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We need to start cheating again...
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:21:29 PM »


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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 05:27:36 PM »


Are you trying to say that NCAA major infractions correlate with the winning percentage of a program?  Because if so you fail.
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 05:31:22 PM »
I don't think the stats were complied correctly.  No SMU, and Miami with only 5?
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 05:45:47 PM »
The state of Kansas is very well represented on that list. :ksu: <---- But with the state of Kansas on the poster. :emawkid:

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 05:49:06 PM »


Are you trying to say that NCAA major infractions correlate with the winning percentage of a program?  Because if so you fail.

No.  I'm just saying it'd be nice to be the best at SOMETHING.

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 05:58:00 PM »
I don't think the stats were complied correctly.  No SMU, and Miami with only 5?

Isn't SMU #1 on the list.   :confused:

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 06:16:28 PM »


Are you trying to say that NCAA major infractions correlate with the winning percentage of a program?  Because if so you fail.

There is probably a good correlation between amount of infractions being committed by a program and the success of a program. Doubt there is a correlation between amount of NCAA infractions and the success of a program,  because successful programs don't get caught.

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 06:18:12 PM »
When we cheated the most we were horrible
1975-77 Ellis Rainsberger
1975 3-8
1976 1-10
1977 1-10

This is when a majority of our NCAA violations took place

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 06:20:03 PM »


Are you trying to say that NCAA major infractions correlate with the winning percentage of a program?  Because if so you fail.

There is probably a good correlation between amount of infractions being committed by a program and the success of a program. Doubt there is a correlation between amount of NCAA infractions and the success of a program,  because successful programs don't get caught.

Exactly, eight of the top ten most winning teams in football history aren't even on the list.  

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 06:21:50 PM »
Dumb thread

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 10:18:07 PM »


Are you trying to say that NCAA major infractions correlate with the winning percentage of a program?  Because if so you fail.

There is probably a good correlation between amount of infractions being committed by a program and the success of a program. Doubt there is a correlation between amount of NCAA infractions and the success of a program, because successful programs don't get caught.

Exactly, eight of the top ten most winning teams in football history aren't even on the list. 



See what I mean.  :gocho:

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 11:20:53 PM »
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 07:54:37 AM »
The real reason why this is a dumb thread is because in terms of real cheating . . . K-State hasn't been busted for anything resembling real cheating in a major sport for nearly 25 years.   2 or 3 of K-State's "major infractions" came in things like estro ball and track and cross country.    I don't count the Frank Murphy issue as real cheating at all because we reported it to the NCAA like 2 days after he showed up on campus with the car.    Hell, K-State hoops hasn't been busted for any real cheating in 55 years . . . that's a disgrace.




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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 08:00:14 AM »
Wichita State? Pardon my LWSNCAAVIQ, but what did they do?
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 09:01:32 AM »
Wichita State? Pardon my LWSNCAAVIQ, but what did they do?

I think killing your team in a plane crash results in several major infractions
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 09:51:19 AM »
Wichita State? Pardon my LWSNCAAVIQ, but what did they do?

recruiting violations were part of the reason that they trashed the football program.



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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 11:14:58 AM »
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/sports/stories/2011/01/02/no-ncaa-violation-found-in-pryor-using-loaned-cars.html?sid=101

THAT is how it's done.  Kid had a brand new Charger before he took a snap, and they still get him new rides.  I love how dirty OSU is.

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 01:38:09 PM »
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/sports/stories/2011/01/02/no-ncaa-violation-found-in-pryor-using-loaned-cars.html?sid=101

THAT is how it's done.  Kid had a brand new Charger before he took a snap, and they still get him new rides.  I love how dirty OSU is.

Amazing at what they do there, Ohio State probably has the biggest crap eating grin ever.

Kid gets ticketed 3 times in 3 different cars all tied back to 1 car salesmen who has autographed jerseys outside of his office with signatures ON THE OFFICE WALL.

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About two dozen autographed jerseys hang inside Auto Direct's office, including those from Pryor, running back Daniel Herron and receiver DeVier Posey. A number of autographs have been scribbled on the walls.

Pryor said he doesn't remember the circumstances of him signing his jersey, but "I sign a lot of stuff for Buckeye fans - I don't like to turn down fans. But I don't do it to get any favors or discounts."


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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »
Wow. OSU is amazing.
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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2011, 02:25:41 PM »
So if I'm reading this correctly, most people here think we ought to start cheating more and not get caught, right.  But by that logic how do you know we are not doing that already?  Could be that our current cheating is the only thing that got us to 7 wins this year and if we had not done it would have wound up at 0-12. 

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2011, 02:57:14 PM »
So if I'm reading this correctly, most people here think we ought to start cheating more and not get caught, right.  But by that logic how do you know we are not doing that already?  Could be that our current cheating is the only thing that got us to 7 wins this year and if we had not done it would have wound up at 0-12. 

Then cheat more, is the point.

I think the point is to cheat, get caught (or self report that you found no violations), laugh in the NCAA's face and tell them they won't do crap.  They won't and you continue cheating.

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Re: We need to start cheating again...
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2011, 06:39:57 PM »
Wichita State? Pardon my LWSNCAAVIQ, but what did they do?

recruiting violations were part of the reason that they trashed the football program.



was lew perkins the WSU AD then?