Guys I did something disgusting. I took the leftover crunched up tortilla chips at the bottom of the bag and just dumped them in salsa and tried to eat with a spoon. Was awful. Do not recommend.
Not as gross as this thing my ex-roommate did. He only live with me a month before he was kicked out for reasons that are not what I am about to describe:
He would take buffalo blue cheese JACKED doritos, crush them up, cover them in Frank's Red Hot Sauce and Hidden Valley Ranch, mix it all up, and proceed to eat them like a bowl of cereal.