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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5225 on: July 18, 2013, 05:21:29 PM »
Getz is back. Burn the [redacted] down.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5227 on: July 18, 2013, 06:57:05 PM »
Well if we're planning to suck long term we might as well suck for cheaper.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5228 on: July 18, 2013, 08:33:11 PM »
Getz is back.

i don't see how this can possibly be.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5229 on: July 18, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5230 on: July 18, 2013, 08:55:40 PM »
Getz and Herrera back confirmed.

Disaster details below. Ned says "it's time go" and he wants the "best" roster he can get.   :facepalm:

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130718&content_id=54029738&vkey=news_kc&c_id=kc

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5231 on: July 18, 2013, 09:21:07 PM »
that may be the strangest thing i've ever heard of.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5232 on: July 18, 2013, 11:28:51 PM »
Like, Gio was probably a bad 2nd basemen, but Getz is a confirmed bad 2nd basemen.

Gio got like 30 ABs to prove himself. This is criminal.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5233 on: July 19, 2013, 12:43:30 AM »
Like, Gio was probably a bad 2nd basemen, but Getz is a confirmed bad 2nd basemen.

Gio got like 30 ABs to prove himself. This is criminal.

eff.  Maybe they have a trade working with a team that wants Gio?  I got nothing.  (To be fair, he has had more than 30 ABs to prove himself.  Just thirty this go round.)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5234 on: July 19, 2013, 01:05:23 AM »
Like, Gio was probably a bad 2nd basemen, but Getz is a confirmed bad 2nd basemen.

Gio got like 30 ABs to prove himself. This is criminal.

eff.  Maybe they have a trade working with a team that wants Gio?  I got nothing.  (To be fair, he has had more than 30 ABs to prove himself.  Just thirty this go round.)

they're effing idiots. just untuck your shirt and let your heart acknowledge what your brain already knows.

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5235 on: July 19, 2013, 01:18:24 AM »
Like, Gio was probably a bad 2nd basemen, but Getz is a confirmed bad 2nd basemen.

well, if they don't bring getz up, all they have at 2nd are johnson and tejada.  so you can see why they couldn't afford to take the risk with gio.
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« Reply #5236 on: July 19, 2013, 01:24:37 AM »
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They absolutely have to fire Ned Yost.


TapiPhone

No they don't. He sucks but he's not the problem

Yes he is.


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Not even close, who's the guy who threw away the future for a season of almost mediocrity?  Who made Jeff Francouer and Chris Getz(Two worst players in the MLB, honestly) regulars on this team?  Who has taken SEVEN YEARS to build a roster yet STILL we are a below average team AT BEST?  Who traded for Wade Davi(e)s and an aging #2 starter and still has managed to fail?  All of these questions have one answer.

I mean, I'm fine with firing Dayton too. But just because Dayton sucks doesnt mean Ned is or could ever be a good managrer. Just because Getz and Francoeur were on the team doesn't mean Ned had to make them regulars for as long as he did... or that Alcides had to bat 2nd every game...

Having a legitimate MLB manager gets this team a few games above .500 for the season, so I'll take that even if I can't have an adequate GM.


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Name games that Ned messed up that would put us at .500.

Jeezus... Never mind. This is ridiculous.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 01:31:15 AM by SuperG »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5237 on: July 19, 2013, 03:08:15 AM »
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They absolutely have to fire Ned Yost.


TapiPhone

No they don't. He sucks but he's not the problem

Yes he is.


TapiPhone
Not even close, who's the guy who threw away the future for a season of almost mediocrity?  Who made Jeff Francouer and Chris Getz(Two worst players in the MLB, honestly) regulars on this team?  Who has taken SEVEN YEARS to build a roster yet STILL we are a below average team AT BEST?  Who traded for Wade Davi(e)s and an aging #2 starter and still has managed to fail?  All of these questions have one answer.

