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Offline j@yh@wks

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MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« on: December 24, 2010, 10:28:22 AM »
You guys are just doing it all wrong.  Major FAIL.    :goodbyecruelworld:


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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2010, 10:34:29 AM »
We know, dick.  We are trying though, compliance dept not cooperating.

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2010, 10:39:25 AM »
We know, dick.  We are trying though, compliance dept not cooperating.

Have you shown Jacob how to squeeze through a drive-through window yet?  Very important first step to MCMW

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 10:41:13 AM »
You guys are just doing it all wrong.  Major FAIL.    :goodbyecruelworld:

This hurts more than any smack talk that any Jayhawk as every landed. Bravo. We are defiantly NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME.


The above is a very serious post, no sarcasm

No sarcasm in the above statement as well.
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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 10:45:01 AM »
Q@ = Cat
J@yh@wks = Jatyhatwks?
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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 11:01:24 AM »
We know, dick.  We are trying though, compliance dept not cooperating.

Have you shown Jacob how to squeeze through a drive-through window yet?  Very important first step to MCMW

Nope.  The majority of our players refuse to sexually assault or beat on women so I am pretty sure we are mumped.

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 11:09:10 AM »
We know, dick.  We are trying though, compliance dept not cooperating.

Have you shown Jacob how to squeeze through a drive-through window yet?  Very important first step to MCMW

Nope.  The majority of our players refuse to sexually assault or beat on women so I am pretty sure we are mumped.

Here's how you do it, get a player in an elevator with a paid "lady of the night" and a secret camera.  He doesn't actually have to beat her as long as the world thinks he did.  Worth at least 20 points in the next game guaranteed

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2010, 11:09:30 AM »
Q@ = Cat
J@yh@wks = Jatyhatwks?
 :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

now your just reading it all wrong.

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2010, 11:15:44 AM »
We know, dick.  We are trying though, compliance dept not cooperating.

Have you shown Jacob how to squeeze through a drive-through window yet?  Very important first step to MCMW

Nope.  The majority of our players refuse to sexually assault or beat on women so I am pretty sure we are effed.

Here's how you do it, get a player in an elevator with a paid "lady of the night" and a secret camera.  He doesn't actually have to beat her as long as the world thinks he did.  Worth at least 20 points in the next game guaranteed

But Jake lives on the first floor!   :runaway:

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2010, 11:44:56 AM »
You guys are just doing it all wrong.  Major FAIL.    :goodbyecruelworld:

Now that Larry Brown is looking for a job, we can hire him. :users:

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2010, 02:28:35 PM »
Fred Hoiberg
Outcriminalizing the competition since 2010.


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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2010, 02:49:03 PM »
Fred Hoiberg
Outcriminalizing the competition since 2010.



See, this is what I'm talking about. There's no reason to show off your iowyness in this thread.

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2010, 11:52:02 PM »
You guys are just doing it all wrong.  Major FAIL.    :goodbyecruelworld:

Now that Larry Brown is looking for a job, we can hire him. :users:

Now that guy understands the sacred steps to MCMW as passed down through the Jayhawk tree.  It is sacred knowledge that has been spread out from KU since back in the Wilt days with coach Allen and even before that.  Over the years some of the sacred knowledge spread to Kentucky and North Carolina, Iowa, and Oregon State, Washburn and Northwestern, Cleveland State and Tennessee State.  I can not present you with the full sacred knowledge but only bits and pieces.  The fact is, you need to make a deal with the devil and hire a former KU coach or player to be your coach.  Then and only then, will you obtain the sacred knowledge.   :blindfold:

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Re: MCMW, MCMW, MCMW!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2010, 01:33:45 AM »
Fred Hoiberg
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See, this is what I'm talking about. There's no reason to show off your iowyness in this thread.

Yea, I did that on purpose. Glad to see you are reading my posts!!  :excited: