Perhaps you are short of reading comprehension skills.
Cliff's notes:
The earth is not warming. If anything, its cooling--so the Maldivians should get more land, right?
The oceans are not rising.
They want handouts because they have been told by pope al and his college of tardinals that the countries that have been successful should give up their success, despite the fact that it was that success in the first place which allowed those nations to be able to invest anything at all into this "problem."
Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Mothman, global warm....clima...whatever its called to fit this weeks flailing argument.