weird crap you've heard (which may or may not be true)

[WillieWatanabe]

People that become blind see images in dreams. Born blind people do not.

[pike]

Jt is right about the largest organism on Earth. Read about that the other day but I don't think its in Aspen...

Also I've heard that stuff about Hitler and meth. Also hears he would take opium at night to fall asleep

[Saulbadguy]

you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

You drive and park on both, dumbass.

[MeatSauce]

When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless.

FALSE

If you died in your house, a pet cat would eat your dead body, starting with your soft eyeballs, for sustenance, a dog would stay by your corpse until it also died. (i'm pretty sure that's completely horseshit, but it worked when a "Let's get a cat instead of a dog" discussion came up the last time)

[Dr Rick Daris]

When you get shot for the first time, your body doesn't recognize that particular pain and will go into shock, effectively making it almost painless.

FALSE

If you died in your house, a pet cat would eat your dead body, starting with your soft eyeballs, for sustenance, a dog would stay by your corpse until it also died. (i'm pretty sure that's completely horsecac, but it worked when a "Let's get a cat instead of a dog" discussion came up the last time)

did it work in favor of the cat or against it?

[CHONGS]

If trapped in a corner, an adult goose can kill a small bear.

[michigancat]

You lose 80% of your body heat from your head, so it's very important to wear a hat when it's cold.

Derivative: The "80%" theory was flawed because it was based on a military study in the Arctic and the participants wore parkas but not hats*

*heard it but may not be true

I have heard that the 80% rule is flawed because it was based off of infants, who's heads are larger in proportion to their body at that age than they are as an adult.

That makes sense, kind of.  Losing 80% of my heat from my head as a grown-up makes no sense.

you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

You drive and park on both, dumbass.

Also, parkways usually have landscaped medians or lead to parks or something park related.

[Saulbadguy]

steve dave can punch through a box of frosted flakes.

[CHONGS]

Severe radiation poisoning tastes sour.

[dmartin]

if you keep making that face, it will freeze like that.

[steve dave]

steve dave can punch through a box of frosted flakes.

100% fact

[Sugar Dick]

you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

You drive and park on both, dumbass.

if you drop a piece of toast covered with jam, it will always land jam side down, dumbass

[AppleJack]

Santa Claus

[Brock Landers]

    will cause hair to grow on your palm

[KSUTOMMY]

Pouring vinegar on mosquito bites takes the itch away.

Popping an asprin/motrin/ibuprofin prior to passing out drunk will keep the hangover away.

Putting human hair in your garden keeps the deer away.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Pouring vinegar on mosquito bites takes the itch away.

Popping an asprin/motrin/ibuprofin prior to passing out drunk will keep the hangover away.

Putting human hair in your garden keeps the deer away.  This one is true for the most part deer do get used to it after a while.

[j rake]

Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.

[The1BigWillie]

If you don't "use it" you will in fact "lose it".

[KSUTOMMY]

Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.

   

[WillieWatanabe]

If you continually make funny faces, your face will stay that way.

If you pop your knuckles, you will get arthritis.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Elephants are afraid of mice.

[jtksu]

Spiderwebs are like 1000 times stronger than steel.
Bulls are not excited by the color red, they're actually color blind.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

jtksu told me that ...











Sheep vaginas are very similar to human vaginas.

[dmartin]

Elephants are afraid of mice.

proved true on mythbusters.

[KSUTOMMY]

Elephants are afraid of mice.

proved true on mythbusters.

this amazed me - I was ready to hoist the BS flag... and I was dumbfounded.