I mean, I'm fine with firing Dayton too. But just because Dayton sucks doesnt mean Ned is or could ever be a good managrer. Just because Getz and Francoeur were on the team doesn't mean Ned had to make them regulars for as long as he did... or that Alcides had to bat 2nd every game...

Having a legitimate MLB manager gets this team a few games above .500 for the season, so I'll take that even if I can't have an adequate GM.


TapiPhone
Name games that Ned messed up that would put us at .500.

Jeezus... Never mind. This is ridiculous.
My point is, even if Ned is a bad manager, this is still not a .500 roster, I'd love to see a manager who could win with Jeff Francouer and Chris Getz as starters for even part of a season.  He is NOT the problem, he is merely a problem.   Dayton is THE problem.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5238 on: July 19, 2013, 09:08:13 AM »
Is there a worse player than Getz in the majors? I don't think so.

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« Reply #5239 on: July 19, 2013, 10:13:11 AM »
Is there a worse player than Getz in the majors? I don't think so.

He totally won us that one game vs the Braves this year guys

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5240 on: July 19, 2013, 08:56:25 PM »
Bases loaded, 2 outs. Sound familiar?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5241 on: July 19, 2013, 09:00:40 PM »
And Escobar strikes out to leave everyone on. Definitely familiar.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5242 on: July 19, 2013, 09:49:06 PM »
Two-hit shutout win!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5243 on: July 19, 2013, 09:56:36 PM »
Trade him tonight
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5244 on: July 19, 2013, 10:08:49 PM »
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5245 on: July 19, 2013, 11:24:06 PM »
I thought Herrera was going to lose it for us tonight. Phew.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5246 on: July 19, 2013, 11:58:01 PM »
I thought Herrera was going to lose it for us tonight. Phew.

He does well for a couple of games every time he comes up from the minors. Then he craters and goes back down. Here's hoping he does better this time, but I'm not terribly optimistic. After all, these are Glass' Royals.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5247 on: July 20, 2013, 12:20:50 AM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5248 on: July 20, 2013, 11:14:44 AM »
Trade him tonight

yep.

Santana or Holland? Or both? I say both. Holland's value will never ever be higher.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #5249 on: July 20, 2013, 11:16:51 AM »
I don't understand baseball to a degree that I could expect to reasonably participate in the in-game subtleties of this conversation, and thus I also don't understand this thread and all of the references to numbers and body parts and all that gobbledygook.
What I do understand is that, besides the KSU/KU rivalry in sports (as noted by the OW pics and mention), is that there is now a celebrity rivalry: Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde (humminah Humminah HUMminah HUMMinah...BONER!) versus Eric Stonestreet/Sofia Vergara (humminah Humminah HUMminah HUMMinah...BONER!).
Whom do you think is better to have as a fan of area sports; Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde, who barely show their faces around the KU/KC area unless it's the NCAA Tournament, or Eric Stonestreet/Sofia Vergara, who blessedly/thankfully/most-coolly uses his/her wily and feminine charms to, with much more cleavage (and class, in that respect) to rep our school year-round?
I don't know if this is a draw; Sudeikis has been in movies and SNL (is he really a KU grad, or just a bandwagon KC/KU fan?).
And also, I'd like to see a fight between Wilde and Vergara, I'll bet, from personal experience dating Latina women, that Vergara would destroy Wilde (though I have no personal grudge against OW, except that she has the unfortunate obligation of becoming a KU fan by default). My poor father (who went to KSU) was reduced to being a KU non-opinionator after he married my mother (a KU grad), but only after I (who grew up listening to KU basketball with no bias) decided to go to KSU did learned the meaning of true rivalry.
They both have House Divided plates, and have learned to get along...but I still haven't figured out how to shut my stupid mouth, even when I go out with girls who are KU grads....it just slips out. But I digress. Maybe I need to get a more self-oriented and confident identity. Maybe I just need to drink more...or less...orh mayeb to Ku kuds jsut need to use sggrasshoppers to brusht my theetnh and layie down on the rugg isn ths tthing where the squirrels aressts ifthting?/////....