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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #375 on: January 17, 2013, 11:21:27 AM »
http://www.happyplace.com/20579/teoing-the-new-online-meme-inspired-by-mati-teo

Ultimately, this turn of events will bring Manti much more notoriety than any trophy would have.

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« Reply #376 on: January 17, 2013, 11:26:22 AM »
Just think, yesterday afternoon at 3 oclock I'm staring at my computer at work being bored as hell like always.....then we had an amazing turn of events!!

What a great 18 hours it's been so far, and it will only get better today  :excited:

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« Reply #377 on: January 17, 2013, 11:27:52 AM »
yeah this has been great for my work week.

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« Reply #378 on: January 17, 2013, 11:28:22 AM »
Just think, yesterday afternoon at 3 oclock I'm staring at my computer at work being bored as hell like always.....then we had an amazing turn of events!!

What a great 18 hours it's been so far, and it will only get better today  :excited:

His statement, which will be written by Notre Dame, should be hilarious.

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« Reply #379 on: January 17, 2013, 11:29:43 AM »
Either way, this story is fantastic and I don't want it to end.  Now there's a football player for the Cardinals that says he met the girl before Manti was in the picture?  These twists are great.

1. If you just google "ceeweezy51", a link returns that says it's "C. Tuiotimariner"
2. He the first word in her twitter description is "celeste"
3. ceeweezy51 is Celeste Tuioti-Mariner
4. Nora Tuioti-Mariner is a vb player at Arizona State.  Her profile says she has a sister Celeste and her father is Max.  She also has 3 other sisters.
5. Max Tuioti-Mariner is chairman of Pacific Islanders Ploynesian All Stars, which takes a California high school volleyball team made up of Polynesian all-stars to compete in the Samoa Bowl in American Samoa.  The mission is forge a connection between those living in the US and those in American Samoa.  Nora was on this team.  The family has been to American Samoa and is active in American Samoa outreach.
6. The Cardinal's running back said he the girl he met in June 2011 was "Volleyball-type of physique. She was athletic, tall, beautiful. Long hair. Polynesian. She looked like a model … " during an outreach trip to American Samoa
7.  The girl he met was one of the Tuioti-Mariners.  They are a big volleyball family, with at least one of the girls being 6'1" and playing top level collegiate volleyball. 
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« Reply #381 on: January 17, 2013, 11:37:05 AM »
Either way, this story is fantastic and I don't want it to end.  Now there's a football player for the Cardinals that says he met the girl before Manti was in the picture?  These twists are great.

1. If you just google "ceeweezy51", a link returns that says it's "C. Tuiotimariner"
2. He the first word in her twitter description is "celeste"
3. ceeweezy51 is Celeste Tuioti-Mariner
4. Nora Tuioti-Mariner is a vb player at Arizona State.  Her profile says she has a sister Celeste and her father is Max.  She also has 3 other sisters.
5. Max Tuioti-Mariner is chairman of Pacific Islanders Ploynesian All Stars, which takes a California high school volleyball team made up of Polynesian all-stars to compete in the Samoa Bowl in American Samoa.  The mission is forge a connection between those living in the US and those in American Samoa.  Nora was on this team.  The family has been to American Samoa and is active in American Samoa outreach.
6. The Cardinal's running back said he the girl he met in June 2011 was "Volleyball-type of physique. She was athletic, tall, beautiful. Long hair. Polynesian. She looked like a model … " during an outreach trip to American Samoa
7.  The girl he met was one of the Tuioti-Mariners.  They are a big volleyball family, with at least one of the girls being 6'1" and playing top level collegiate volleyball.

If we're going to be creepy:  http://www.gotoros.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=1137&path=vball

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« Reply #382 on: January 17, 2013, 11:41:01 AM »
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« Reply #383 on: January 17, 2013, 11:46:16 AM »
ok_cat's notre dame friend is 100% on the opinion that notre dame was about to bust this whole thing open and save the day.

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« Reply #384 on: January 17, 2013, 11:47:29 AM »
If there's anyone more delusional than a Kansas fan, it's a Notre Dame fan. 

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« Reply #385 on: January 17, 2013, 11:47:52 AM »
Is there a Fake_fake_Teo'sGF twitter yet?

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« Reply #386 on: January 17, 2013, 11:48:36 AM »
Paging Dr. Spaceman

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« Reply #387 on: January 17, 2013, 11:48:58 AM »

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« Reply #388 on: January 17, 2013, 11:49:28 AM »
hindsight being 20/20 it was kind of unusual for ESPN or NBC to not trot out the dead girl's parents and/or friends to talk about how great of a guy Te'o was and how he helped her during her battle with cancer.

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http://ESPN's Gene Wojciechowski, who voiced a five-minute video feature on Te'o's tragic losses, says he was unable to find Lennay Kekua's obituary or documentation of her car accident. He didn't follow up, though, because the Notre Dame player "said the family would prefer not to be contacted" and "at that moment, you simply think that you have to respect those wishes."

Yeah because you know journalists, they always respect peoples wishes and don't go too far.  I mean they did interview first graders who saw their friends die but interviewing the parents of a football players dead girlfriend is off limits.

Not defending these "journalists" (:lol: at calling sports reporters journalists, but anyway...) BUT I can see how a reporter would honor that wish. You wouldn't want to hurt fake-dead-girlfriend's family by dragging it all up, and you need to maintain a good working relationship and access to Notre Dame and Te'o.

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« Reply #389 on: January 17, 2013, 11:50:32 AM »
irony:  fanning's fake girlfriend is posting in this thread


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« Reply #390 on: January 17, 2013, 11:54:22 AM »
irony:  fanning's fake girlfriend is posting in this thread

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« Reply #391 on: January 17, 2013, 11:57:14 AM »
irony:  fanning's fake girlfriend is posting in this thread

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fanning has asked that you respect her privacy and her family's feelings by not making further inquiries as to her existence. 
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« Reply #392 on: January 17, 2013, 11:59:17 AM »
why was fanning/willesgirl so mean to Frank this morning?  :sdeek:

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« Reply #393 on: January 17, 2013, 12:00:30 PM »
why was fanning/willesgirl so mean to Frank this morning?  :sdeek:

The teo outing really put them on edge.  There but for the grace of gE go them. 
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« Reply #394 on: January 17, 2013, 12:02:33 PM »
why was fanning/willesgirl so mean to Frank this morning?  :sdeek:

The teo outing really put them on edge.  There but for the grace of gE go them.

I really have no idea what exactly the "Frank" stuff means. But Bread, you made me laugh with the "There-but-for-the-grace-of-gE-go-them." I think it's the "them" part that really made me :lol: So :cheers:

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« Reply #395 on: January 17, 2013, 12:02:51 PM »
If you think UND fans are pissed about Lennay not existing, wait until they find out about God.

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« Reply #396 on: January 17, 2013, 12:03:10 PM »
If you think UND fans are pissed about Lennay not existing, wait until they find out about God.

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« Reply #397 on: January 17, 2013, 12:07:34 PM »
If you think UND fans are pissed about Lennay not existing, wait until they find out about God.

Best episode of Catfish ever.  Nev would have to do some serious reverse Google imaging for that one. 
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« Reply #398 on: January 17, 2013, 12:07:47 PM »
If you think UND fans are pissed about Lennay not existing, wait until they find out about God.

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« Reply #399 on: January 17, 2013, 12:16:06 PM »
If you think UND fans are pissed about Lennay not existing, wait until they find out about God.

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