Bathroom mishap

[KSUTOMMY]

We've all been there - taking a piss and we look down when washing our hands to see...  there is a little "moisture" drippy drippy on your pants. Not only is it embarrassing - but you are wearing khakis and there might as well be a freaking neon sign pointing to your junk. What do you do.

Oh, and other related experiences.

tia

[Dr Rick Daris]

What do you do.

make a concerted effort to stop pissing all over myself. 

[WildcatNkilt]

We've all been there - taking a piss and we look down when washing our hands to see...  there is a little "moisture" drippy drippy on your pants. Not only is it embarrassing - but you are wearing khakis and there might as well be a freaking neon sign pointing to your junk. What do you do.

Oh, and other related experiences.

tia

"speckle" the area to make it look like water splashed on you. 

I've done this many times.   

[Saulbadguy]

Taint push.

[michigancat]

Taint push.

[OK_Cat]

Taint push.

[Brock Landers]

Taint push.

Best non-sports thread ever.  The Taint Push thread made a difference in people's lives.  Well not in mine, because I don't have problems with pissing on my khakis.  But in case it happens when I get older, I'll be ready for it.

[CHONGS]

Just dab it.

[steve dave]

make sure you are done before zipping up

[Dr Rick Daris]

the whole taint thing is kinda gross as far as i'm concerned so i don't do it. i do keep a roll of duct tape on me at all times though.

[sys]

Taint push.

i worry about long-term taint damage.

[CHONGS]

Dab it.

[Paul Moscow]

Put your underwear on the outside of your pants and announce to the office that it's inside-out day. 

[CHONGS]

Taint push.

i worry about long-term taint damage.

As you should.  The blood vessels and nerve endings there are very delicate.  These taint-pushers are going to make Pfizer a mint.

[WillieWatanabe]

I usually make sure i am carrying papers or something the rest of the day. Or maybe awkwardly hold my hand in front, but casually. But yeah, def. taint push.

[The1BigWillie]

Taint push changed my life.  I've thought about having a t-shirt made that says... "If you push on your taint when your'e done, that won't happen anymore."

[jtksu]

So jealous of the guys here who no what this "taint push" is all about.  :ashamed:

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

So jealous of the guys here who no what this "taint push" is all about.  :ashamed:

This guy must have some disgusting pants with all the piss splatter that is left behind.  Taint push is on the questionare when getting your man card.

[jtksu]

I'm all for a little ass play when I'm pounding some chick, I just never thought of giving myself the stinky pinky while pissing. 

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

  jtksu does not know what the taint is, or has really bad wiping technique.

[OK_Cat]

 

[Paul Moscow]

If it were up to the Flomax's of the world we would all be left dribbling in our britches. Thank god for the internet and free dissemination. There is no reason why Taint Push shouldn't be normal lexicon in every family room and at every dining room table in the United States.

[EllToPay]

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0

[WillieWatanabe]

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=16927.0

Michigancat seems like a different poster then.

[turns_cats_trashy]

If there are blow dryers in the lavatory you are home free, just have to pretend you are drying your hands for an elaborate amount of time while on your tippy toes. If there are paper towels you need to be a little more strategic. Have a paper towel in each hand and try to get to your desk as fast as possible. If you do encounter anybody on way to said desk make eye contact to the fullest extent, if you do see their eyes start to lower towards the neon sign quickly fake a sneeze while covering your mouth with one paper towel and the neon sign  with the other.

This desperate situation almost ruined my career so I took a fake cac while thinking of blueprints and this is the best I came up with. It works to perfection 100% half the time.