Bathroom mishap

[michigancat]

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0

Michigancat seems like a different poster then.

I was.  I didn't live in Michigan. 

[DQ12]

This was a problem for me for 18 years, till I found the trick:

Just grab your dick right where shafter meet pelvis.  Grip the vain (urethra maybe? I'm not a doctor.) underneath and squeeze that sucker upward.  You'll notice a few more drops come out.  Works. every. time.

[powercatmiller]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

[Cartierfor3]

just un-tuck your shirt you friggin' shirt tuck.  the shirt tail hides the mess. 

[pissclams]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

keep telling yourself that.  taint push changed several n00b taint pushers' lives.

[ew2x4]

I ripped a pair of khakis a couple months ago, right in the crotchal area. They were some shitty dockers khakis. Anyways, I smuggled a stapler into the bathroom and temporarily fixed it. It was bad guys.

[CNS]

I ripped a pair of khakis a couple months ago, right in the crotchal area. They were some cacty dockers khakis. Anyways, I smuggled a stapler into the bathroom and temporarily fixed it. It was bad guys.

Have done this before(minus stapler).  Walked with very short steps to the car, drove the 1hr 10min round trip home to change.  Told my boss exactly what happened. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

hey guys- here's a rough ridin' idea. keep an extra pair of work pants and shirt at work then you won't have to worry about this stupid crap. i swear, it's like i'm talking work clothes and possible accidents that can happen to them with my sisters kids here. KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR!

[ChiComCat]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

[Kat Kid]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)

[Cire]

at least you wash your hands.

[ChiComCat]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)

 

[Kat Kid]

I can't believe I never posted in that thread, could have sworn I did. Oh well it wasn't as good as the "Question for all ball shavers " thread
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=19917.0

I vote for the ball shaving thread.  I used my Norelco body groomer a couple days ago and have been enjoying my optical inch.

But I guess if I were one of these people that were always pissing on themselves, that would be more important.

I could make a balls joke here, about who's balls you really were shaving.  If I were it would be something like the sample below:

(CHICAT IS UNABLE TO DO FUN STUFF BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS HIS BALLS!)

 

 

[yoga-like_abana]

Geez stunz was such an adorable poster back in the day.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Post counts over on ksufans were insane.  29K posts for FFF?   

[yoga-like_abana]

Have another bathroom grudge, not a mishap but more of a nuisance. Sometimes after I get done taking a dump and am all but done wiping another turd comes out and I have to start all over again. Very 

[dmartin]

Have another bathroom grudge, not a mishap but more of a nuisance. Sometimes after I get done taking a dump and am all but done wiping another turd comes out and I have to start all over again. Very 

hate that crap.

[KSUTOMMY]

Taking a dump in the automatic flusher toilet and trying to surf the web on the elite iPhone and lean forward to read and WHOOOSH, you get your balls "washed". That is infuriating.

[turns_cats_trashy]

Taking a dump in the automatic flusher toilet and trying to surf the web on the elite iPhone and lean forward to read and WHOOOSH, you get your balls "washed". That is infuriating.

The sensors on those are real cac. An old-fashioned ballwashing is always pleasant but not when it's with your own cac water