Author Topic: Nebraska sucks puss from a dead man's unit, and Jake Locker is hot (Read 5910 times)

Pete · « **on:** December 30, 2010, 11:28:00 PM »

Can anyone think of someone hotter than Jake Locker?

I have two guesses. That guy from True Blood who turns into animals, and Justin Bieber.

Pett · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:30:29 PM »

I keep visiting the Nebraska message board, imagine GoPo powerespect level multiplied by a thousand there. It's pure comedy.

KSUTOMMY · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:31:42 PM »

Pete, how do you think Jake smells?

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:33:15 PM »

Quote from: KSUTOMMY on December 30, 2010, 11:31:42 PM

Pete, how do you think Jake smells?

He smells like English Leather and pulled pork....with a hint of baby chowder. NOT GUESSING, I KNOW!

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:37:22 PM »

OK, maybe I am reaching here...but does this not look an awful lot like Jake heading out of the training room? Mods?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:45:15 PM »

Jake's arm has muscles in places where nu players don't even have places.

MadCat · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:50:30 PM »

Tim Tebow's eye-black now sports references to Jake Locker.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:53:19 PM »

God I love watching pelini melt down. rough ridin' fantastic.

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:54:19 PM »

I know. I'd trade a thousand Pin Stripe (BS) losses for this.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:55:29 PM »

I love it when he screams "eff" through gritted teeth. That last safety provided a good one.

MadCat · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:56:42 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on December 30, 2010, 11:55:29 PM

I love it when he screams "eff" through gritted teeth. That last safety provided a good one.

Thought I read a JFC in there.

doom · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:57:15 PM »

The big 12 refs are just screwing them over right now.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:57:36 PM »

When he runs, I hear 1000 harps playing together.

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:00:23 AM »

"FINISH" on the Washington coaches shirt...

Panjandrum · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:02:04 AM »

Quote from: Pete on December 30, 2010, 11:28:00 PM

Can anyone think of someone hotter than Jake Locker?

Tom Brady is sitting with his hot as crap Brazilian goddess of a wife thanking Jesus Christ on a cross that he got that chick knocked up before Jake Locker got hims some money.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:10:45 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on December 31, 2010, 12:02:04 AM

Quote from: Pete on December 30, 2010, 11:28:00 PM
Can anyone think of someone hotter than Jake Locker?

Tom Brady is sitting with his hot as cac Brazilian goddess of a wife thanking Jesus Christ on a cross that he got that chick knocked up before Jake Locker got hims some money.

Brody Jenner is no longer the hottest. No way...

Pete · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:12:48 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on December 31, 2010, 12:02:04 AM

Quote from: Pete on December 30, 2010, 11:28:00 PM
Can anyone think of someone hotter than Jake Locker?

Tom Brady is sitting with his hot as cac Brazilian goddess of a wife thanking Jesus Christ on a cross that he got that chick knocked up before Jake Locker got hims some money.

Was just saying this EXACT same thing to my grandmother as we watch the game. She agrees.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:13:53 AM »

his dad ain't too bad looking himself.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:14:24 AM »

HIs dad is a drywaller! What a good example of blue collar work ethic.

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:17:47 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on December 31, 2010, 12:14:24 AM

HIs dad is a drywaller! What a good example of blue collar work ethic.

Totally agree. Dr. Tom should keep him on the speed dial after the Pelini brothers get done with their post game exploits. :horriblehumans:

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:19:52 AM »

Bo just called his asst coach the N word.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:20:46 AM »

holy crap I missed that.

Note to self later; check out before 5:00 mark for possible N word.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:23:09 AM »

cody green has dreamy eyes though.

Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:23:53 AM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on December 31, 2010, 12:20:46 AM

holy cac I missed that.

Note to self later; check out before 5:00 mark for possible N word.

Just reviewed it. He clearly said it.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:25:08 AM »

YOUTUBE!!!!