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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2012, 01:54:12 PM »
Sorry guys, I'm a righty as well. I've recruited another player, but alas, fate would not give us a dominant right arm.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #51 on: August 02, 2012, 02:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on August 02, 2012, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: SabiNation on August 01, 2012, 08:58:23 PM
We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.
Matt Siebrandt's Left Hand fits this descripto very well.

Brilliant!  Boys, we've got ourselves a lefty. 
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2012, 02:15:11 PM »
Now the hard part.  It will be grueling and some of the guys on the team might not last, but in order to be Olympic Champions we have to design cool practice unis.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2012, 02:33:20 PM »
I'm thinking either of these would work...



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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2012, 02:44:34 PM »
Quote from: SabiNation on August 02, 2012, 02:33:20 PM
I'm thinking either of these would work...





I like.  Now get me some really short shorts with something written across the ass like "heart" "effort" or "hand & balls"
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2012, 02:58:00 PM »
Or:
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    across the butt
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2012, 04:13:00 PM »
Just whipped a tennis ball across my office and out my door 10 times.

10/10 went through.  I am a rough ridin' natural.  better clear some room in the ol' LSOC trophy case for a gold.   :dance:
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2012, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on August 02, 2012, 04:13:00 PM
Just whipped a tennis ball across my office and out my door 10 times.

10/10 went through.  I am a rough ridin' natural.  better clear some room in the ol' LSOC trophy case for a gold.   :dance:

Good stuff, LSOC.  Practice makes perfect! 
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2012, 12:38:03 AM »
If they ever get juggling into the Olympics I will dominate it. Knives, fireballs, etc.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2012, 01:45:17 PM »
practicing left handed tosses so I can be a dual threat. 

So, when I am on the podium wearing my gold in Brazil and they play the national anthem should I go all somber and serious with hands clasped behind back, intently gazing at the Stars and Stripes? 

mouth along with the words with hand over heart?

Head lowered in contemplation?

Lots of decisions in the next 4 years.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2012, 03:03:45 PM »
This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day.  Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.

SwiftCat, how's your training going?
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2012, 03:20:29 PM »
Quote from: SabiNation on August 03, 2012, 03:03:45 PM
This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day.  Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.

SwiftCat, how's your training going?

What is that, like 3 feet or something?
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2012, 03:36:34 PM »
Quote from: captain stockmarket on August 03, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: SabiNation on August 03, 2012, 03:03:45 PM
This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day.  Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.

SwiftCat, how's your training going?

What is that, like 3 feet or something?

you are a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), boston.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2012, 03:38:18 PM »
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Quote from: captain stockmarket on August 03, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: SabiNation on August 03, 2012, 03:03:45 PM
This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day.  Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.

SwiftCat, how's your training going?

What is that, like 3 feet or something?

you are a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), boston.

Just trying to make a point that SabiNation didn't actually tape a line in his garage because he obviously doesn't own a meter stick. No one in America does, that's all.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2012, 03:42:47 PM »
Quote from: captain stockmarket on August 03, 2012, 03:20:29 PM
Quote from: SabiNation on August 03, 2012, 03:03:45 PM
This morning I taped down a 6 meter line in my garage, and I've been practicing my jump-shots all day.  Even put a big stack of tires in the middle of the goal to act as a goalie so that I could perfect my corner shots and bounce shots.

SwiftCat, how's your training going?

What is that, like 3 feet or something?

Dude it's the rough ridin' metric system.  I have no idea.  I guessed and put it 13 feet away because that's how far the free throw line is in basketball.  This way, I can practice my hand ball jump-shots and my free throws!!  Can you say dual-sport star?     :combofan:
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2012, 03:59:02 PM »
Quote from: SabiNation on August 03, 2012, 03:42:47 PM
Dude it's the rough ridin' metric system.  I have no idea.  I guessed and put it 13 feet away because that's how far the free throw line is in basketball.  This way, I can practice my hand ball jump-shots and my free throws!!  Can you say dual-sport star?     :combofan:

A quick Google search tells me that its just over 19 feet. I suggest you retape your line before you short arm every throw in Rio. I'd hate to see all of Limestone's hard training go to waste.

Do people celebrate goals in handball like they do touchdowns in football? You guys should put some swag in handball in 2016 :dance:
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2012, 01:44:30 AM »
I would probably try out for something like track, failing miserably I would go on to compete in bobsleigh. Myself and a few other former runners would defy the odds and make the olympics only to crash on one of the last turns.  :dunno:
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2012, 10:07:19 AM »
I've secured a sponsorship from Hummel.  Congrats guys, this is really happening.
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Re: Olympic Events you could win gold in
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2012, 01:55:37 PM »
Nice work Emo!  :thumbsup:
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