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Offline ArchE_Cat

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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #75 on: January 10, 2017, 11:13:51 AM »
Quote from: troubledscribe on January 10, 2017, 08:12:53 AM
New California head football coach.

Salina, KS -> Manhattan, KS -> Norman, OK -> Clemson, SC -> Berkley, CA. Seems logical  :rolleyes:
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2017, 12:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Shooter Jones on January 10, 2017, 11:02:40 AM
You think Venzy would keep rolling with the 16 goals or have his own "row the boat". Something like Ad Astra Per Salina

i've researched every thing about venzy and know for a fact that he would eliminate all the goals on day one faster than you can sing the salina south fight song.  his motto is "goals are for losers, winners just win, so why have goals if you're a winner?"

pretty great tactical move distancing himself from "bill" snyder like that imo
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2017, 01:25:40 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on January 10, 2017, 12:59:06 PM
Quote from: Shooter Jones on January 10, 2017, 11:02:40 AM
You think Venzy would keep rolling with the 16 goals or have his own "row the boat". Something like Ad Astra Per Salina

i've researched every thing about venzy and know for a fact that he would eliminate all the goals on day one faster than you can sing the salina south fight song.  his motto is "goals are for losers, winners just win, so why have goals if you're a winner?"

pretty great tactical move distancing himself from "bill" snyder like that imo

This is all gospel.

PLUS, Venzy was the high bidder in a silent auction for "the binder" that was excavated during construction of the new vanier complex. He will simply copy the success that Prince had.
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2017, 01:48:40 PM »
lots of comedians itt
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #79 on: January 11, 2017, 11:22:13 AM »
Was told by an A- source that Venzy has a prett serious heart condition... could be the reason he's not been picked up as a HC?  :dunno: Has this been talked about or heard from others?
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #80 on: January 11, 2017, 11:25:20 AM »
heart condition as in it bleeds purple?
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #81 on: January 11, 2017, 11:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 11, 2017, 11:25:20 AM
heart condition as in it bleeds purple?

Well that too... was just told it was some sort of "serious heart condition"... not a whole lot of extra info.

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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #82 on: January 11, 2017, 11:32:15 AM »
Quote from: manpow5 on January 11, 2017, 11:30:36 AM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 11, 2017, 11:25:20 AM
heart condition as in it bleeds purple?

Well that too... was just told it was some sort of "serious heart condition"... not a whole lot of extra info.



seems like he's in the wrong profession then.
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #83 on: January 11, 2017, 11:35:40 AM »
I don't believe it.  He would have died by now.  I mean, he is animated and has coached in what.... 4 NC's now?
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #84 on: January 11, 2017, 12:22:29 PM »
Well our current coach could literally die on the sideline and I don't think anyone would be all that shocked so...
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #85 on: January 11, 2017, 12:46:56 PM »
Quote from: 'taterblast on January 09, 2017, 11:33:16 PM
it is time.

are you simply expressing your desire?
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #86 on: January 11, 2017, 01:03:00 PM »
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #87 on: January 11, 2017, 01:34:52 PM »
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #88 on: January 11, 2017, 01:42:04 PM »
Guys, my source said he was joking, he's not coming.
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #89 on: January 11, 2017, 01:56:34 PM »
cant you picture BV blasting this on his first day on the job here  :love:
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #90 on: January 11, 2017, 02:16:25 PM »
Quote from: kim carnes on January 11, 2017, 01:42:04 PM
Guys, my source said he was joking, he's not coming.

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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #91 on: January 11, 2017, 08:28:51 PM »
Does anyone have a GIF of Brent's Gatorade bath after shutting out Ohio State?   :love:
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #92 on: January 13, 2017, 03:41:46 PM »
Quote from: manpow5 on January 11, 2017, 11:30:36 AM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 11, 2017, 11:25:20 AM
heart condition as in it bleeds purple?

Well that too... was just told it was some sort of "serious heart condition"... not a whole lot of extra info.

cocaine's a helluva drug
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It's Venables
« Reply #93 on: January 13, 2017, 03:56:03 PM »
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #94 on: January 13, 2017, 03:59:38 PM »
Briles at Tech.   Blech...
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2017, 10:09:32 AM »
That would confirm how losery they are
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2017, 01:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on January 13, 2017, 03:59:38 PM
Briles at Tech.   Blech...

i don't see it. can't even get an oc interview this year. don't see how he turns around and ends up with a p 5 hc job next year.
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #97 on: February 15, 2017, 01:04:51 PM »
I can confirm the next head coach is Venables. I sat behind him on a Southwest flight yesterday.  At first he denied being Brett, or even knowing who Brett Venables was, but I pushed him on it for 20-25 minutes.  I kept saying I know who are, I want to know what your plan for the Wildcats.  Finally he copped to it and I quote,  "You're right, I am Brett Venables I am headed to Manhattan to be the next head coach. Now can I go back to my vendor cost analysis for my company?"

I figured that some of you would not believe me so I took a picture.

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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #98 on: February 15, 2017, 01:06:35 PM »
lol
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Re: It's Venables
« Reply #99 on: February 15, 2017, 01:06:48 PM »
Well, his name is Brent, not Brett, KSU95.
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