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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2011, 05:19:01 PM »
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

pretty sure he wouldn't have to talk crap to get raped by Ft. Riley dudes.
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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2011, 05:20:27 PM »
And people compare his POS to Frank?

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2011, 06:00:44 PM »
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2011, 06:07:21 PM »
The eff is a bad-smelling homeless Nebraskan still doing here?

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2011, 06:31:47 PM »
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little shits like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbshits. Also, you smell bad.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2011, 06:42:34 PM »
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little cacs like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbcacs. Also, you smell bad.

You need to pull your nose out of my ass. Look, you seem very small minded with narrow views but you're right, people are people. There's just as many douchebags at a K-State game as there is at Ft. Riley. Just depends on what side of the street you're standing on doesn't it?

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2011, 06:43:51 PM »
Good to know that Huskerpride would be one of the soldiers mowing down innocent EMAWs if our country ever went under martial law. Glad to have you protecting us, bro!

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2011, 06:45:10 PM »
Good to know that Huskerpride would be one of the soldiers mowing down innocent EMAWs if our country ever went under martial law. Glad to have you protecting us, bro!
There are no EMAW innocents. Just so ya know.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2011, 06:46:16 PM »
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-shitty BBS'ing

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2011, 06:47:44 PM »
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-cacty BBS'ing
It seems you gave up that life under your last handle.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2011, 06:49:31 PM »
I regret that I have but one life to give for non-cacty BBS'ing
It seems you gave up that life under your last handle.



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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2011, 07:07:36 PM »
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2011, 07:10:41 PM »
If you love the people in the military so much it seems like you would be taking out your anger on confirmed military hater Bo Pelini :dunno:

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2011, 07:21:12 PM »
Sad to see white trash nebraska fans defending their POS liar of a coach.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2011, 07:23:13 PM »
What else can you say about this other than . . . it's all . . . kind of . . . sad really.


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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2011, 07:29:20 PM »
I'm sure Bo, Carl, and the rest of the staff are cackling about reeling in that sucker
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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2011, 08:37:10 PM »
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2011, 08:57:56 PM »
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.
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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2011, 09:00:46 PM »
If I were in the military, I would rather be called a douchebag in a general sense than personally lied to publicly :dunno:
You're a wonderful person and if I had a daughter I would want them to marry a man like you. You are a credit to society and the human race in general. You are much more beautiful on the inside and out than other mere mortals. I consider you and Daxi as moral pillars of our society and truly monumental forward thinkers.

You may now consider yourself as being publicly lied to.

I would've rather you gone on Huskerpedia and said "all the goemawers are douchebags."  You're just proving my point really

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2011, 09:16:21 PM »
eff you military douchebag and eff you bad person coach!  DOUBLE WIN!
Military douchebag? Why? so twinkle toed little cacs like you can sit at home and talk tough on the internet? Stevie, got a challenge for ya. I'd like to see you call any guy from Ft. Riley a douchebag to his face. crocksuckers like you deserved to be ass raped for talking cac. But then again you'd probably enjoy that.

Lol. You seem very insecure and probably poorly educated. Look, people are people. It just happens that more people in the military seem to act like doucebags. I've got some friends in the military that are great guys, but even they admit that most of the kids they work with are redneck dumbcacs. Also, you smell bad.

You need to pull your nose out of my ass. Look, you seem very small minded with narrow views but you're right, people are people. There's just as many douchebags at a K-State game as there is at Ft. Riley. Just depends on what side of the street you're standing on doesn't it?

I'm incredibly open minded. Like, I'm cool with pretty much everyone.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2011, 09:22:40 PM »
This one time, this guy, like, had a different opinion than me about something, and I was all "I disagree, but I can see where you are coming from and also hope this doesn't affect our friendship moving forward." And it sure didn't.

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2011, 09:39:53 PM »
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Thats what you get when you have women writing about football or any other men's sports.....rolleyes
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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2011, 10:25:16 PM »
i wonder how many young ethnic children huskerpride has raped during the years? 

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2011, 10:27:37 PM »
Wow.  Husker trash isn't just a phrase, it now has a face.  Bo

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Re: Pelini goes Ashton Kutcher on Sailor(Huskerpride Declares Martial Law)
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2011, 10:35:58 PM »
Did any of you watch that game?  Every single thing the Nebraska coaches called was a joke.  Every single player was a joke.  That sailor kid fit right in with his heroes.


They were all a joke.  Every one.