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Re: tattoos
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 05:59:36 PM »
I hope OK_Cat's recent PI of the guy with the should cross tattoo doesn't hamper the responses to this thread.
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 06:03:33 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 06:07:31 PM »
1. Sun on the inside of my left arm.
2. Moon on the inside of my right arm.
3. Gerber daisy on my right shoulder.
4. "LOVE" down the left side of my ribs.
5. "SACRIFICE" down the right side of my ribs.
6. Sunflower going up right side of my stomach.
7. Dying dandelion going half-way up right side of my stomach with a crowned grasshopper on top.
8. "Our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed" across my chest.

I feel like I'll be PI'ed a bunch for this....

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 06:13:31 PM »
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 06:17:56 PM »
1. Sun on the inside of my left arm.
2. Moon on the inside of my right arm.
3. Gerber daisy on my right shoulder.
4. "LOVE" down the left side of my ribs.
5. "SACRIFICE" down the right side of my ribs.
6. Sunflower going up right side of my stomach.
7. Dying dandelion going half-way up right side of my stomach with a crowned grasshopper on top.
8. "Our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed" across my chest.

I feel like I'll be PI'ed a bunch for this....
7 sounds fantastic, but would be better sans unlearned karate student. What's the history/reason for 8?
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 06:21:51 PM »
1. Sun on the inside of my left arm.
2. Moon on the inside of my right arm.
3. Gerber daisy on my right shoulder.
4. "LOVE" down the left side of my ribs.
5. "SACRIFICE" down the right side of my ribs.
6. Sunflower going up right side of my stomach.
7. Dying dandelion going half-way up right side of my stomach with a crowned grasshopper on top.
8. "Our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed" across my chest.

I feel like I'll be PI'ed a bunch for this....
7 sounds fantastic, but would be better sans unlearned karate student. What's the history/reason for 8?

A reminder of how we're closer to dying everyday.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 06:32:18 PM »
I'm pretty judgmental of anyone with a tattoo that's not a serial number on their forearm. Unless they're an elite athlete or a grizzled old sailor (in the latter case, all tattoos must be obscene in an old-timesy way).
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 08:54:35 PM »
1. Sun on the inside of my left arm.
2. Moon on the inside of my right arm.
3. Gerber daisy on my right shoulder.
4. "LOVE" down the left side of my ribs.
5. "SACRIFICE" down the right side of my ribs.
6. Sunflower going up right side of my stomach.
7. Dying dandelion going half-way up right side of my stomach with a crowned grasshopper on top.
8. "Our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed" across my chest.

I feel like I'll be PI'ed a bunch for this....
7 sounds fantastic, but would be better sans unlearned karate student. What's the history/reason for 8?

A reminder of how we're closer to dying everyday.

if i ever saw you and your stupid tattoos, then you'd be even closer to dying.  like, right that instant, after i punched your face into your face.  I can't even tell if you are a man or a woman based on those, but i don't even care.  if you're a woman, i'll bust your face with my sink so hard that the sink breaks into at least 3 pieces.  i don't even care, so be it.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 08:58:43 PM »
You're ruining this and it hasn't even started yet.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 09:12:11 PM »
"pissclams" on my dick

it's got the quotation marks and everything. in fact, i quote my quotation on the underside of my penis, much like i'm doing now with my post

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 09:24:48 PM »
1. Sun on the inside of my left arm.
2. Moon on the inside of my right arm.
3. Gerber daisy on my right shoulder.
4. "LOVE" down the left side of my ribs.
5. "SACRIFICE" down the right side of my ribs.
6. Sunflower going up right side of my stomach.
7. Dying dandelion going half-way up right side of my stomach with a crowned grasshopper on top.
8. "Our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed" across my chest.

I feel like I'll be PI'ed a bunch for this....
7 sounds fantastic, but would be better sans unlearned karate student. What's the history/reason for 8?

A reminder of how we're closer to dying everyday.

if i ever saw you and your stupid tattoos, then you'd be even closer to dying.  like, right that instant, after i punched your face into your face.  I can't even tell if you are a man or a woman based on those, but i don't even care.  if you're a woman, i'll bust your face with my sink so hard that the sink breaks into at least 3 pieces.  i don't even care, so be it.

I think the fact that you get this upset over someone you don't know having tattoos would be a pretty good reason why you'll die young. You should really watch those stress levels of yours.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 09:48:44 PM »
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 08:38:24 AM »
My tattoo is timeless and will always have meaning.   This one symbol has been responsible for the fate of my entire life and the only way I could think to pay tribute to is have it tattooed from my neck stretching all the way down to my buttock.  It cost me nearly $7500 to complete. 

Yep, getting my zodiac sign tattooed on my back was without a doubt the best decision I've ever made.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 08:41:36 AM »
My tattoo is timeless and will always have meaning.   This one symbol has been responsible for the fate of my entire life and the only way I could think to pay tribute to is have it tattooed from my neck stretching all the way down to my buttock.  It cost me nearly $7500 to complete. 

Yep, getting my zodiac sign tattooed on my back was without a doubt the best decision I've ever made.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2011, 08:50:12 AM »
I don't think I could pull off tattoos.  Denis Celemente's sleeve still causes me to have erotic dreams

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2011, 09:05:26 AM »
Immature, unless what felix said

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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2011, 09:05:52 AM »
Tattoos are disgusting.

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Re: tattoos
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2011, 09:11:29 AM »
Coworker went into a convenient store one day and saw a guy with a tatoos of the John Deere logo and MONSTER energy drink logo.   :bang:
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Re: tattoos
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Re: tattoos
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2011, 09:18:36 AM »
I don't think I could pull off tattoos. 
Yeah a lot of people pull off "tats*" really well. I mean how do you know if you will like it once its on you or if you won't look ridiculous with it.
But its there forever you know. For-Ever.



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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2011, 09:39:42 AM »
Coworker went into a convenient store one day and saw a guy with a tatoos of the John Deere logo and MONSTER energy drink logo.   :bang:

That's pretty hilarious.

I once saw some drunk football player in college heat up a metal clothes hanger on a stove top and "brand" his shoulder with a cross. His buddies then quickly  advised him to "disinfect" it by pouring beer on it.
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« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2011, 12:58:37 PM »
I think tatts are like being bald.  Only guys that are rough ridin' ripped and smell elite can pull it off.
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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2011, 04:53:03 PM »
Usually when i realize someone has a tattoo, i think of them different. Like i dunno, it's probably not fair. But i judge them differently. This is at work mostly or out and about. Not related to sports at all.
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