money, 'Cats win
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Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 04:24:53 PM: Here come the Jayhawks
They're coached by Jabba, hide the
Refrigerator
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Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 04:26:15 PM: ready down set hut
snap the ball to golden boy
he can throw the ball

to the peoples champ
local boy jordy nelson
crossing the goal line

for a wildcat win
and the chickens piss and moan
about officials

low football iq
bunch of bandwagon douchebags
lollers at ku
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Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 04:28:55 PM: Sunflower Showdown
Translation: Jayhawk raping
Bleeding, they retreat
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Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 04:34:23 PM: Blood drips off his chin
Fat man is hungry again
Eat or be eaten
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Post by: catzacker on October 03, 2007, 04:40:04 PM: The Power of One
To Consistently Compete
For Championships
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Post by: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:11 PM: Don't forget Towel
Bring It to Every Game, bitch!
Swing with pelvic thrusts
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Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 04:43:01 PM: Quote from: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:11 PM
Don't forget Towel
Bring It to Every Game, bitch!
Swing with pelvic thrusts

winner
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Post by: jester66 on October 03, 2007, 04:59:04 PM: Betrayed the legend
Benedict or just a prick
Mangino's his name
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Post by: AzCat on October 03, 2007, 04:59:54 PM: Arms too short to reach
Gooey chocolate starfish
Mug rags on the floor
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Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 06:45:07 PM: dive into endzone
and thou shall fear mangino
screaming very loud

look at what you did
you did that all by yourself
expletives removed
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Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 07:25:32 PM: They inhale cupcakes.
Can't chew them cuz' they swallow.
They can choke on this.
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Post by: catdude33 on October 03, 2007, 07:31:01 PM: Todd Reesing is small
His mom watches, "look out Todd!"
Todd Reesing is dead.
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Post by: g2brg on October 03, 2007, 07:34:05 PM: Zero first downs
five interceptions, no points
k u statistics

:cheers:
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Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 08:00:13 PM: Central Michigan
Toledo school of the blind
And whoever else

This is who you play
I think my high school beat them
4 won, 15 lost
Title: Re: ku Haiku thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 03, 2007, 09:11:30 PM: Mangino gropes, todd flails
helpless runningback snapping
jayhawks frowning
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Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on October 04, 2007, 12:11:57 AM: Quote from: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 04:24:53 PM
Here come the Jayhawks
They're coached by Jabba, hide the
Refrigerator

This is my winner. Second and third lines are ridiculous in terms of Haiku prowess. Refrigerator at the 5 spot... are you f'ing kidding me?! That's genius! :D