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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2011, 09:28:35 AM »
You might say, Little's suspension is dunn. Or Dunn got a little suspension.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2011, 09:32:06 AM »
You might say, Little's suspension is dunn. Or Dunn got a little suspension.

you might say "mario beat up a couple of chicks, one of which was his whore girlfriend, then got arrested but now self needs a player since releford got hurt so now he's back on the team"


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 09:39:03 AM »
Who here can honestly say that they wouldn't have shoved that skeezy ho-bag into the sink if they were in the same situation? You have to let women know that they are your property or they will sleep around with the whole town. There is no doubt in my mind that Mario saved his relationship with that sink, and I'm sure he will propose on senior night. I'm so glad Bill Self decided not to punish Mario any more than he had to to keep the panzy-ass media off of his case.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 10:27:38 AM »
Two in the pink, then thrown in the sink!  HAWKS!


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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 10:30:39 AM »
Life's too short to be a pussy.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2011, 10:32:00 AM »
Two in the pink, then thrown in the sink!  HAWKS!

Fantastic. 

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2011, 10:56:13 AM »
This whole thing is as confusing as hell.  There need to be some clearer rules on when it IS and is NOT OK beat women.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2011, 10:58:24 AM »
I say bury her up to her neck and throw rocks at her.  That's what I say.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2011, 11:03:52 AM »
Let's publicly stone her,
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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2011, 11:05:02 AM »
Let's take a bikini photo of her and send it to Fitz!

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2011, 11:16:31 AM »
She's very attractive.  Hopefully she's learned her lesson and will LISTEN when Mario is speaking.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2011, 11:20:17 AM »
You guys are looking at this all the wrong way. We're forgetting who the real victim in this case is. I'm on TEAM ALEX.



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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2011, 11:33:50 AM »
this girl almost makes me as sick as ell and james' girl.
 :blah:<--- always complaining about battery and rape and stuff. grow the eff up.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2011, 11:50:08 AM »
I just hope that she learned her lesson because next time Mario might decide to push her through a closed window.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2011, 11:59:18 AM »
Just when you thought women knew their place in Lawrence.  Thanks for crashing a dream, Mario, by letting your whore get out of hand.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2011, 12:06:54 PM »
If a Twitter user name like @lovelyinlace doesn't scream jersey-chaser, then I don't know what does.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2011, 12:38:23 PM »
You guys are looking at this all the wrong way. We're forgetting who the real victim in this case is. I'm on TEAM ALEX.



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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2011, 03:27:07 PM »
Good to see kansas' unbroken streak of suspensions not extending into conf play is in tact.  I was starting to get worried.
Did Brady Drunkenstar break that streak last year?  Oh, yeah, they had a better starter to replace him, so that's OK.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2011, 04:11:52 PM »
Good to see kansas' unbroken streak of suspensions not extending into conf play is in tact.  I was starting to get worried.
Did Brady Drunkenstar break that streak last year?  Oh, yeah, they had a better starter to replace him, so that's OK.

his suspension was 1st semester only.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2011, 04:12:39 PM »
This whole thing is as confusing as hell.  There need to be some clearer rules on when it IS and is NOT OK beat women.

CJ Giles is apparently where the line is drawn.  so go from there.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2011, 05:07:15 PM »
This whole thing is as confusing as hell.  There need to be some clearer rules on when it IS and is NOT OK beat women.

It's not that confusing.

OK during:

- Sex
- Childbirth
- Church
- Pretty much anytime

NOT OK during:

- Cooking
- Cleaning

Reason: The bitch might spill something and make a mess. You wait until she's done, then beat her.

Speaking of OK, I'm surprised he hasn't chimed in yet. Seems like his kind of thread. Maybe if Little had killed her?

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2011, 05:30:21 PM »
After reading this thread, I believe the proper punishment would have been the death penalty. 

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2011, 05:36:05 PM »
After reading this thread, I believe the proper punishment would have been the death penalty. 

Eye for an eye beems....Bill should have raped him.  Danny and Dooley get his arms hoist him over the leather Devan in coaches office....HOW'S THAT FEEL, WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW MARIO!  Would have sent the right message.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2011, 05:37:05 PM »
If you read death for the jersey-chasing biotch that screwed around on poor mario, absolutely moonbeams you read the thread right.

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Re: Mario Little Suspension over, Bill agrees that she was a HUGE bitch
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2011, 05:46:52 PM »
After reading this thread, I believe the proper punishment would have been the death penalty. 

Seems a bit harsh don't you think?  I mean all he did was beat up the ho that was stepping out on him.